ABOUT ME:

Name: HA! You didn't think I'd tell you my REAL name, did you? But just so you don't start calling me "Hey, you," or something like that, just call me Allyn. It's actually a pretty cool name, too. It means "Bright" in Gaelic. Alright, now that I've wasted a minute of your life with this random babbling, let's learn a bit more about me.

Age: Okay, if you read the nonsense that is my "name", you should have figured out that I wouldn't tell you this. If you didn't figure this out, then you probably need mental help.

Favorite Bands: Finally, something that I'll actually tell you! Let's see, there's:

Matchbox 20

Paramore

Relient K

Barenaked Ladies

Evanescence

Linkin Park

Theory of a Deadman

Three Days Grace

Nickelback, etc.

Favorite Books: Ooh, this is a good one. I'm a total book worm.

Maximum Ride series

House of Night series

Twilight series

Sweep series

Gallagher Girls series

Vampire Academy series

Warriors series

Fire Within series

Harry Potter series

Artemis Fowl series

The Host

The Wish List

The Supernaturalists

The Westing Game

The Dangerous Days of Daniel X

Things you should probably know about me:
I can be completely random and start babbling like an idiot until someone finally shuts me up. Okay, not entirely true. I'm actually a pretty quite person. But on the computer, well you've probably already witnessed my babbling just by reading this profile. Now, there are probably a lot of things you should know about me in order to protect your own sanity, but my mind is drawing a blank right now. So, if I do something that makes you want to A) Hit me, B) Kill me, C) See a mental therapist or D) Do anything that would cause me bodily harm or put you in the wacky shack, let me know and I'll post it on here.

FAVORITE QUOTES('cause I'm a quote fanatic):Sorry for repetitions.

"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen-Twilight

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."
-Edward Cullen-Twilight

Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)-Fang-MR-AE

Rowr!-Fang-MaximumRide-SOF

"She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR

Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?~Max-MR-StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" ~Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! ~Fang-MR-SOF

"Your mother was a Hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"-The French Taunter-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"If a tree falls down in the forest, and no one's around to hear it, how the heck did it fall down in the first place?!"-St. Fang of Boredom

"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!"
"You can eat the grass?"
"Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."-Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the new one.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? -No idea who said it, but I love it! It's a good point. Omg, this would make sense if Emmett Cullen became president!

"Hum, pocky, pocky, pocky, DEAD PIÑATA, DEAD PIÑATA!!" -SparxFlame, who is awesomely funny.

Someone should seriously sue Walt Disney for making every girl believe she has a prince charming.

Let's flip a coin, heads we stay together, tails we flip again.

Cracks in the concrete remind us that no matter how strong we are we break.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

I wish I was eight again because all he had to do was tag me and I was it.

'BEAUTIFUL' what a perfect little lie.

If at first you don't succeed ask him if he has a brother.

The dinosaur extinction wasn't an accident - barney came and they all committed suicide.

You can ask permission now or beg forgiveness later.

Never regret what once made you smile.

It is better to be seventy years young than to be forty years old.

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

I'm a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle her is my... well I'll be damned I'm a sugar bowl

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

The difference between humour and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else

Pretty girls turn heads, My girls break necks

Sometimes you make me so made i want to throw you into ongoing traffic, but then i realize that i would probably kill myself trying to save you

If you live to be 100 i want to be 100 minus one day so i will never have to live without you

they say love is like magic, but isn't magic an illusion

If he's dumb enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go

if nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing

You laugh now because you are mere months older than me, but when your 30 and I'm still 29 who will be laughing then

success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more

LOVE... the slowest form of suicide

Remember, God made men first because you always need a rough draft before you make perfection

do you have a map cuz I'm lost in your eyes

its not cheating until you get caught

THERAPIST=THE RAPIST... scary thought

life is not passing me by, it is trying to run me over

i love you is spelt with eight letters, but so is bullshit

best friend - spelt with ten letters, but so is lying bitch

do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again

do something that scares you every day

Boy: why do you wear a bra if you cant fill it?
Girl: why do you wear pants? ahahahaha i always wanted to say that to a guy!

