Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

COMPLETE. A story told through a series of drabbles and oneshots, tracing the slow and steady progress of trust. Sesshoumaru x Kagome, CU.

Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.

Crossover with GW: Duo, in his grief, cast a spell that would take him to the love of his life, and suddenly finds himself in the Harry Potter world. But who he's looking for isn't who you'd expect. Temporarily Discontinued.

When Sam gets changed into a sparkling he becomes the responsibility of the last two Autobots that anyone expected. Rated M just to be safe.

Through all the mistakes he has made, and all the horrors of his existence, Jak knows that he'll always be able to count on Daxter to remain by his side. And that means more to him than even the fuzzball realizes. JakXDaxter. Jak 3 what-if story.

G1. Tired of Megatron's maltreatment, Starscream starts a hunger strike to claim his rights as Second in Command. The road to respect lies inside an energon cube.

Little Prince, because that seems like the appropriate title for the son of the bandit king and the queen of the Tooth faries. Everything seemed perfect for the unusual family. That is until Jack st. North drowns and the Guardians withdraw no longer willing to interact children after their loss. Years later MiM asigns Jack Frost as a Guardian who has no memory of his life before

During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.

An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.

Evil!Dan/Danny BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE Clockwork makes a deal with Dan and releases him. He's tasked to look after Danny and teach him to use his powers. But Dan starts to remember all the bad stuff that happens to Danny and starts to become protective EDIT

HPxYYH Crossover. Have you ever wondered how Harry survived the Killing Curse? He didn't. KuronuexKurama or if you'd rather consider it, HarryxKurama, seeing as Harry IS Kuronue. Shounen ai. AU Fifth Year.

Harry Potter was actually supposed to die that day, you know. Unfortunately, for the overworked Ferry Girl who was supposed to pick him up, a wandering Youkai soul pitched in and gave him a hand, or, rather, a soul. What was his name? Kuronue? Meh.Whateva

NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.

HIATUS. After Harry's 5th birthday, his true powers are unleashed, powers so dark that Dumbledore felt the need to bind them. Fleeing the Dursleys just before his 11th birthday, he seeks refuge with his family's ancestral allies, the Hellsings. DARK. AU Crossover

HPGargoyles xover. Titania stops Demona's plan to destroy humanity by making her live life as a human, Lily Evans. How will Harry react to learning his true heritage? On Permanent Hiatus

Desperate to end the war, the All Spark chooses life amongst its creations.

One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.

A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.

SG!AU Sam receives a solid B for his genealogy report which means no car for the 17 year old Witwicky. That's okay; he now has an F-22 perched on his lawn instead.

The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.

He wonders if said "friend" will allow him to take his spiders with him. ...he figures probably not. ...That doesn't stop the spiders from coming anyway, much to his delight." Answer to my own challenge - see profile for details. TMR/HP

Destiny has something special planned for Sam

When able their time was spent together. Basking in love. Fifty thousand moments that would always be remembered. Fifty thousand ways to say 'I love you.' Fifty thousand words about them.

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

AU. A sequel to A Year In America. A routine mission turns out to be something of a headache for Integra.

Harry Potter wasn't the only person going to Hogwarts with a godparent. HP/Batman crossover.

HP/Dr Who. After discovering what looks like an ordinary pocket watch, Harry finds himself drastically changed. Chapter 3/7.

It wasn't Megatron's fault, Sam fell from the roof.

Sevitus: Ever since he was ten, Harry has had a dream every year about a violinist and a cellist. Now, he's realized what it's about.

The war is over, and Harry has made a startling discovery: he has an older brother, who is most likely a Muggle, who was adopted away before he was ever born. Crossover with Gundam Wing. Pairing: Heero/Harry Post DH, and Endless Waltz

Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart. DUE FOR REWRITE. SEEKING BETA.

This is a KenpachixIchigo -SemexUke- collection of ficlets that are one-three chapters each in length. Please read the warnings, not for underage readers. The summaries are at the beginning of each ficlet.

After the events of fourth year, Harry is kidnapped by parties unknown. Three years later, an insane mercenary arrives to help the light. Who is this man? Why is he here? Does he know what happened to the Boy-who-lived? H/Hr

A collection of Megatron x Starscream drabbles, set in the movie-verse. Rated T for safety.

