Hey!

I love Greek Mythology! I am hooked to the Percy Jackson & The Olympians series! I mean who isn't?

I fell in love with the series at the beginning of this school year. Thank you to my English teacher for recommending it to

our high ability class! I also like Twilight. Just the 1st one. And the movie's awesome!

Here's to The PJ&O cast!

Ode To The Cast:

I promise to remember Percy each time

I see a hero in Iraq

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever

I have a brilliant idea

I promise to remember Thalia each time

I see a tall, strong tree

I promise to remember Grover each time

I see a beautiful garden

I promise to remember Clarisse each time

I see the high school football team

I promise to remember Sally whenever

I see the color blue

I promise to remember Beckendorf whenever

I see construction workers

I promise to remember Silena each time

I see a Deal or No Deal model

I promise to remember Nico Diaglo

when I feel all alone inside

I promise to remember Bianca Diaglo whenever

I miss someone dearly

I promise to remember Rachel each time

I see the people who make me angry

I promise to remember Luke each time

I see a friend I've lost

I promise to remember Poseidon each time

I see the ocean

I promise to remember Athena whenever

I see my friend Sam

I promise to remember Zeus each time

I'm a group leader in class

I promise to remember Hades each time

I see fire

I promise to remember Apollo each time

what I think is going to happen happens

I promise to remember Artemis each time

I see a boy I hate

I promise to remember Ares whenever

I see Vin Diesel

I promise to remember Aphrodite whenever

I see Carrie Underwood

I promise to remember Dionysus whenever

I see an alchoholic

I promise to remember Demeter whenever

I feel the spring time

I promise to remember Hephateus whenever

I'm in shop class

I promise to remember Hera whenever

I'm at a wedding

I promise to remember Percabeth whenever

I see true love!

A little bit about me:

I'm a freak! I'm a dork! But my friends still love me! ; )

I'm the type of person that will run into a wall or my front door and say, "When did that get there?"

Youuuuuuuuu havvvvvvvvvvvvvve toooooooooo sppppeeaakkkkk sssssslooooooowwwwwwllllly toooooooooo mmmeeeeeeeeeeee.

If you ask what's wrong with me, my reply would be, "The doctors will tell me tomorrow." Then, the next day you will ask if the doctors found out what was wrong and I will say, "They said they saw a bunch of swirls and lollipops and unicorns floating around my head!"

Some blonde jokes to honor me!

1:A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

2:The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

3:Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

4:Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

5:A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."

A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."

6:Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

7:A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put 10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree.

The blonde looked in the bag and found the 10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

Okay! I'm getting bored!

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.

13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.

16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

17. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

18. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

19. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

20. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.

21. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

22. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."

23. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

24. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

25. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

26. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

27. Ask people what gender they are.

28. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

29. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

30. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

31. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

32. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

33. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

34. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

35. Wear a lot of cologne.

36. Sing along at the opera.

37. Mow your lawn with scissors.

38. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"

39. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

40. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

41. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

42. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

43. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

44. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

45. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

46. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

47. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

48. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.