Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Key:

Bold words: Things that are to Mae

Underlined words: Things that are to Mike

Bold and Underlined: Connects to both of us

STOP THE STEREOTYPES!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. *I have emotional problems, not psychotic*
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.*READ THE ONE ABOVE THIS!*
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. *...you don't know me enough to just assume that*
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. *whoever says that to me...meet Mae*
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob *Not our fault our parents knew how to handle money*
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. *They say wearing white reflects the sun so in turn reflects heat - it's a lie*
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. *This doesn't affect either of us, but we think this is the most offensive of all. For all we know, the girl could've been drugged, or worse. Raped*

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one" *This one just got me blushing up a storm...*
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. *I actually go to a lot of parties, have a job, and go on dates - mostly with Mae - thank you very much*
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. *I like anime, is that a crime?*
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. *I'm with Mike...*
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. *For christs sake, I'M STILL A VIRGIN*

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. *no thank you - besides...they all have boyfriends of their own and/or are lesbians*
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. *I'm an early bloomer!*
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. *this one just doesn't make sense*
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO *not our fault! They're like moths, and we're the flame! All people we meet are gay! Or bi!*
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude *I'm sorry for being old fashioned and waiting till I get married*
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. *There's this thing called exercising. If you do this, but still eat lunch, you'll actually grow muscles. Not be a week, idiotic, fangirl!*
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff *Mae would have my balls if I did*
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 *That's Mike's job*
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. *...you HAVE read what's above, right?*
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.*Challenge: Find anyone who's NOT mixed these days - there are barely any!*
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. *I enjoy music, is that so wrong?*
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil *I like the dark better. It's cooler - as in temperature wise - there*
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. *Why should we care we're different?*
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. *Most adults we know actually come to US for advice, thank you very much*
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob *Mae: Big family company* *Mike: Business men/women as parents*
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. *Mae: Got mine a while ago* *Mike: Mine was actually for Christmas*
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. *Mae: I'M BROWN SKINNED!* *Mike: I actually support a nice healthy tan...*
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. *Both: *Snorts* Yeah...right...like that'll happen*
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. *we're trying to STOP them from drinking, not getting INTO drinking*
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. *We just like staying with ourselves!*
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. *...can't really argue with this one. We ARE crazy*
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. *Maybe - about the bitch part - but people I tell off...deserves it*
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. *Mae: Girly clothes...*Shudders* ugh* *Mike: Only on Halloween*
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. *only a fangirl to those that deserves some. And even then I'm calm when I see them, not go "OH MY GOD! I LOVE YOU!*
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.*WE HAVE MUSCLES*

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. *I'm sorry, but if that DID happen - which has a very small chance - I'd take full responsibility and make sure my girfried and son/daughter lives a happy and full life*

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. *We posted this to PREVENT stereotype, not because we HAVE one*
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. *my heritage is in a country which blood is a delicacy. And don't worry, we don't use HUMAN blood...much*
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE!
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser *We THINK we're not popular...we don't know that much people anyways - though THEY seem to know US*
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy *You'll never see us in that kind of clothing or manner*
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. *In some stories...they DO need one...and I don't do that too often. Only when it's needed the most - like characters are dying left and right when it COULD'VE been prevented, and have had a much happier ending*
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. *Mae: I have family outside the country* *Mike: My parents travel a lot*
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. *Mae: I just love how the boys here are more open, and kind* *Mike: Boys most yaoi are what men should be with their girlfriends; open-minded, caring, kind, and UNDERSTANDING OF THEM*

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. *Can't argue much with this one though...*
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. *Mae: I have straight A's and B's* *Mike: *Sputters* I'M A STRAIGHT A STUDENT!*
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. *Mae: I want to graduate first* *Mike: ...I'm straight...and a guy*
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life

STUPID! DON'T BE A STEREOTYPESS!

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means.

Obsession's Dictionary for Newcomers and Morons:

Lemon- Scene(s) with explicit sexual content.

Lime- Scene(s) with lower rated content then Lemons. Not Going all the way or Less detailed or described.

