Name: :D the crazy short person who for some reason ends up at The Back of The Class. More commonly known as Duck. Or Kim.

Age: That awkward phase between :D and D:

Gender: leaning towards ma- I mean female. Yess... female... :3

Location: a potato, next to a dog. A sad, thin potato. And a dog who doesn't want to face it.

Knows how to: go crazy. It's in my nature. Retarded genii. That's what other people call fan fiction writers.

Talk. A lot. And a lot. And a lot. And a lot. And a lot.

Get into trouble.

Write. Apparently. Pfft.

Annoy. :3 it's a mission.

Does not know how to: surf. Awh... She knows how to trek,though. Concrete jungle trekking. The smell of pollution saddens her. But laughing gas will do the trick. :D

Act nice in front of bastards.

Keep her mouth shut at certain times.

There would be a lot more about all of this. But I'd rather not dwell on that. So long I prove not to be a Sue.

And for those quotes someone asked me to put here:

"River dance to your car!" Just a Passing Bookworm, that crazy.

" Pay me, I'm Chinese."

"Be a man. Do the right thing."

"I wish our lives were in 3D. I mean.. it's so real!" ~ a friend.

"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done."" ~Fred Allen.

"I don't need Ten Aliens to be your hero!" ~LV. xD

"Procrastinators UNITE... Tomorrow."

"Beware of the ides of March!!"

"CURE FOR DEATH: FOUND!"

And that's about it. Because Sloth is a great friend of mine. :)