Hello people of fanfiction:

I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION THAT I AM TRYING TO GET BACK TO MY WRITING BUT I HAD TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF BECAUSE I HAD WRITERS BLOCK AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, NOR DID I HAVE TIME TO WRITE (But I am trying to fix that)

My name is... Midget! weeeellll, thats actually my nickname, but i like it better than my real name sooooo... im gonna go with Midget!

I have a horse and two cats.

My fave things to do are:

Listen to music.

Read.

Write Stories.

Read Fanfic

Ride Horses

Read, and

Hang out with my friends.

(did i mention reading?)

My favorite book series are: MAXIMUM RIDE! (Favorite!!), HARRY POTTER!, Warriors: The Original Series, Warriors: The New Prophecy, Warriors: The Power of Three Prophecy(basically all the Warriors books), The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel and many, many more...

I am kinda weird, in my own way (and im proud of it)

my fav colors are blue, and purple. (but I kinda like the darker purple and sky blue better than the other shadesof blue and purple, but I still like the other ones)

Im realllllyyyyyy short... about 4 foot 11 inches... its very sad...

Im 17 years old, a senior in High School

i talk alot (but only to my friends, when im with people i dont know/like im really shy...)

ive been reading for a loooonnnngggg time (since like 2nd grade)

My horse is the best!! (in my opinion) I only got her on November 25, 2009, though, but she is reallly sweet... her name is Mia if I talk about her in fanfics. I ride her in 4H, Gymkhanas, and also the New York State High School Rodeo Association. It's alot of fun and this is our third year in the rodeo :)

i am a total klutz too. If you've ever heard the quote "it takes skill to trip over flat surfaces" yeah, thats me...

Im not really that girly... (i AM a girl... but i am so not like those girls who scream at the sight of dirt- not that i have anything agaisnt people who are... but i work with horses so it would really suck if i was)

I am sooo obsessed with music! I would die without it! That and reading...

My favorite music is country... but i listen to really anything... i like lots of different genres. Even rap, a little bit, which surprises me because i never really liked it that much...

I enjoy staying up untill like 2am reading fanfiction on my ipod... and then getting up at 6am for school.

I have a twin brother, a mom, a dad and an older half brother. He has two kids, they are 6 and 7 and the most adorable kids i have met.

When im older I want to be an author and a horse trainer. And possibly something to do with little children.

I plan on going to college for Agricultural Business and Equine Studies

I also have another fanfic account that I share with my friend, McGoogle, its called EmeRubyArabian. Please check it out.

Also about my stories, I love writing them but I never really have time and when I do i don't write that much because i become busy again so I apologise ahead of time for not updating regularly but Im trying. Maybe after school ends when i have some (not much) time in the summer.

So that's about most of the stuff about me, if i think of anything else I will post it but other than that...

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this in your profile