Yaoi- Japanese term for Boy Love. See Slash

Yuri- Japanese term for Girl Love. See FemSlash

FemSlash Female Female relations/ Gay (Lesbian)/ Female on Female/ Female with Female

Slash Male Male relations/ Gay/ Male on Male/ Male with Male

PWP- Porn Without Plot

WIP- Work In Progress

OC- Own/Original Character

OOC- Out of Characterness (Expect the characters to act differently then they normal would in the story.)

AU- Alternate Universe (think same characters and characteristics but in a whole new plot, idea, and background.)

EWE- Epilogue? What Epilogue? (I'm told this relates to only the Harry Potter fandom.)

Terms Dealing With Terms

Mainly used for Yaoi relationships, but can also be used to describe Yuri.

Seme- Term for the one in the relationship who is dominate. Otherwise put: the partner doing the entering.

Uke- Term for the one in the relationship who is Submissive. Otherwise put: the passive partner who gets entered

Now, before I - Mae - go, I just remembered something. I'm thinking of a new story to work on. Here is the basic explanation. To those who bothered to read through this, please tell me what you think:

The Cullen Clan:

Warnings: Slight Mary Sue from some of the Cullens' - there are times where they show up and give answers no one else can answer, or times where they show up and save the day, but *due to my saying SLIGHT* it won't happen a lot. Strong characters. OOC of most characters. OC's sculpted by me and Mike. This is to be rated T, but it has an 80% chance of turning to M if things keeps going as they are in my head. Good!Volturi - acting as Clan Head with Carlisle - rather confusing explanations, perverted thoughts, random outbursts - from Paul, Jacob, and Emmett - slightly stronger Naruto, and A LOT OF SAKURA BASHING!

Coupling:
From Twilight:
The same.

From Naruto:
The same - I'm doing this by manga

From both:
I'm going to pair up some characters on both stories:
Leah-Shino (Someone loud and needs quiet with someone quiet that needs to learn to be loud - sounds like a perfect couple to us!)
Seth-Ayame (Ayame seems like the type to want to be with someone she can take care of and yet love her unconditionally. Seth is perfect because he's young, still needs protection from all the evils of the world, but at the same time, he's strong and won't let anything happen to those he deems his family. To us - mostly Mae - this couple makes perfect sense)

Summary: *Hi! This is Mike. I'm just here to say that throughout the summary, Mae might be putting in her own oppinion in it. So, as to not confuse you, I changed all of her...comments...in italic! Ja ne!*
Right before the Gennin exam, a strange group of - handsome - men walked in the Hokage's office, saying they would like to start a new clan in Konoha. Saying that they have their own blood-line, and that they gurrantee they can be of value to them, the council - being the power-hungry bastards that they are - readily accepts them into the village with open arms. With them, the Hokage accepts as well, and ask them if they needed any help starting. They said none, just two request - that their clan compound be put into the deepest, furthest-in-the-corner, darkest part of the Forest of Death, and that the Gennin they have trained will graduate the same year. Who is this clan? What is thier Kekkei Genkai? And how did the - slightly darker than the Uchiha's - raven haired man know of everything that happened in Konoha with just a singletouch?

Another story we're starting is for 'La Corda D'Oro'

Warnings: A lot of OOC, slight Mary Sue - though it doesn't count with the new background for the character - and OC's. Yaoi are only a step away, and there might be some characters from other anime involved here briefly, mentioned, or related to one or more of the characters.

Coupling:

You'll have to wait and see

Summary: Being ignored by her parents most her life, Kohoko was forced to live alone most her life. But there was one thing she always loved: Music. Being smart, having great memory, over-achieving, and slightly oblivious to the limits of how fast one can learn, she becomes a prodigy in Music and Art. She becomes an all rounder player. When she was accepted Seiso Academy, she comes in with an emotionless face, carelessness about school, always a sleepy aura, a great mind, a sharp eye, and great knowledge about music...as a Regular student. All this plus her being able to see Lili brings a whole new meaning to the word 'exciting'. See what would happen in the concours now!