Pretty much, these are all the smaller things I've written that don't quite merit their own story yet, but I still want to post. Mainly Naruto stuff, but a Bleach thing or two will be thrown in. Some humor, some introspective. Now also includes Omake's to other people's stories I've written across the internet, for Naruto, Worm, and Highschool DxD.

Anakin gets himself some professional help...

Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.

A collection of oneshots, drabbles, ideas, unfinished fics, and miscellaneous randomness.

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

After facing an ancient enemy too powerful for even their mighty corp, the Green Lanterns are no more. In a desperate gambit to ensure the survival of the power of will, the last guardian entrusts his power to one boy. A boy burdened with a destiny that will shake the very foundation of magic. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Power of Oa"

Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc

Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. Alternate Universe.

In the summer before Harry´s fourth year Sirius makes his godson aware of his social status in the wizarding world.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

A library of Naruto one-shot ideas and plots. Warnings inside.

"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*

The sequel to Jedi Harris. Xander and his fellow Jedi battle on. The latest chapter is up at long last!

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?

Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.

Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!

The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

This is story #1 of 4 that have major characters' personal memories removed and their souls switched around to see how they’d do. In case you were wondering this is an old Naruto switched out with a post wedding Ranma in a Sailor Moon crossover verse.

At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.

Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company - including a still living Uchiha Izuna - have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign. AU

In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

The war is over, and the sheep of the wizarding world have once again begun to turn their backs on him. In hopes of avoiding the hostility of the public and the greed of the Ministry, Harry embarks on a journey that will take him to a new life. Repost ch

Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS

Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.

Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!

An omake spin-off in the fashion of Full Metal Panic: Fumoffu! Rampant silliness and experimental side-stories that would gut the main story were I to insert them in a chapter.

AU, Harry and Naruto are by chance put together as Pen Pals, becoming the first friends either ever had. What impact will this have on the respective worlds. No slash

Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review

The Colonials finally encounter their long lost relatives. However, they find out that their cousins are not quite what they had expected. Now AU due to progression in the recent season.

YAHP/GHF. Harry is repeating the worst day of his life over and over again. Department Of Mysteries Day.

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

After having watched his best friend killed in front of him by people he thought was family, followed shortly by another tragedy in his life, Harry sets out to find a way to change his past. AU End/Post OotP, H/Hr/Multi Full Summary Inside

When Naruto finally had enough, he left Konoha in attempt to get away from it all for a while. He didn't expect to meet someone who would change his destiny and become the one thing he had always wanted, family. Naruto/Tenten, Jagaa(OC)/Kurenai (not Anko. Sorry) 'M' for language and sexual humor. (yes, the start is cliche, but I hope the rest of the story entertains you)

Bloodline Naruto has the power to control metal and an inclination towards the powers of SCIENCE! Inspired by Nin Tech, and M Rated because I never know where I'm gonna go with this. Expect humour and crackiness to abound, enjoy!

The Bartowski charm works its magic on the General after her terminally ill granddaughter stays with Casey while undergoing an experimental treatment at the hospital Ellie works at.

Now with a second chapter in which we get to see a poor, sick Sarah! What happens when a trained spy gets a nasty case of the sniffles?

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.

Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.

Based out of Innortal's Time Loops. This arc covers the introduction of Ranma and, surprise, Nanoha. Rated for language, and occasional violence and teasing.

Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.

Harry Potter wanted to be a superhero. He really did. This is his life as he learned to harness the power and change the world.

Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.

Don't own. The colourful bug came and sacrificed himself to seal her into an infant bug. This infant bug was a boy, and he was now her responsibility. Just as well she liked bugs really. Complete.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Two dying women fracture the world, and their son bears the consequences. Harry Potter/Dresden Files crossover.

Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.

Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.

One minute Harry's dueling Voldy in the Graveyard, the next he's back in the Great Hall having his name read out of Goblet. Not Again! The effects of the brother wands was far stranger then making some ghosts show up. Harry stuck in a time loop fic.

Harry is not stupid,but what if for once he stopped to think for himself for just a moment? Dissatisfied with his current situation he resolves to improve it,to hell with anyone who gets in his way. AU after OOTP. Warning:contains some delicious cliches!

