So for a little intro...well, I am somewhere in my twenties but I don't want to tell :P hahaha. I am a total goofball and love to joke around although I have yet to really do that in anything I have written..hmmm...perhaps it is time? Anyways, I love reading fanfics when I have the time and love even more to write them when I get an idea. My ideas are totally random and a lot of them branch from some random dream(s) I had.

I will totally admit that I love to watch cartoons...so what don't judge me! :) I have also found that most readers and writers are a little out there, like oooouuuttt there, but ya kind of have to be if you want to be creative right?

I love watching, reading and drawing anime. It is just relaxing to me in a way and I love getting lost in the world of a good story.

I love the color red especially the dark crimsons.

I also love spiders...they are so cool and I am sure they just want hugs. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, well now my mind went blank but what I was gonna say is in there somewhere.

If anyone out there happens to have ideas for a future story, shoot me the idea. I always love the idea of a challenge and writing for someone would be cool!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (YES!!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

(More randomness.)

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I hate being older because it means I have to bring my own crayons to restaurants.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I'm not clum- OW! Where did that wall come from!?!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

If you can't fix it with duct tape you haven't used enough!

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty. I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them.

I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Life is like a pack of gum, I've yet to figure out why.

When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.