HI!! Well, hi. If anyone ever got a review from the anonymous insanityisFUN!! that was me! I didnt have an account back then! ;d And if anyone remembers I still can't reach my stinking nose! I keep trying only to be looked at like I'm insane or something. (well I am but they don't know tht XP) I'm a serious klutz but amazingly an acceptable dancer, seriously I got toe shoes my third year. And I still fall over while walking in normal shoes on perfectly flat services...odd. I love writing and thats why I'm here if you don't like my writing don't read it, thats fine with me. I have a lot of interests which is well shown through all of my friends, half of them hate each other and only try to get along cause of me, or they don't try at all and just act lik ethey normally do. Miss After Death is also one of my friends, I'll give a cookie to anyone who can figure out her user name! Well see ya and I'll say it now, while I don't beg for reviews I appreciate them.

Wierd is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who can't decide on what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird, unique and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

You Know Your a Good Author When...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

Friends: I love my friends and this is dedicated to them.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. The bolded apply to me and my friends or will in a few years cause we aren't legal yet

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will help you when your confused, A best friend will act like nothings wrong but use "small words".
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend allready has you on speed dial.
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
A good friend will give you a cookie when your down. A best firend will help you plan revenge...
A good friend will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. A best friend has all ready hidden your keys so neather one of you will find them and will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend will sugestbooks for you to read. A best friend will tied you down and made you read twilight then you'll never need another book again.
A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. A best friend calls your parents MOM and DAD.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...It'll turn up sooner or later."
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend asks nicely for your stuff. A best friend just shouts ‘GIMME!!’
A good friend Waits to call you until a reasonable hour. A best Friend Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning.
A good friends will pick you up when your down. A BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh.
A good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend. A BEST FRIENDS will yell 'No She's Mine'.
A good friends won't let you do stupid things. A BEST FRIENDS won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
A good friends will take you to buy a pregnancy test. A BEST FRIENDS will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
A good friends will buy you lunch. A BEST FRIENDS will eat yours. (Normally I bring mine buy a friends cause they dont have money then we just mooch off each other...)
A good friend will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabes you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. A best friend will push herself inbetween you and the punk, wrapp her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."
A good friend will help you up when you fall. A Best Friend will pull you back down when you try to stand up because you pulled her down when she tripped you.

Statements to think on

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hated the Twilight movie but got it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not."

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

"Forbidden to remember; terrified to forget. It's a hard line to walk."

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! and make one up yourself.

Life's path is full of twists and turns when your a person who will succeed in life if you agree that all the people walking the easy path wont make it in society and you walk the hard path copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. fomerelyanonymousinsanityisfun

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (Damn those flying pens!!)

If you have ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to go. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother f upside the head

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

My heart is not a playground

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit the friggin' trix, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. (God I must look like an idiot at school)

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in BOOKS or movies.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.I hate it when people say:

"When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.

"Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it?

"Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues.

If "knowledge is power" and "power corrupts" does Knowledge corrupt?

Interesting

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Anime-Kunoichi, YuYuInufreak332, Mistress Persephone, HaLoCo, Mrs Cullen for Life, Mimi-Love-4Ever, formerlyanonymousinsanityisFUN,

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you love starbucks, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you wish to one day be an author yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read books that no one has ever heard of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into something while walking with a book (I have-multiple times) , copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (that's what siblings are for, right Bemmy?)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Mimi-Love-4Ever, formerlyanonymousinsanityisFUN

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Guy's Point of View: Written by a guy.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD. We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's not looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether. Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION BEHIND, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT. Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! Give the nice guys a chance.

Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush...

Guys: NO GRABBING!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

If you havent stopped, seriously stop!

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this .