YAHF Xander goes as one of his favorite marvel comic characters. However; unable to decide which side of the character he chose to go as - he gets a download of all the variants of that comic character from every available source written, and then some...

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.

THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.

Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED

A silly little thing happened when Naruto decided that Toads just weren't cool enough. So he wrote his own contract, but it didn't work out quite the way he expected.

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Harry gets taken in by his teacher and raised under the guidance of some of the more interesting characters of the Disc. Story stops before the sorting, feel free to use as plot-bunny.

After the Storm is it time for the Calm? Or is it a different type of storm that is coming for Harry. A new life, a new continent and a whole host of possibilities is in store for our hero. Sorry for the delay in posting

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.

Sirius pulls a favour and gets Tony Stark to look after Harry over the summer, where he finds what could be the power the dark lord knows not as in a freak accident Tony's knowledge was copied to Harry's brain.

A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.

Harry's dead - again - and those on the other side are getting quite fed up with both him and his Reaper's Assistant. He is offered a deal, but who says it's to be taken literally? Rated for language and sex.

What if Shinji had different guardians? And what if he was exposed to new ideas during his upbringing?

After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

A sort of sequel to Dear Jareth. What happens when Dudley wishes, "I wish you had never come to us, Harry! I wished the goblins had taken you the night you arrived." ? What happens when the Goblin King re orders time?

Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.

Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!

What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.

Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.

Most Aurors go out drinking with their partners to forget what happened on the job. Harry and his partner have reason to drink - to forget the job itself. Post DH One shot.

Hagrid grabs the wrong Wizard named Harry.

This is a collection of various omakes featuring characters from the universe of Rorschach's Blot's Make A Wish Series. Release schedule is about one a week.

In the books Harry's years are always chaotic. How much worse would it be with five years of canon troubles in one? Enchanter, Independent, Gray, Smart and Political Harry! Eventual Runemaster Harry! Starts with anti-pureblood prejudiced Harry!

The Dursleys move to the Netherlands and other places around Europe, changing his childhood and making Harry eligible for Thule, the international magical academy.

A simple mistake in heaven, and three rather important young people are ripped from their proper places in time and space, to end up… Well, God knows, but he isn't saying! Adventure Ah! Megamisama Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon Ranma crossover.

Based on the "Time Loops" by Innortal. First they tormented Midchilda with pranks, and now they followed Ranma to Nerima. Now it's time for the Numbers to learn how to have fun and live. It's too bad that they looped to Nerima.

But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.

Each Charah drabble is based on a movie quote. Two final chapters. Quotes from Bad News Bears and While You Were Sleeping. I've decided to close this drabble compilation. I've also included very important author's note as the 31st chapter. Thank you.

Naruto's father was known as a genius of Fuuinjutsu. What if, at a young age, Naruto had been pushed to study the art of sealing?

Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.

Sarah's rejoined Fulcrum with the Intersect as a sign of loyalty. Will Sarah sucumb to past bad behavior? Will Chuck's plan go off without a hitch? Will Casey finally get some gunplay? Will Carina bury the hatchet with Sarah or in her? Read and find out!

The Intersect, Sarah, Casey and everything else government is finally gone. Chuck get's his normal life. Is it everything like he wanted? eventually will be shipper certified. Finale added, finally!

Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.

Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.

Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

So," he said conversationally, while his grip on his wand tightened even more. "Time travel then? Alternate dimensions? Voldemort induced hallucinations? Something else impossible?" AU, M for language

Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.

Combination of Chuck and Ryan Universes. Chuck is happily working for The Company when a certain blonde enters his life and turns his previously safe life into one filled with guns, bullets, and danger.

After the final battle things are tense and Harry finds help in and old magic. Harry/Luna/Hermione

Follow up To Chuck vs The Incentive. Chuck and Sarah want more. So they get secretly married. Can they work it out with their circumstance? And what happens when their circumstance changes?

A collection of inter-related smut stories set in the same universe as Chuck vs. The Crane and Sarah vs. The Rope-a-Dope. This chapter, Chuck and Sarah are dragged on a couple's date night with Ellie and Devon. Sarah is not amused.

It all started out innocent enough. I signed up for a penpal through the new system that Hogwarts was offering in order to "bring us all together in this new era". But can you really fall in love with someone through letters?

Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.

Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..

