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![]() Hey, yall. A little about me... hm...lets see... I like wolves, cupcakes, running, and the Internet. I have 2 adorable dogs, a German Sheparhd named Diesel and a Yorkie named Mr. Biggins, XD! I HATE GIRLY THINGS!!!!!!!!!! I like to draw, write, watch TV and hang with friends. That's me! Favorite Movies: Monster House- "Ohhhhh...So it's a girl house..." Ice Age 3, Dawn of the Dinosaurs- "I woke up one mornin married to a pinapple! An ugly pineapple! Ahhhhhhh...But I loved her..." Bolt- "That styrafoam is weakenin' stuff!" Up- "Please sir, let me in." Barnyard- "Oh yea? Just watch me." Iron Giant- "I go. You stay. No following." Favorite Characters: Sonic the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog, Kowalski, Skipper, Squidward, Gibbs, Spencer, Freddy, Buck, Diego, Sid Favorite T.V. Shows: SonicX, Penguins of Madagascar, Fanboy and Chum-Chum, N.C.I.S, iCarly, Back at the Barnyard, Cupcake Wars, Ghost Hunters (TAPS and GHI) Favorite Songs: It's My Life by Bon Jovi, This Love by Maroon Five, Jessies Girl by Rickie Springfield, Anna Molly by Incubus, Spiderwebs by No Doubt, Jet Airliner by The Steve Miller Band, Online by Brad Paisley and alot more but too many to type down! Favorite Character Quotes: "To the well-formed mind, death is but the next greatest adventure." - Dumbledore, Harry Potter Sorcerers Stone "Sorry pops but your gonna have to be faster than that to catch me!" - Sonic the Hedgehog, SonicX "Respect the Science!" - Kowalski, Penguins of Madagascar "Not normal? Im as normal as the next guy!" - My friend YouveBeenJayed "Lets not and say we did." - Me "Although we try, man cannot prevent the future. Only make it happen." - Me (in my time of wiseness) "You go in there you'll find your friend. IN THE AFTA LIFE." Buck, Ice Age Dawn of The Dinosaurs "Wanna see me impress ya? Wanna see me do it again?" - Sonic the Hedgehog, Shadow and Omega take a road trip "What?! My utter juices are less expensive than your soda!" - Silver the Hedgehog, Shadow and Omega take a road trip "I do mind you phoney!" - Shadow the Hedgehog, SonicX Sayanara, Silver4Eva "See that blue streak rushing towards the horizon? Thats me. Hear that bang shattering the limits of sound? Thats me. But blink once, and you just might miss me." -Sonic the Hedgehog ()() BUNNY!!!!!! Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Come to the dark side (we have cookies.) A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!" If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ If you truly believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile. If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile 98% OF TEENS WONT SAND UP FOR GOD. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOUR OF THE 2% WHO WILL. 1. Your real name: Maddy (Madison) (but you can call me Spike) XD 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): sidoxnam 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Madizzle 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Wolf or Blue Hedgehog (Sonic!) XD 5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Elise Whitney 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Bauma 7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Green Nos (inside joke) XD 8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Ann Todd 9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Diesel...cool! You know your obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog when... 1. Every time you see a fox you check to see if it has two tails. 2. You hunt in your backyard for pieces of the Master Emerald. 3. You check your swimming pool every night to make sure Sonic hasn't fallen into it. 4. You start to hang upside down from trees. 5. You start laying on your roof all of the time. 6. You win $1,000,000 dollars for answering a question on 4 Kids Tv and use it to build Space Colony ARK. 7. You keep getting sent into the past and seeing this echidna girl named Tikal. 8. Every time you see a ripple in the water you check and see if it was the Chaos creature. 9. You insist on being nicknamed "Thorndyke the Throttler". 10. You grow a two foot long mustache. 11. If there's a half moon out, you check to make sure it wasn't blasted by the Eclipse Cannon. 12. You give a stern lecture to anyone who thinks hedgehogs like cat food. 13. Every time you see a frog, you check to see if it has an unusually long tail. 14. You try to catch Froggy every time you go fishing. 15. You ask the people at NASA if they've ever been to Space Colony ARK. 16. You ask retired veterans if they were members of the Guardian Units of Nations (G.U.N.). 17. You can often be found meditating. 18. You are framed and sent to jail because someone who looks like you steals a rare emerald. 19.You start to write math all over your bedroom walls. 20. Instead of "good-bye" you begin to say "sayanara". 21. You spot a nice looking tree and name it Cosmo. 22. You wear headphones everywhere you go. 23. For some strange reason, you suddenly become addicted to jewels. 24. You watch a NASCAR race on Tv and wonder where Sam Speed is. 25. You hack into top secret military files and look for info on Project Shadow. 