![]() Author has written 2 stories for Fairy Tales, and Misc. Books. Hey! I'm Jartastenr. Anyway, here's my stats: Age: I'm a 500 year old grandma in college, okay? Location: Raxicalico-falipitorious Favorite Bands: Icon For Hire, Melanie Martinez, Nine Lashes, We as Human, Sent by Ravens, Artic Monkeys, The Classic Crime Favorite genres of music: Lots of rock, some pop, pretty much anything that has a nice beat and it's a plus if it has awesome lyrics. Favorite manga/gn: Night School, Library Wars, Anima, Dramacon, Ouran Host Club mangas and Hawkeye, Daredevil and Deadpool comics. Favorite books/authors: Hollow Kingdom series by Clare Dunkle, Harry Potter, Chanters of Tremaris Trilogy, anything from Jean Ferris, Gordon Korman, or Shannon Hale. I like The Host, and other sci-fi/fantasy novels and books that have a funny twist on fairytales/mythology. Misc: NIGHT VALE!!! It's a podcast series, and it's so weirdly odd/funny. 37 Things To Do In An Elevator 1. Crack open your bag or purse, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at every floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button. 10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it. 23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?" 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!" 33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell different people that you can see their aura. 35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..." |
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