AU/Vampire fic! Ch 4: Blood. So, Two Vampires, an Ice Demon, and a Depressed Ghost meet in a deserted alleyway...Nothing can go right, but it makes for an exiting read! New Chapter Up! HichixIchi

Eight year old Harry was cursed with rotten guardians. Snape is a wizard with an unusually cold disposition, which he has for a reason. Can Severus give the childhood he was never privileged enough to have to the little one?

A short story, just an idea about what could have happened if Harry had been with Nightcrawler when he met the X-Men in the second movie. AU, Complete, pre-slash Not a Nightcrawler/Harry slash pair, Sequel on Hold

A retelling of Beauty and the Beast. When someone stumbles into an enchantment hidden deep within a forest, he trades his life for the lives of one of his slaves... 1x2 shounen ai. Other characters included.

MovieVerse The Decepticons found the Witwicky family when Sam was only eight. What kind of life do you live when you've been raised by an Autobot named Bumblebee?

There are so many kinds of energy who's to say it only has one purpose? After the All Spark was destroyed, wierd things start happening to Sam. Nearly electrocuting Bumblebee is just the beginning. 2007 movieverse.

GWHP. Harry didn't realise the effects of being a magical Animagus until he shifted into a chinese dragon. 500 years in the future, Wufei visits his family home in China, and ends up meeting the rather unique guardian of the Long clan. Harry05. New ch1&2!

Buffy goes to Oregon and so does her luck in making the non-human bad guys fall in love with her.

G1. After his latest fight with Megatron, Starscream finds himself facing his true reasons for hating the tyrant. What is his hate driven by, and can there ever be anything other than hate between them? The answer shocks them both. Mature. MTxSS.

Unicron knew one thing as he looked into the enraged face. He was in love. With a sentient planet. Crap.

SLASH. Harry Potter won the war. He thought all that was left was for him to watch the magical world be rebuilt. He was very, VERY wrong. He doesn't mind being wrong so much when it means he gets to stay with Abe...

HP Mummy Returns xover. The Dursely’s took Harry with them to Egypt and then gave his life to the desert. The Gods had other plans though and Harry became a warrior of the desert, a Medjai. TO FLAMERS WHO CANNOT READ ANs THE STORY IS NOT SLASH.

Naruto Harry Potter crossover! There's more to the Hatake white chakra than meets the eye, and combined with a deadly curse the effects are improbable, at best. When realities and timelines merge, a deadly, lazy, porno addicted assassin is born.

Crossover with X-men Evolution. The Council of Twelve has decided that Sir Hellsing would benefit from a chance to finish her education and socialize with her peers without the burden of running Hellsing and send her to the Xavier Institute in New York.

Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.

HichiIchi. Chapter 10: Hichigo learns that Hollows and Kido don't mix. HichiIchi.

Slash / XOver with Labyrinth. Harry defeated Voldemort aged seventeen, and slowly found himself abandoned by the wizarding world, discarded like one of Dudley's broken toys. Where does he go from here? Now completed

Me the Allspark?.....You've been reading to much fanfiction! Go have Ratchet check your CPU! Allspark me pfft!...ridiculous...WHAT! Don't look at me like that!YOUR DELUSIONAL! BeeXbot-sam

AU OoTPxAU BLEACH Arrancar Arc. “Why didn’t you just say ‘Stabbing yourself through the heart will complete the bonding ritual’ instead of making it out like I was killing myself!” I said. “That’s because if it didn’t work you really would’ve died.

SEQUEL! GWHP crossover. The Gundam pilots plus Draco attempt to go on with their lives as usual, which isn't very usual at all. But what's this about a second prophecy? And why is Harry looking for an Heir to Slytherin that isn't Voldemort? YAOI

Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU

Naruto and Sasuke are ANBU in a time of peace. When a request comes in from England, Naruto is happy to oblige. Naruto Harry Potter crossover. SasuNaru pairing by popular vote

The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.

Crossover HPPotC. When Jack sailed into Port Royal that day, he was searching for a ship. What he found was a Selkie in hiding from his past, where he used to be called Harry Potter... Slash HPJS

Sasuke and Naruto are 16yrold ANBU, and their newest mission is by far the strangest: They need to blend into the society and protect a boy of the same age for this time of increased danger. The boy's name? Harry Potter. HpNaruto xover.