A collection of ideas that wouldn't leave me alone. I seriously doubt I'll flesh them out any more than they are, until after I finish my current projects.

And oh, love, when you say to me / that your heart breaks every time I leave / I would set out across the sea / just to find my way to you (Ending chapter is non-canon compliant.)

It's Casey's job to take care of his partner.

It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.

Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

A holding pen for the plot bunnies that keep multiplying whenever I turn by back. This is back-burner stuff that I don't expect to do anything with until after my other stories are complete, if then. Rated for safety.

Student discipline, true love, time travel, and the life of small ubiquitous objects. A little AU, and not too sensible.

A stranger sits on an old stone bench, pondering his lost connection with humanity. With a painting and the offered hand of friendship, Luna helps him find it. A Luna Lovegood & J'onn J'onzz friendship fic.

They may be down and out, but it always comes back to Chuck and Sarah. See what lengths he'll go to win her back. A fluffy sorta fic dedicated to crystal.elements.

My Who Are You Fic Challenge entry. Bigger, longer, uncut. When Sarah gets smashed, Casey must babysit the depressed agent and keep her out of mischief. As it is with Sarah Walker, that's easier said than done.

Originally an omake to Appreciation: Some people should not be in some positions. When Hakaishin Recca woke up in Harry Potter's shoes, he promptly went about proving this.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

Because it doesn't matter who they are - training or no, it's the one thing that'll always get to them, and the things it can make them do. -- .:oneshotcollection:.

What if Jiraiya's choice that made the difference between sending his student down a path that led to peace or one that led to destruction was something that was seemingly small and inconsequential?

Europe, World War II. The OSS, the French Resistance. A young film producer named Chuck, a member of the Resistance named Sarah and an SS Captain named Bryce. The fate of Europe hangs in the balance, and it may be that only one man can save the world. AU.

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE

AU Oneshot. The Death Eaters thought muggles were simple animals. Dumbledore treated them like bumbling children. None of them understood that muggles didn’t need magic, that they had science and that muggle science beat wizard magic. Every time.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Team Bartowski are sent to New York City for a mission. After completing said mission early, they're given Christmas Eve off in the city. This is how Casey spent his night off. Written for Xenaclone as part of the Holiday Fic Exchange Challenge.

A birthday fic for one of my favourite Fanfic authors. Thanks to SLWF for the help.

A Then and Now offshoot. The old gang gets more than they bargained for when they agree to some pretty ordinary tasks. Oh, and Charlotte debuts in the preschool production of Lil Bo Peep. COMPLETE

Keegan Turner, the newest member of Team Chuck is putting the moves on its eponymous member. Sarah Walker doesn’t like it. Not. One. Bit. Hilarity ensues. Plus a catfight between scantily clad secret agent hotties. The usual Liam goodness.

Sarah successfully alludes Casey in the pilot, and reaches her hotel with Chuck. She thought she wouldn't know him after the next day. She thought wrong. Now they have to live with what happened that night at her hotel while trying to work together. AU.

Chuck has to do some work on Sarah's computer, and what he finds surprises him. Maybe pushing the "T" rating, but nothing explicit. Please read and review.

Sarah makes the mistake of agreeing to train Chuck in unarmed combat. She quickly learns why this is a mistake. My version of fluff abounds. Takes place at some indeterminate time in S3. Read Sarah vs The Rope-a-Dope if you want to see what happens next.

A Sarah and Chuck mystery and romance. If you've not read any of this story...give it a try. I think you'll like it. I've tried to create something a little different. Anyway, thanks to all who've gave it a shot.

Takes place between "Chuck vs. the Ring" and S3. Sarah is hurt and angry, and Chuck doesn't know how to reach her. But as usual, he manages to find a way - with a little help from the good Captain Awesome. 2nd chapter added - now with more Awesomeness!

Harry Potter. Reluctant dimension-traveling hero. "If I ever get back, I'm going to murder them both. Messy and violent."

After the Triwizard Tournament debacle, Sirius decides it's high time he started playing a more active role in his godson's life. A Sirius-takes-charge fic. AU Fifth book onwards.

Hagrid and Sirius missed each other that long ago night. Harry's guardian is Sirius Black, his best friend is Susan Bones.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

Sarah loses everything in the blink of an eye. Angst warning.

