It was just a box of matches. Taken using one of the oldest tricks in the book. Maybe it was the shock. Maybe it was the fact that it was too simple. Maybe he'd gone soft. But, one thing he was sure of was that he'd underestimated Alex Rider… the kid. But that trick with a box of matches told a lot more then it should have…

Alex's next English assignment may be perhaps his weirdest assignment yet: he must write about seven signs that let you know it's time to take a shower. At least he seems to be having better luck on the assignment than Tom Harris. Follows the "Fox is an English teacher" mini-series. Oneshot. Complete.

Alex writes about the ten things he fears. Drabble.

Alex Rider's English assignment: thirteen reasons to learn another language. Follows the "Fox is an English teacher" series.

Summary: Alex's teacher gives him an unorthodox English assignment - to write about 50 things he would never do. What does Alex write about?

Pr-Stormbreaker and Short story. 4-year-old Alex Rider is lost somewhere in Wales and one unit just so happens to find him. The question is; How do they get him back to where he belongs? No relation to Muddled Tears or any of my stories.

Diff Version of EC/Post-Crocodile Tears. Alex finds himself sunk in a poison that reverts him physically to the age of 5. With Ben Daniels as his guardian, Alex is about to learn what it's like to be a utterly helpless and a child. Features K-Unit too.

"Alex?" he gasped, his voice was shaking, he noticed. A chuckle was heard over the other line. Without seeing him, he knew that Alex was smiling. "It's great to hear your voice again," Alex commented. "It's been too long."

A new lunatic is out to take over the world. Alex decides to let him know what he's up against.

Have you ever considered the pros and cons of Alex Rider. Look no further and anyway I am humoring myself and saying it's funny.

It's the English class Wolf's been dreading. Fourth in Revenge series. Rating for a bit of Wolf's not so elegant English.

It's One Jump with remade lyrics that apply to Alex. I didn't actually have to change that much... Lyrics from: /lyrics/aladdin/onejumpahead.htm

With Brecon Beacons as hellish as it is, there's always the question of 'Why did you come in the first place' K-Unit, of course, has a rather emotional heart-to-heart on the matter. w/Fox; oneshot

Alex never thought his math homework would save his life, but there's a first for everything.

The air whistled by Alex's face as he plunged towards the watery abyss below. Faster, faster, faster he went, gravity sucking his flesh towards the rocky bottom. Adrenaline pumped through his veins, reminding him of the imminent peril.

The Firm October Promptshot: Laugh. There are many kids at Brooklands... And all of them hate the 'Druggie.' But when a stalker discovers Alex actually has a sense of humor, life will never be the same... Rated K for... A stalker.

When Alex gets high, there's always a problem- but duty called. During Stormbreaker's SAS training.

After the Drama lesson from Brecon Beacons aka Hell, Fox finds himself in Alex's Chemistry lesson. Second in Revenges series.

Wolf is being haunted. It's really the only way to describe what's happening. One-Shot

K Unit is at Alex's school to protect him. Alex doesn't want them there. His revenge is...Unusual. One Shot. First in Revenges series.

This is a story about when Alex is with Scorpia and takes the inkblot test. But, he decides to try and be weird, and tries to mess with the psychologist's mind.