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Favorite Quotes from animes and many more:

Tamaki Suou: Tama-chan kick!

Tamaki Suou: Mom! Haruhi's using foul language!
Hikaru Hitachiin: 'Mom' being?
Kyouya Ohtori: Position-wise... probably me.

Hikaru Hitachiin: [referring to Tamaki] Why is he sulking?
Kaoru Hitachiin: Because Mommy was keeping a secret from Daddy.
[arrows with boxes reading "Daddy" and "Mommy" pop up, pointing to Tamaki and Kyoya respectively]
Kyoya Ohtori: Whatever. Why does everyone insist on referring to us like we're husband and wife?

Tamaki: This anime was obviously a school love comedy to began with. Haruhi and I are the main characters of this comedy.
Hikaru and Kaoru: And what are we?
Tamaki: Obviously, you're the two homo side characters.

Hikaru:...Doesn't she fail at being a heroine if she's not afraid of anything?

Ichigo Kurosaki: I see. So basically, you’re a Death God? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie– NO WAY I’LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!

Misa: I don't want to live in a world without Light!
L: Yes, that would be very dark.

L: Sitting normally reduces my powers of deduction by 40%

Kira/Light Yagami: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!

Tohru Honda: Ayame eats his soba with deep confidence

Haruhi Fujioka: Rich Bastards...

Kakashi: Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously.

Kakashi: Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life.

Tenten: The weaker you are, the louder you bark.

Guy: Look into my eyes and accept my dearest apologies. While you're at it, notice my handsome, manly features.

Kakashi: No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?

Edward(Full Metal Alchemist): WHO DID YOU SAY WAS A MICROSCOPIC SHORT BEAN THAT DOESNT SHOW UP IN YOUR EYES?!

Kakashi: Behind this mask is...Another mask! Pretty cool, huh?

Jiraiya: I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!

Mustang: When I become Fuhrer, all female personnel in the military ... will have to wear mini-skirts!!

Tell me if you know anymore funny quotes :D or quotes that are epic that you want to share.