don't save anything for a special occasion, every day your alive is a special occasion

good friends pick you up when you fall, best friends push you back down and laugh

Confucius says ; 'man who walks around with hand in pocket will feel cocky all day

Confucius says; 'man who walks through airport gate side ways is going to Bangkok

officer i swear to drunk I'm not god

good friends come bail you out of jail, best friends are the sitting next to you saying 'hey at least we had fun'

my imaginary friends think you have problems

shock me... say something intelligent

people who say anythings possible have clearly never tried to slam a revolving door

i think your breaking my gay-dar

everyone's entitled to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege

it takes 42 muscles to frown at the person who is annoying you but only 4 to reach out and bitch slap them

remember what you just said cuz tomorrow i am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be sorry then

your not yourself today, i noticed the improvement immediately

percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap of an electronic device to make it work again

was that an earthquake or did i just rock your world

anyone who says easy as taking candy from a baby has clearly never tried it

when your right no one remembers, when your wrong no one forgets

i agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying and friends before love

it seems that the only place where the dictionary went wrong was when it put boys befoer friends

they laugh at me beacuse im different, i laugh at them because they're all the same

my knight in shining armour turned out to be loser in aluminium foil

someday your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn along the way and had to stop and ask directions

I'm not retarded i just like licking windows

everyone has a wild side I'm just better at showing it

when people don't laugh at our jokes i don't think of it as a you had to be there thing but more like a you have to be mentally retarded like us thing

sometimes i lay awake at night an think to myself 'where did i go wrong' and a voice answers me 'this is going to take more than one night'

one if four suffer from mental illness, think of your three best friends, if their OK then its you

smile - it makes people wonder what your up to

i was going to take over the world but i got distracted by something sparkly

birthdays can be torture... especially with friends who won't let you off the hook

you never loose by loving, you loose by holding back

a friend is a gift you give yourself

from what we get we can make a living, whet we give however makes a life

If you judge someone you have no time to love them

there are always to choices, two paths to choose from, one is easy... and its only reward is that its easy

don't try hard to fit in you were born to stand out

life is full of risks, it requires you to jump. don't be afraid of the unknown, be afraid of never getting the chance to discover it

yesterdays history, tomorrow's a mystery and today's a gift, i guess that's why the call it present

its never to late to be what you might have been

work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no ones watching

boys are like purses - cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

boys are like slinkies, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs

grandparents and grandchildren get on so well because they have a common enemy

great now hes a dazzling vampire and I'm just the emo boy who lived

if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous

don't follow in my footsteps i tend to walk into walls

amateurs built the ark professionals built the titanic

whats the difference between you and me?? when we said i love you i actually meant it

did you just call me a bitch cuz a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful, i know I'm beautiful thanks for embracing it

if the grass is greener on the other side you can bet the water bill is higher

i called you boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

i never apologise, im sorry but that's just the way i am

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

I'm not as think as you dumb i am

life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away

don't regret doing things. regret getting caught

learn from other peoples mistakes, because you cant live long enough to make them all yourself

birdie birdie in the sky why'd you do that in my eye, looks like sugar tastes like sap OMG its birdie crap

they say the truth will set you free so why is it that whenever i tell the truth i get sent to my room

men are like pennies two faced and worthless

god made mud, god made dirt, god made guys so girls could flirt

if aliens are looking for intelligent life then why are you worried

we're all pretty bizare, some of us are just better at showing it

always use the advice someone gives you against them, there's nothing funnier

judge me I'll prove you wrong, tell me what to do I'll tell you off, say I'm not worth it watch where i end up call me a bitch I'll show you one, call me crazy but really you have no idea

we're the type of friends who dont know why were laughing so we laugh even harder

life is like a pack of gum... i have yet to figure out why

if it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching TV by candlelight

