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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
God of the Underworld by Sage and Snape reviews
SS cannot have liabilities as a spy or stomach upheaval in Slytherin with DEs watching. When Dumbledore saddles him with a student whose actions hit close to home, will he be able to (or care to) prevent the inevitable? Will the boy expelled from Scyon Academy curse Draco Malfoy to the hospital wing or unleash Dark Arts on Lupin?Both?Voldemort later!AU HBP-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,854 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Severus S., Voldemort
The Weasley Twins and the Kosa Assassin by phantomduck reviews
The twins are back for their third year, unfortunately for them an old adversary is also back with a score to settle. Part three in a series - Part 1: Surviving The Weasley Twins, Part 2: The Weasley Twins and the Sect of Kai.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,371 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 11/3/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,638 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 6,692 - Follows: 7,128 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4602 - Favs: 11,663 - Follows: 11,863 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,929 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 4,985 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5475 - Favs: 11,614 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change of Identity by Willowcharm reviews
Sort of inverted Severitus. Harry's world is turned upside down at the start of First Year when it is revealed that he is the son of James Potter and not Severus Snape. Now into Fourth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 88,479 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Harry P., James P.
Beach Bummed by LaylaBinx reviews
The first time Uhura wore a swim suit, Jim got a black eye. Just a goofy little one-shot I thought up! :D Hope you like it! Uhura/Jim friendship
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2009 - N. Uhura, J. Kirk - Complete
The Weasley Twins and the Sect of Kai by phantomduck reviews
The twins are back for their second year, and unfortunately for them their habit of attracting trouble came along for the ride as well. Sequel to Surviving the Weasley Twins
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,017 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Domestic Banter by Erin Giles reviews
“I don’t think even I can domesticate Jack.” Shameless sick!Ianto, Jack/Ianto fluff.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
10 Uses for Postits in Torchwood by Erin Giles reviews
Just as the title says. 10 drabbles for 10 uses. Iantocentric.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 4,362 - Follows: 938 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The High Brotherhood of Druids by Sage and Snape reviews
Trelawney has made a Prophecy about HP.Merlin has made a Prophecy about a Snape.Which proves true?Will Sage and HP finally get on?3rd in series.AwardWinnngAuthor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,638 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Fire to Burn Cold by Sage and Snape reviews
Snape's apprentice reflects upon the life that led him to where he is now.Particularly,he reflects upon the pain of his past and the pain of his future as it relates to Voldie and SS.Warning mature themes. Can go with God of the underworld
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 4,531 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
The Rise of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
ON HOLD Prequel to The Lord of Azkaban, detailing the seven years Harry spent on the island prison before Dumbledore arrived to 'free' him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 139 - Published: 8/17/2006
Surviving the Weasley Twins by phantomduck reviews
Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - George W. - Complete
The Lord of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 75,711 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Amulet of Time 5: Sirius and the Sphinx by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU post GoF, incorporating OotP, but not HBP. After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry accompanies his son into the past once more, where Sirius finds himself as a power hungry pharaoh in Ancient Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,754 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Cyfrgolledig atyn yr Dywyllwch by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. Post Hogwarts. Harry Potter was turned into a vampire during his sixth year and was hated by the wizarding world ever after for it - even though he defeated Voldemort. Two hundred and sixty-one years later, he returns to the school - and the wo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,986 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and Salazar's Talisman by KrystalRoze reviews
COMPLETE. Sequel to The Balance of Power trilogy (The Slytherin Connection, the Unexpected Inheritance and the Trelawney Prophesy). Post Hogwarts. Can Harry get out of this last mess – alive? The manipulation continues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,102 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trelawney Prophecy by KrystalRoze reviews
Sequel to the Unexpected Inheritance. As the most powerful 17 year old wizard in the world, will Harry succumb to Voldemort's manipulations and become the Balance of Power? The fate of the wizarding world depends on one single choice. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,764 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Inheritance by KrystalRoze reviews
Sequal to Harry Potter and the Slytherin Connection. The plot and the themes continue. Voldemort continues his manipulation, Harry becomes and Animagas, Harry is arrested, more about the balance of power and the title comes into play. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,467 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Amulet of Time 4: There and Back Again by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. The time travellers are finally back home, older, wiser, and strong enough to bring down the Dark Lord. A few surprises face them as they enter their final year in Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,128 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Connection by KrystalRoze reviews
It's Harry's fifth year and he's finally able to escape the Dursleys only to find that Voldemort has other plans. After numberous failed attempts to rid himself of the Gryffindor brat, Lord Voldemort now knows he must change tactics. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,922 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Complete
Sage and the Prophecy of Merlin by Sage and Snape reviews
Sequel to Snape's Student SageR&RthatFirst.Set in GoF.Lots of SS,my OC,and HG.Sage blocks himself off. Moody tries to curse Sage and gets some of his own.What does Snape Say?Must read for fans of Snape.AwardWinningStory and Author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 190,397 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Amulet of Time 3: The Wolf and the Pelican by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. What happens when the four time travellers end up in 1975? What will Harry's parents think of him being in Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,829 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Amulet of Time 2: Two Worlds, Two Wars by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. This time, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny are sent to wartorn Europe, 1943.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,027 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Amulet of Time 1: The Age of the Founders by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. After Harry gets a strange birthday gift, he and his friends end up on an epic journey across the ages as they try to get back home. First in the series, rewritten up to part 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Student Sage revised by Sage and Snape reviews
Potions fiascos ensue as a Gryffindor gives SNape a piece of his mind.What occurs when Snape's past comes into his present?Why is he so bitter? Must for SNape fans. Series has over 700 reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,199 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete