Hiya!!

My name's Splodge (ok, you can stop laughing now, and no, it's not my real name) I think that FanFiction is totally awesome so i joined. (plus, i was bored, heh heh)

My Psychotic Rant of the Week-

Twilight seriously annoys me. Sorry for all of you Twilight lovers and obsessed fans, but I really don't think it was that good of a series. The end result was pretty much the same in every single book. Let me recap:

Book 1: I love Edward so much and I don't deserve him and oh look, here's a vampire come to kill me.

Book 2: I love Edward so much and now he's left but i have Jacob and oh look, here's a few more vampires that want to kill me.

Book 3: I love Edward so much and now he's back and oh look, here's a bunch of vampires who want to kill me.

Book 4: I love Edward so much and we're getting married and I'm having a baby and I've become a vampire and oh look, now there's LOTS of vampires who want to kill us ALL.

There we go, I've summarised the entire series in 4 sentences. Thank you very much, I'm here 'till noon.

AND IT REPLACED HARRY POTTER AS 1ST FOR POPULARITY!! THAT IS JUST WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!! IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS TWILIGHT BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER!!?? ARG!!!

And there you have it, my Psychotic Rant of the Week. Hopefully I won't have any Twilight fans come to kill me in my sleep.

Random Facts About My Life (That Nobody Really Wants to Read, But I Force Them On You Anyway)-

1. I've noticed that lately, whenever I smile widely at someone they either:

a) Look scared

b) Start laughing

So I tried smiling at all my friends. One of them looked terrified, jumped and screamed.

...It's really quite depressing. *cries*

2. I have also recently come to the conclusion that oranges hate me. (The fruit, not the colour) They always squirt orange juice in my eyes. And get my hands messy. And my clothes messy.

3. I hate summer. I really do. It makes me feel hot and icky. My friend gets annoyed at me for complaining all day about how hot I am. She is also annoyed when she asks me "-why you don't just take the jumper off, then, if you're so hot?" and I answer "...Meh. Can't be bothered." Really, the way i carry on, it's a wonder i have any friends at all.

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THIS IS COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC BUT WHO CARES ANYWAY??? If you are a Harry Potter fan, there is this one thing that you MUST see.

It's on YouTube, and it's called 'A Very Potter Musical'. That's right, it's a musical ABOUT HARRY POTTER. (it's a fan-made musical, and a bunch of college students did it)

And it is AMAZING!!

It's FUNNY, it's got great SONGS, Draco Malfoy is played by a GIRL, Voldermort does a TAP DANCE... and so I'm telling you to RIGHT NOW go on YouTube, search 'A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 1' and WATCH IT!!!!!!

Seriously, i showed some of the songs from it to my cousin, she watched it on YouTube with a friend, they both loved it, and in less than a week, their ENTIRE SCHOOL was watching it. (I was so happy because i started a TREND!!! Yay!!) XD

(BY THE WAY- if you HAVEN'T read all the Harry Potter books, then this musical contains spoilers. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!)

FEATURED IN 'A VERY POTTER MUSICAL'...hmmm...let's see...this is random, but anyway...

Cedric Diggory: (Stands up) Hufflepuffs are especially good finders!
Dumbledore: (looks at Cedric) What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
Cedric: (Sits back down)

Hermione: You're not invincibe Harry! Somebody DIED in this tournament!
Harry: Uh, I'm the Boy That LIVED not DIED! God! What's the worst that could happen?

Well, that's it. Thank you for putting up with my obsessed-fangirl-ness-moment. NOW GO WATCH!!!!
...umm...please?
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Favourite Storys: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Inkheart, Maximum Ride, Narnia, Nancy Drew (even though i've only read a few...they're still awesome XD), Septimus Heap, The Magician's Daughter (and no, it's not from the Narnia series), CHERUB, Fruits Basket, Ranger's Apprentice, Percy Jackson and The Olympians, Gakuen Alice, Shugo Chara and other books that i can't be bothered to remember right now.

Hobbies: Writing, making cards, reading, drawing, making things, painting, ect..

Favourite Colour: BLUE!!

Things That Annoy Me: Those really cheesy ads, boring lessons, slow computers or ones that don't work, migranes (if you never have one you shall live a happy life...slight over-exagguration perhaps, but anyone who has had a migrane will know what i'm talking about), people asking me "What's the time?"- because I'm the only freaking person in my entire school who wears a WATCH (seriously, every day i get asked about 100 times. And the really sad part is that sometimes teachers do it *sighs*)

Things I love: ICE CREAM!! (seriously, i eat so much that i'm surprised i'm not as big as an elephant...) my family, annoying my younger siblings, my friends, annoying my friends, rain, winter, presents, drawing, reading, writing, making things, freaking people out, going completely crazy with my relatives and saying things that make no sense whatsoever and victory dances (especially when i'm the one doing them).

Cool quotes from other people's stories:

THESE DO NOT BELONG TO ME!!! And if you get offended that i put something from YOUR story onto my profile, just let me know and i'll take it off straight away (Or as soon as i check my email), because i can't be bothered to track down people and ask them if i can use their stuff. (sorry about that, but take comfort in the fact that nobody reads my profile anyway)

From 'Reading Artemis Fowl' by Kiryn

Foaly: I used to annoy Julius when I got frustrated. Now I annoy Trouble.

Holly: I'm sure he feels honoured.

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From ...I can't remember...

I can see the headline now. 'Kaitou Kid Found Brutally Murdered With Mop: Police Everywhere Laugh'

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Cool things that I've copied off other people's profiles:

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, StainedGlassCuts, LonerBlackCat5, Splodge-Rox

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love the rain as much as i do copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you love ice cream, copy this and paste this into your profile.

If you strongly support women's rights, copy this and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those bitchy people, copy and paste.

If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are tired of politicians who ruin countries, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think the only torture cute anime guys should have to deal with is tickle torture, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

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It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!."

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

I'm going to live life or die trying.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

Life isn't measured by the amount of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent.

You say i'm a bitch, but bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, nature is beautiful. Thanks for the compliment.

When life gives you lemons make orange juice and stand back and watch as the world wonders how you did it. (So much better then 'When life gives you lemons make lemon aid')

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Your misery=My joy.

And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters?

"People say I have a lot of repressed anger."

"And?"

"I'm not repressed anymore."

The question should never be why. It should always be why not.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it takes only 4 muscles to punch them.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. ~(...Ya right)

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

The pessimist sees the darkness inside a tunnel. The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees the headlight of an approaching train. The engine driver sees three idiots on the railway.

When I'm looking at the sun, I'm seeing you; when I'm looking at the moon, I'm seeing you; when I'm looking in the distance, I'm seeing you. Get the heck out of my face!!!

Chemistry: "As you can see, you cannot see anything. Why can't you see anything? You'll see later."

"Biology is something green, slippery and it stinks!"

"Geography is something which flies from east to west through the students' ears"