26. You wear gold rings around your wrists and ankles. 27. You go to the nearest airport and request to be flown to Mexico in the Blue Typhoon. 28. You purposefully go to jewelery stores to search for Chaos Emeralds. 29. When asked, "If you could have any pet, what would it be?", you reply, "A Chao." 30. You have two dreams in life, either to be happy, healthy, and rich, or to take over the world. (And to be honest you don't care which it is!) 31. You get a sudden urge to guard emeralds. 32. Upon entering an ancient civilisations museum, you search for info on the Babylonian Rogues. 33. You make yourself a giant hammer. 34. You believe that the Greeks must have gotten the idea of their alphabet names from Sonic Adventure. 35. You can spell "Pachacamac" off the top of your head. 36. You can name every actor who ever preformed the voice of Sonic. 37. When asked, "If you could get anyone's autograph, who would you pick?", you reply "Yuji Naka." 38. Many times, people refer to traitors as "Benedict Arnolds"; you refer to them as "Omegas". 39. You believe that Aladdin's magic carpet was a prototype for Ex-treme Gear. 40. You think that your school teacher is a secret agent for the president. 41. You spike your hair and dye it blue, black and red, silvery-white, golden (etc.). 42. You meet someone named Chris and ask him how Sonic's doing. 43. You go to a shoe store and try to find Amy's boots, Shadow's hover-shoes, Sonic's sneakers (etc.). 44. You visit Mesoamerica expecting to find pictures of Tikal and Chaos etched in the walls. 45. The name "Maria" brings back sad memories for you. 46. You ride "Men in Black: Alien Attack" at Universal Studios and pretend that the aliens are Black Arms. 47. After watching Sonic X, you worry that your TV is going to blow up. 48. You suddenly develop an irrational fear of water. 49. You plan a vacation to the beautiful city of Soleanna. 50. You've beaten Sonic Adventure 2 (Battle), or watched Project: Shadow more than ten times and you still cry at the end. If the answer to any of these questions is "yes", then congratulations! You are obsessed with Sonic! Girls Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart So many people are taken by the carelessness of drunk drivers. Take a stand and lower the numbers, don't drink and drive. ~Guns don't kill people. People kill people. ~If guns don't kill people, then can I blame all my misspells on my pencil? ~I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM' ~My friend overheard some people talking about me. How weird I was, how creepy, how wrong. But I just said 'I feel sorry for them' because I have a friend who told me, while their friends would sooner be the ones saying it. ~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder ~A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. ~A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!" ~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. ~I used all my sick days so I called in dead. ~You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to. ~The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. ~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. ~When in doubt, make words up! ~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! ~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty! ~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia. ~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! ~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil. ~Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes! ~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. ~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss! ~Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity... ~Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible? ~I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. ~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now. ~WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus ~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! ~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework. ~WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer! ~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't. ~Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. ~If I throw a stick, will you go away? ~The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow! ~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. ~I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. ~I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless. ~If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 packets of gum and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things!! If you have ever been obsessed with a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Emerald Griffon (Christopher Robin from Winnie-the-Pooh (I was realllllllllllly little, okay?), Mortagan, my stuffed weasel (-snogs him-)) Shadowgirl2.0(Sly Cooper... from a video game series... I like Shadow the Hedgehog and Espio the Chameleon now.) (Silver4Eva(I Like Sonic the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog)) |
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