![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. This, my dears, is idyllic's Twlight account. "Hey...that profile picture looks familiar!" Really? Are you serious? Cool, 'cause that means that either you know my other account, idyllic nocturne, or that someone liked my picture and stole it (not so cool, that option). Right, so I've been on here since spring of '06, I just got this account for fun. Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a girl that can’t put her pants on. ~Annik Marchand When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder. ~James H. Boren It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day. ~The Naked Gun We say we love flowers; we pluck them. We say we love trees; we cut them down. And people wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. ~John Lehman Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative. ~Kurt Vonnegu I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there. ~Herb Caen Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door "Everyone knows the best way to convince someone you're not lying to them is to tell them that you are." A synonym is just a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. I don't lie, I fib in big portions. Evil is just live spelled backwards. Death is God's way of saying, "You're fired." Suicide is humans' way of saying, "You can't fire me, I quit!" Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere. ~G. K. Chesterton WARNING TO ALL OF MY READERS: SCHOOL COMES FIRST, FANFICTION SECOND. THUSLY, UPDATES MAY TAKE TIME. PLEASE BE PATIENT. All plots, creations, etc., is © bloody ampersand 2007—? GAH! FINALS! I CAN'T WRITE RIGHT NOW! |
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