I'm not random I'm just -Ooh look a kitty

we could all take a lesson from crayons, some are sharp some are beautiful some have weird names all are different colours but they all learn to live in the same box

life all about ass everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it or simply just being one

its always the last place you look, of course it is why would i keep looking once I've found it

i used to be normal before i met the freaks i call my friends

boys are like trees they take fifty years to grow up

I'm one of those really bad things that happens to poor undeserving people

the problem is you can love anybody you want, but so can he

it funny, the people with the closed minds are usually the ones that open their mouths

heaven doesn't want me there and hell knows I'll take over

the evening news is where they begin by saying 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why its not

marrige is not a word, its a sentence (a life sentence)

computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes

anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time

thw quickest way to end a war is to loose it

join the army, go to exotic places, meet interesting people, kill them

a synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of

i am an excellent house keeper, whenever i get a divorce i keep the house

marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy

an apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctors cute screw the fruit

your so stupid you got stabbed in a shoot out

going to church doesn't make you christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car

if you think it can't get any worse its probably because you lack sufficent imagination

i once prayed to god for a bike but quickly found out that god doesn't work that way so i stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

the secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are vegaterian

opimism: waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out

i am so clever that sometimes i don't understand a single word of what im saying

books have knowledge knowledge is power power corupps coruption is a crime and crime doesnt pay so if you keep reading you'll go broke

eat right, excersise reguarly, die anyway

friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth

the average woman would rather have beauty then brains because the average mancan see bettere then he can think

behind every succesful man is a very suprised woman

if barbie is so popular why do you have to but her friends

the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

when i was kidnapped my parents snapped into action, the rented my room out

everyone is entitled to their own opinion its just that yours is stupid

i am n ot a vegatarian because i love animals, i am a vegatarian because i hate plants

man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

if love is blind why is lingerie so poular

there is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot

money doesn't make you happyy, i now have 50 million dollars and i am just as happy as when i only had 48 million

its easy to smile when you know your always right

never admit never explain

if i had a star for every time you made smile i would have the entire galaxy in the palm of my hand

love is neither true or false, love is love

Im not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENIMIES TOLD YOU THAT

sometimes i wonder why the frisbee is getting bigger... then i get hit in the face

fake is the new trend, i guess everyone is in style

copying from a single source is called plagerism, copying from multiplue sources, however, is called research

do not disturb, im disturbed enough as it is

last night as i lay in bed looking at the stars in the sky i thought to myself ... WHERE THE HECK IS THE CELING?

93 of american teens would have a breakdown if you called them freak, the other 7 would say 'what was your first clue'

somebody needs a happy meal!

music is like candy - you throw away the rappers

i smile because i have no idea whats going on

if at first you dont succed, proced to distroy all evidence showing tat you tried

flyinf is simple, just throw yourself at the ground and miss

I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every bit of it

dont knock on deaths door, ring the bell and run - he hates that

oooh a life where can i download one?

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy.

He who laughs last didn't get it

trying is the first step towards failure

i didn't say it was your fault, i said i was going to blame you

Im the person your mum warned you about

I'm sick of people having a near death experience saying 'I saw the light,' do you know the first thing the paramedics do when they first arrive? They shine a light in your eyes! That's not God, it's a torch for crying out loud!

let a simle be your umbrella - but plan on getting soaked

when giant fluffy bunnies take over the earth im not saving your ass

everyone makes mistakes, the trick is to make them when no one is looking

i find 'good moring' a contradiction of term

i used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out

when mamma ain't happy ain't nobody happy, when daddy ain't happy ain't nobody care

mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young

love is like war, easy to start, hard to end, impossible to forget

one day we will look back on this laugh nervously and change the subject

when he catches you looking at him just remember he was looking back

i stay as confused as a gangster on a skateboard

its all fun and games till the other person looses their sanity

im not insane, i just do what the voices tell me

i was gifted untill my psychatrist took my powers away

You say I'm not cool, cool is another word for cold, If I'm not cool then I'm hot, I know I'm hot thanks for embracing it.