Chuck invites Sarah to a resort for the weekend, and she's troubled when she finds out why. Slight AU, Chuck x Sarah.

What if Chuck never received the Intersect? What if it was someone else? This is sort of a Halloween inspired fic, and Sarah has a vision of how her life could have ended up without Chuck receiving the Intersect. Meant to help with all the angst lately.

Sarah reflects on her relationship with Chuck. Season 1.

Because baseball isn't just a game, it's a way of life. Dedicated to my baseball buddy, Yokaputo.

Chuck vs. the Wookie interlude. After the Nodani Noir diamond mission, two old friends catch up in Sarah's hotel room. When Sarah has trouble sleeping, Carina is there to help her along. Mild femslash, but primarily a friendship piece.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

Chuck is given a choice after a Fulcrum attack that tears the team apart. He must find himself and find a way to reconnect with his family and the woman he loves. Not an easy task.

Sarah and Chuck are supposed to enhance their cover by making love, but things get totally out of control. Alternative to vs.Truth 1x08. Beware, tons of innuendo and hot stuff in ch.2&3. NOW FINAL CHAPTER

In a very alternate universe, up is down and down is up. Chuck is an agent, and Sarah's old friend Jill has sent her the Intersect. And since we switched it up, we're on the east coast now. Eventual CHARAH. AU obviously.

Chuck and Sarah reach the point of no return. An alternate take on the infamous shower scene.

It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan. Discontinued as with any other naruto fics I started.

Charah one-shot. For those of you enjoying the barrage of those wonderful angsty fics, how about an interlude? Just what did happen on the night of the rehearsal dinner?

Not so much a random shuffle, just songs that make stories pop into my head. And, yeah, I listen to quite a bit of country, among other genres. Two for now, more to come when a lost flash drive is recovered.

oneshot -- "Ellie Bartowski came past here a little while ago. Chuck said something about you and a bridesmaid. She saw you holding hands." During Chuck vs the Break-up. Kinda Caseycentric

Chuck is less than thrilled when Sarah falls in love . . . with a motorcycle. Complete and unadulterated fluff!

One-shots involving events that happened before and after Chuck's memory loss. Prequel to Missing Years, Sequel to Long Days and Nights. Chuck/Sarah. COMPLETE

Another mission goes bad and for his protection, Chuck is ordered to spend an evening with an angry Casey. One-shot.

Chuck is depressed and not cooperating. Sarah is nowhere to be found. And Casey has to play mediator...without a gun... growl #7 Rated T for some strong language. So there is no confusion. This is a Chuck and Sarah romance.

Sarah and Chuck bumps into another Brunette. Sarah not happy. Just a silly fluffy Charah one-shot.

Seven times Sarah Walker lets Chuck Bartowski take care of her.

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

Chuck has some rules he has to follow.

AU Harry Potter/Justice League. Oa has departed the universe forever, but it has left its essence in a young boy on a cold December night.

A relaxing outing a few months after the upload of Intersect 2.0 produces the chance for some Chuck-and-Sarah time, where certain knowledge bases and skill sets are unexpectedly expanded and reapplied... One-shot, ridiculously innocuous, Chuck/Sarah.

Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?

Sarah investigates a murder. One shot! Please review!

With the virus, slips, and wedding still raising havoc, Chuck and Sarah both try to deal what they’ve gotten themselves into. Picks up right where “Chuck vs. Sweet Home Alabama” left off, Chuck/Sarah.

First try at a Chuck fanfic. Chuck gets to take a vacation.... well what Beckman considers a vacation at least. Started off as an idea of what could happen post season 2 but knowing the writers this is definately AU because its Charah.

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

Charah. Chuck Bartowski and Sarah Walker are completely innocent civilians with no connection to the espionage factions of the world. Even so, can one escape their destiny?

Sarah finds her way back to Chuck after 5 years and finds some BIG changes. 1st Fanfic

ONESHOT. Post-HBP Humor Fic. Harry and Company discover a novel way to take down the Dark Lord. Bizarre hilarity ensues. Harry/Luna

A little piece ie one shot that rectifies some of the false character moments between Chuck and Sarah that transpired in Chuck Vs The Ring. This is meant to take place at the end of the Ring and before the beginning of the first episode for Season 3.

