hi, i'm... let's just say my name is gumby (so it's the first ting i could think of. i have gumby and pokey figurines on the shelf next to my laptop).
i love music. it's always playing somewhere around me be it an iPod, radio, computer, or speakers in a store.
i have a zillion favorite bands. and they are (in order):

1. the original Escape The Fate (as in the etf before ronnie radke left.)
2. blessthefall (with both craig mabbitt and beau bokan)
3. I Am Ghost (both groups of members)
4. Aiden (all)
5. Bullet For My Valentine
6. We The Kings

and a bunch more that i just can't seem to remember right now.
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my thoughts one the saying "peace, love, happiness"

peace: it's never going to happen, get over it.
love: not everyone loves you and you sure as hell don't love everyone.
happiness: not everyone is happy. sorry.

so yeah, i prefer "war, hate, sorrow"
it's more... realistic.

~my list of 'paste on profile' things~

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe.

If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have not read Manga. If you're one of the two percent that has, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers live happy lives of bliss. If you don't believe this, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

if you believe that doing drugs, alcohol, disobeying your parents and swearing is wrong please copy this into your profile

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. (but I don't wear it all the time!)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick some one's ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (even though i am...)
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a girl who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm in MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a dork (so not yet, but i will be next year)
I say what I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk
I have STRAIT A's, so I MUST have no social life
I have bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all
I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz (it's my natural color, and i hate it, so i'm constantly dying it.)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I HATE STEREOTYPES

25 reasons I owe my mother

1) My mother taught me to apprieciate a good job done
If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up

2) My mother taught me Religion
You'd better pray that comes out of the carpet

3) My mother taught me about time travel
If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week

4) My mother taught me logic
Because I said so, thats why

5) My mother taught me more logic
If you fall out of that tree and break your neck you can't come to the store with me

6) My mother taught me foresight
Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.

7) My mother taught me irony
Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about

8) My mother taught me about the science of osmosis
Shut your mouth and eat your supper

9) My mother taught me about the weather
That room of yours looks like a tornado went through it

10) My mother taught me about contortionism
Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck

11) My mother taught me about stamina
You will sit there until all that spinach is gone

12) My mother taught me about hypocrisy
I've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate

13) My mother taught me about the circle of life
I brought you into this world and I can take you out

14) My mother taught me about behavior modification
Stop acting like your father

15) My mother taught me about envy
There are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do

16) My mother taught me about anticipation
Just wait until we get home

17) My mother taught me medical science
If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way

18) My mother taught me about recieving
You're going to get it when we get home

19) My mother taught me about Esp
Put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold

20) My mother taught me about humor
Yhen that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me

21) My mother taught me genetics
Your just like your father

22) My mother taught me how to grow up
If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up

23) My mother taught me about my roots
Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?

24) My mother taught me about wisdom
When you get to be my age you'll understand

25) My mother taught me about REVENGE
One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you

I LOVE YOU MOM

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Your Weakness:

threats to my iPod or friends and crying little kids

Your Fears:

heights and spiders

Your Perfect Pizza:

pineapple!!

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:

no clue

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

lol

Thoughts First Waking Up:

where am i?

Your Best Physical Feature:

you tell me

Your Bedtime:

late?

McDonalds or Burger King:

neither

Chocolate or Vanilla:

both

Do you Smoke:

no

Will you Smoke:

hope not

Do you Swear:

bitch, why the fuck would i tell you?

yeah, just a little though.

Do you Sing:

i do, but that doesn't mean it's any good.

Do you Shower Daily:

always!

Do you behave yourself:

mostly

Do you get Motion Sickness:

no

Do you think you are Attractive:

no, but people say i am.

Are you a Health Freak

not at all!

Do you get along with your Parents:

i try, but that doesn't mean i succeed

Do you like Thunderstorms:

they're the best!!

Do you play an Instrument:

yes, flute

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:

nope, i'm underage by 8 years

In the past month have you gone to a Mall:

yeah, i think so

In the past month have you eaten Sushi:

Nope

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:

no. still too cold.

jk, i don't skinny dip anyway

What do you want to be when you Grow Up:

a family, child, and school social worker

What country would you most like to Visit:

italy and japan

Number of CDs I own:

a freaking zillion!!

Fave Food:

anything sweet

Fave Music:

alternative, screamo, emo, metal, rock, classic rock, punk

What do your feet smell like?

i have no fucking clue

What does your hair smell like?

orchids!!

Can you clap with your feet?

i don't want to try

Have you seen purple cows?

my brother is one!!

If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?

my best friend virginia.

fyi, that's bad.

When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind?

duck and cover!! run away fast!!

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
nose

2. Be serious or be funny?
funny

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:
what's the difference?

4. Die in a fire or drown?
either

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

enemies

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:
moon

2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall?
what's that mean?

3. Left or right?
how about in the middle

4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?:
5 best friends

5. Sunny or rain:
rain

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
both!

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?:
6:56 pm central time

2. What is your name?
gumby, for all you know

3. What do you want to do?
eat chinese food for dinner!!

4. Where do you wanna live?
somewhere far far far away from texas

5. How many kids do you want?
one

6. Do you want to get married?
sure why not?

7. have you ever done drugs?
no

8. what do you like on your pizza?
pineapple

9. Can you cross your eyes?
yep!

10. Do you make your bed daily?
pretty much never.

R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?
it's erratic

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?

yes, hasn't everyone?

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?
not to my knowledge

5. Favorite ice cream?
cake batter from braum's!!

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
a lot...

7. Do you cook?
only if you want to die an untimely death

. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
yes i have.

2. Do you have a Dog?

yes

3. Do you have a cat?

yeah and he's a meanie!!

but i love him anyways!!

4. The last time you've been sledding?

never

5. Do you consider yourself creative?

pretty much so

6. Do you have any friends on FF.net?

think soooo

7. Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net

yeah

8. Where are you?

going crazy(er)

9. Look up, then look back, what do you see?

the boring old ceiling

10. What are you listening to right now?

sixx: a.m.

van nuys

11. Last thing you ate?

ummmmmmmm a donut i think

12. Last thing you thought?

when is vern gonna reply...?

13. You have a million dollars what do you do?

no clue?

14. What are you eating/drinking right now?

nothing

Basically these are just quotes that I really like.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

FYI- Honda is straight, but Hyundai is gay.

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!:

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm a schizophrenic,

And so am I

okay, so my profile (if you even read this far) probably bored you to do death

but i've always been jealous of the people with super cool, long, quote-filled profiles.

so there you go.