Im the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silence about something that happened yesterday

at my lemonade stall i give the first glass for free and charge five dollars for the second - it contained the antidote

happiness is you dentist saying it wont hurt a bit, and then he catches his hand in the drill

lets play truth or dare, or maybe just dare cuz no one tells the truth these days

if you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to

i like you - when the world is mine your death will be quick and painless

education is important, school however is another matter

a computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match at kick boxing

there are no stupid questions just stupid people

i only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow isn't looking good either

boys are like skatebards, they can go fast but are usually pretty slow

if at first you dont succeed don't try sky diving

You wouldn't believe how many magicians are killed by mad rabbits. It's much more common than you might think." Angela - Brisinger

'Perfection requires a touch of madness.' - Some random Seat advert.
If this were true, I would be completely perfect in every imaginable way.

"Don't make me staple your head." - April - Definately, Maybe

"The answer..."
"Yes?"
"To life, the universe, and everything..."
"Yes?!"
"Is..."
"YES?!"
"42"
- Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

"They may have the guns, and we may not. However, this makes us better people. So, we have the moral high ground." - The Doctor - Dr. Who

"My dear, I am well aware of the seriousness of this celebration, which merits... the biggest pie-eating competition ever!" Tharaman-Thar - Blade of Fire

"Ahh, when there are two Neptunes in the sky, it is a sure sign a midget with specs will be born..."- Ron - Prizoner of Azkaban

"I... forget," lied Briar coldly. "I have a terrible memory when it comes to secrets I don't wish to tell" - Briar - The Will of the Empress

"Move your butt, storyteller!" - Nell

"So, you have a price. Your soul for a cookie." - Max - Saving The World And Other Extreme Sports

"He appers to have been killed to death..." - Anon

"DOOMED! They're all doomed. Notice I didn't say what kind of doom it was, so whatever happens to them, I will have predicted it.
How very wise of me" - Angela - Eragon

'I'm not crazy, I'm just a little insane.' - Unwell, a song by Matchbox Twenty

"Rawr!" - Fang - Schools Out: Forever

"So, what did you do, stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or something?" - Mike Newton (die...) - Twilight

'When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh as everyone tries to figure out why the hell you did it' - Moi

"How did you know where I was?"
"Well, I saw this massive explosion and wondered 'noiw who could that be?'"
"Hmm. That could have been a little giveaway." - Artemis and Holly - The Time Paradox

"Just a little tip for you, before you shoot me. If you're going to back someone up into a corner... don't do it against an elavator." - The Doctor - Dr. Who

"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." ~ Anonymous

"Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present." ~ Anonymous

"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." ~ Anonymous

"If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous

"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous

"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!:

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

STUPID QUESTIONS

whos cruel idea was it for lisp to have and s in it?

are children what act in 'R' rated films allowed to see them?

If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit??

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?

Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?

Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

xXx

You feel feel sorry for me because I'm mad...

And I pity you because you think you're normal.

xXx

List Of Things To Do:

1. See if bookworms bounce.
2. Achieve this by throwing self down stairs.
3. Find something to become obsesssed with.
4. Research the word 'Oxymoronic'.
5. Prove everyone else wrong.
6.Conduct experiments into the electrical conductivity of cheese.
7. Work out what the heck E=MC2 means.
8. Conquer the world. Before breakfast.
9. Put some Ragu on a sled, and push it down a hill.
10. Kidnap an imaginary book character.
11. Sharpen hockey stick.
12. Hit someone with aforementioned hockey stick.
13. Find somewhere to hide from police.
14. Run around screaming 'The angels have got the phone box!' Not how many odd looks, panicked expressions, laughs and weird burst of blue light I get.
15. Buy chocolate spread. Have it on crumpets.
16. Become a master hypnotist.
17. Hypnotize a pineapple.
18. Lick my elbow.
19. Paint the entire house bright green.
20. Find something rhyming with 'silver'.
21. Find how many people think 'orange' sonds like 'guillible', when said slowly.
23. Avoid mindwipe.
24. Find Itex. Blow it up.
25. Actually, get some bombs. And an AK-47. Then blow Itex up.
26. Grow wings.
27. Get admitted to a mental institution, then initiate a mass break-out.
28. Spontaneously combust.
29. Find out where they store the Rubellium...
30. Kill whoever thought up homework. In worst way possible.
31. For the above, I need the TARDIS. Gp find that first. And steal it. And run away from a very angry Doctor about to skewer me with a sonic screwdriver.
32. Work out where the pretty lights come from.
33. Find number 22.
34. Try not to think abut fluorrescent penguins for a whole 5 minutes.
35. Duck punches currently being aimed at head.
36. Laugh manically.
37. Create a horcrux. Actually, make someone who I really hate do it.
38. Breath underwater.
39. Grab a random passer by. Waltz with them.
40. Convince somebody that there are faries living under the earth.
41. Eat pot of pesto. With no pasta.
42. Become emo ninja.
43. Scream 'I like CHEESE!' whenever anyone asks you a question. Then proceed to hop in circles before collapsing on the ground.
44. Squirt ketchup all over furniture. Claim to have been attacked by vengfull nargles.
45. Look for missing socks. If in doubt, ask Iggy.
46. Do homework that was due in for last week.
47. Listen to song. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, until imprinted on conciousness.
48. Teach everyone the dead pinyata dance.
49. Play with fire.
50. Run away to join the circus.
51. Get another chainsaw. Last one broke half way through sawing someones head off...
52. Hit people over the head for no appareent reason, before running away. Cackle manically while doing so.
53. Repeat what people say. At the exact time they say it. Ooh, tricky. You need to be phsycic for this.
54. If someone says they're worried, reply with, 'Don't worry. I've got a toothpick. Nothing can go wrong!'
55. Add 'doom' on the end of everything, eg. 'Please pass me the carrots of doom' or 'That rabbit of doom doesn't look very well, does it?'
56. Mkae asbltoeuly no sesne.
57. Find an obscure town in an obscure country on Google Earth. Tell everyone it has the key to immortality somewhere near it.
58. Poke rocks. If asked why, say, 'For no good reason.'
59. Stare at the sky. When a sizeable number of people have joined the staring, quitely walk away, and observe from a nearby, comfortable spot just how long the crowd stays there.
60. Become paranoid.
61. Ask a complete stranger if they'll marry me. Propose using a grapefruit.
62. Hit people over the head with books.
63. Hide computer first, so it doesn't get confiscated... like last time...
64. Hide it underground.
65. Hope seismology sensors don't pick up the vibrations...
66. KETCHUP SANDWICHES!
67. Lizxy... hehehehehehe... hehehehehehehehe... Lizxy, hehehehe...
68. Hoard all the shiny stuff in house. Pile it on chair. Say, over and over, 'My precious!' in creepy Golum accent.
69. Get a motto. Something odd.
70. Wonder if anyone is actully reading this.
71. Turn all the baked bean cans upside down in Tescos. If questioned, it was caused by a bump in the fabric of the time-space contium...

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

I read New Moon and Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD(screw that...I'm gonna knock him SENSELESS til he's DEAD. Especially after Eclipse)

When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you wish Jacob Black would just die-- OKAY, IMPRINT-- and leave Bella and Edward to love each other, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Maximum Ride its not even FUNNY anymore, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

List of Phobias and fears, that I find amazingly funny!

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. -Vampires??

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Bibliophobia- Fear of books. -This would probably drive me to phobia listed above (Agateophobia-Fear of Insanity)

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.

Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -That would seriously suck.

Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you.

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.

Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)

Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.

Russophobia- Fear of Russians.

Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.

Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say?

Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me.

Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture.

Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches to walk with. (Shiver)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. -Now this name is just mean!

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. -Wow

Nomatophobia- Fear of names.

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.

Here is the BEST POEM EVER:

White is the colour of little bunnies with pink noses.

White is the colour of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky.

White is the colour of soft serve ice cream in a cone.

White is the colour of angels wings and Angel's wings.

White is the colour of brand new ankle socks fresh out of the bag.

White is the colour of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels

White is the colour of every last freaking gol-danged thing you see for endless miles and MILES if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness- Wonder Bread, someone's underwear, teeth, you will completely and totally lose your ever-lovin' mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself.

-Maximum Ride

Truth or Dare: Hyped UP!! Clothes links:
Fang's costume pumps:
Fang's costume:
Iggy's Boxers (unfortunately, they're not specifically Elmo's World, just Elmo):