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

Third story in my Casey/Chuck bonding series. Last chapter. Things are explained, Casey pouts and fights with Sarah, and Chuck gets a happy ending. I even managed to meet my promise of a little Charah.

You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto

Chuck, a bottle of gin, and a quiet night at Casa Bartowski. "Honestly, Casey? I kind of thought it would be the Master Sergeant I hallucinated when I completely lost it." "Well, the Master Sergeant's dialogue skills are a bit stunted." T for language.

The adventures of Grave and Ranma on Earth. Will Nerima survive? Rating changed to M for language purposes.

No pressure, Chuck thinks to himself as they stand toe to toe in front of the open window. Someone goes first, but again, neither can tell who. Post-ep for 2.21.

After the wedding rehearsal, a rather sloshed Casey has an interesting conversation with his superior officer. Spoilers through 2.21 Chuck vs. the Colonel.

Is both a future fic and my idea for the World War II challenge at the same time. Chuck has promised to tell their twins a bedtime story on the night of their 8th birthday. Should be a fun time. Thanks for reading.

Nabiki wanders into an antique shop and buys a gift to make up for her part in destroying what may have been Ranma's only chance at a cure.

When Casey has to leave for a week, Chuck and Sarah have to stay locked down in Castle for the duration of his leave. In order to pass the time, they decide to play a drinking game. This leads to confessions and connections. Fluff

One week after being captured by Fulcrum agents and witnessing Chuck's murder, Sarah Walker wakes up in the hospital. But is everything as it seems? And what happened to Chuck's body? WARNING: Chapter one contains angst, torture, and major character death

Sarah intervenes to get Chuck and Casey to iron out their differences, and gets more than she bargained for...

There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.

GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.

A stupid little one-shot. AU following Chuck's extraction in Chuck versus the Marlin. What if Lizzie didn't show and Chuck was sent to the bunker by Beckman and Graham?

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

Naruto, after the battle at Wave, reflects on the events of the day, when something happens from the afterlife that would fully explain his role in the sealing. What is White Chakra? What are pyreflyes? Naruto/FFX minor Fusion. Whitemage/Summoner Naruto.

Sequel to Chuck Versus The General. Chuck goes through the pitfalls and rewards that his meeting with General Beckman earned him, and steps as bravely as he can onto the new path. Definite Charah within!

Chuck Bartowski embarks on one his most important missions: getting General Beckman to take him seriously.

AU inspired by recent episodes. Have we really seen Chuck and Sarah's first kiss? Oneshot of some Charah goodness.

The unveiling of some scenes which were cut from the original drafts of the Harry Potter books puts the validity of the Epilogue in question. Read this additional material and learn how the story really ended. H/Hr

It's 80's movie date night at the Bartowski's and a random scene from the movie Stripes prompts a heated competition. The object of the game is to get as close as possible to your partner without actually touching. Sarah/Chuck, Anna/Morgan, Ellie/Awesome

A movie triggers a loaded question, an instinctive answer, and some interesting repercussions. How was both their cover and their emotions going to get out of this one unscathed? Not so much on the one-shot anymore, Chuck/Sarah.

Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY

Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.

Sarah comes back from Ellie's bachelorette party and demonstrates the perfect level of intoxication...

Basically the well used plot device thingy of having Genma arrange different marriages for Ranma... but different. For one, he's technically not engaged to any of the Tendos.

New update: "0800-CIA-MAN-CATALOGUE". Compiled by Morgan Grimes: Best friend of the Chuckster. Moderated by Ellie Bartowski: You wouldn't want to SEE the original version, no one would've except Chuck and Sarah. Photos supplied -grudgingly- by John Casey.

It's 10 years in the future and when Chuck wakes up after an accident, he doesn't remember any of the past 10 years including the intersect and all of the changes that have occurred in his life.

Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody

Just some fun Charah goodness to combat all the silly slash that's been drifting over these past few days, ergo R & R to show your support for our lovely couple. So, what happens after work for Sarah at the CIA govt building?

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Chuck's life was going so well, until Fulcrum takes the offensive and changes the nature of the game. Does not fit into the timeline of my other stories.

The life of Sarah Walker and her musings of it. UPDATED 9/27 PART 9: DREAMS OF LIVING AND DYING

Chuck has been in a funk, and Sarah wants to know why. She finds a lot more than she was looking for. Chuck/Sarah, one shot.

Here's my ThanksGiving story entry for 2008. A record breaker at 92 pages long and a grand total of 17,064 words. A hint of RPG. None of the games used are real to my knowledge with the exception of D&D.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.

When Fulcrum makes a devastating strike, Chuck comes to realize how much Sarah means to him; and how far he'll go to keep her safe.

Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

Chuck's plans for a quiet birthday are interrupted by a change in the government's plans for him. Does not fit into any existing timeline or AU.

Everyone has a breaking point. One-shot.

What happens when Sarah catches Chuck with another woman.

Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!

Sarah and Chuck reconnect two years after she leaves L.A.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

1x11b: On New Year's Day, Chuck contemplates his resolutions. But a group blunder on a simple mission has complex consequences for Team Chuck, leading each member down a road he didn't expect to travel. Sequel to "Chuck vs Auld Lang Syne".

One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?

This starts out as a hurt/comfort story, the oldest theme in fanfic, and develops from there. Forgive me for the cheesiness; just had to get it out of my system I guess.

What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?

Sequel to 'Chuck vs. His Reality.' Afraid that Sarah and Casey have been assigned to kill him, Chuck has run away. Sarah must battle her heart and the Intersect to find Chuck before its too late.

5 situations in which Chuck and Sarah have to "sleep" together to maintain their cover plus 1 bonus story. Complete!

She loves him, but constantly has to betray him. Her heart breaks a little every time she sees his knowing face.

This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.

AU. OVERHAUL IN PROGRESS: Read Ch.1 AN. On October 31st, 1981, Voldemort left behind a piece of his power and insanity. A Harry Potter with the abilities of a young Tom Riddle, and a hidden war between the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix. HHr

Bryce has warned Chuck that Casey and Sarah may be assigned to kill him. Chuck is forced to come to the realization that Sarah who has his heart, may be the one forced to put a bullet in his head. Please leave a review. It helps with the writing process.

One of the first things they teach you in espionage is to find someone safe for releasing tensions. Sleeping with the wrong person will get you killed. Or worse. Casey Sarah with mention of Chuck Sarah UST

A Halloween story to celebrate that favorite October holiday, it's a oneshot. Basically, a Weasley twin prank gone wrong with everyone exploring their 'inner' beasts. Enjoy!

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

Tired of stories where Ranma goes back in time and fixes life so everyone's happy and perfect? Try this Ranma on for size! A contract with a demon gives Ranma a second chance, and he ain't gonna stand for anyone running his life but himself!

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

Vernon's father was never what you'd call an ordinary muggle, so what happens when he moves in with his son only a few months before Voldemort’s defeat on Halloween? And just what does the exmilitary man think of all this hocuspocus and the tabby cat

Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.

The summer after fifth year starts as badly as any other, but Tonks comes to the rescue. Harry works through his grief with the aid of Hermione and Luna. Meanwhile, the machinations of Draco spell trouble for Harry. [Ch.12 new]

Eighteen year old Hermione Granger is unbearably uncomfortable with the way she looks, and it becomes up to Harry Potter, her best friend and boyfriend, to help her understand what true beauty is, and ultimately, allow her to think of herself as beautiful

Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!

Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex

Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Harry returns to Number Four after fifth year to Fawkes on his bed. The letter attached to his leg changes Harry's mood immediately and launches him into a story of cursed blood, removed seals, hidden romance, and powerful friendship. HHr others TBA

In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot

Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

COMPLETE. A very alternative universe, in which one word in the wrong ear sets off a very different train of events from the canon. SSNM

It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.

Hermione Granger muggle one minute, magic the next! A story of how Hermione got to Hogwarts.

just various omake that i've used, seperated here for those who just want a quick laugh or maybe write a continuance.

When Harry met Hedwig

Ranma Saotome has been disturbed since his battle with Saffron, but the reason is more shocking than you could imagine. A Ranma 1/2/OMG X-over

Mihoshi is ordered to go on vacation and decides to ask Tenchi along. What trouble could the possibly get into on something as simple as a little holiday?

The Devil decided he wants to claim the souls at the Masaki household, and guess who he starts out with