Two days after killing Voldemort and finding his friends weren't really his friends, Harry Potter committed suicide. At least, that's what Vernon Dursley told the Wizarding World. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE, CREATURE FIC. H/D or HP/SS slash -- undecided.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Jak never really has been very good with words, especially now when it comes to telling Daxter how he feels. Jak x human Dax

Elevenyearold Harry Potter finds a mysterious book in a mysterious room after sneaking out to visit the mirror of Erised. It will change his life. A Harry PotterPirates of the Caribbean xover. Set after 'At World's end' and during Philosopher's Stone.

Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.

DanxDanny. Slash. Danny has been bought in the Ghost Zone, and his only hope is his alternate future self. Hiatus.

Harry Potter crossover He is far away from home on a mission gone wrong. The road back home is a bumpy one for a young Hatake Kakashi

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

Voldemort needs to find a worthy Heir in order to assume the title of Lord Slytherin. Fortunately, he planned ahead, and his grandson Harry Potter is the perfect candidate. Sort of Severitus. Rating is for Sirius' pottymouth. No pairings.

Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.

An ‘accident’ concerning a Dementor changes Harry’s life. After OotP, non HBPcompliant. Dementorish!Harry

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

Crossover with the movie labyrinth. Jareth, 'The goblin king' gets caught up in the Dark Lords schemes, causing the goblins to finally pick a side in the coming conflict. Updated!

Now half demon, Naruto has to deal with his life being turned upside down while he lives in the place that made him that way. Naruto also struggles between getting strong to prove himself to the one who saved him, Sesshoumaru and attempting to have a life

This is the sequel to Crowbar

After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.

Blatantly ignores HBP. Harry has always been a special boy for as long as he can remember, which may or may not include the founding of Hogwarts...

"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."

The worst day of Harry's life, and subsequent happenings...involves wand explosions, severe hand injuries, and naturally a crowbar...that Harry uses to bash in some Death Eaters' heads...

Johnny Storm was a jackass and could go join Fate in the club. [JohnnyxPeter, Slash, AU, Xover with Fantastic 4]

HP crossover. We've all heard it before...Dumbledore hires our favorite loudmouthed demonboy to protect Harry Potter. But what if Voldemort gets the same idea and hires a demonboy of his own? [mild shounen ai, NARUGAA]

When Harry begins at Hogwarts, he brings a disconcerting friend, the Grim Reaper himself. WIP Chapter five substantially added to as of 1st Jan 08!

If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.

ABANDONED. They’ve made it through the summer without killing each other, but there’s far more to becoming brothers than that. AU time travel, Harry adopts Tom Riddle.

Naruto and Sasuke are ANBU and are assigned a new mission ...Get ready for cliche goodness!... To guard the school of Witchcraft and wizardry: Hogwarts, and especially a certain Potter boy... SLASH! SasuNaru HPDM!

Inoue Orihime's lessthancaring parents die unexpectedly, leaving her in a difficult situation. Her only living relatives are in England, and, if anything, they're even zanier than she is...BleachHarry Potter crossover

Duo has been hiding a secret from the world for very long time. Now the other pilots are about to discover it. Please Review GW Invader Zim crossover

AU. What if Daxter's dip in the Dark Eco had turned him into something else? Eventual het, slash, all that good stuff. Chapter 16 now up, sorry for the wait

Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.

[1x2x1] After disappearing for three years, Duo appears on Heero’s doorstep to simply spend the next two days having fun with him. Or so he claims – Heero knows better. He knows the secret behind Duo’s innocent smile… [Complete]

Revised 12-06-17. Watch as Duo chips away at the very foundation of Hogwarts as he breaks down House walls, befriends Gryffs and Slyths alike, mugglfies Malfoys, and flushes cherry bombs down school toilets. Read, laugh, enjoy. YAOI

AU- Duo is hired on as Heero's piano teacher. How will the pair get along especially when the sparks begin to fly? 1x2 yaoi

Formerly called Serpent's Riddle, AU second year. What do you do when all you ever thought was true... isn't? A slightly different encounter in a bookshop is about to force Harry to confront just that. 1st in the Ascendancy.

Unbeknownst to Heero, Relena has asked Duo to help him learn the basics of dating. However, confusion ensues, particularly when Heero starts to realize that it may not be Relena he wants to impress... [COMPLETE]

Give up? If I did that…there’d be no control. No purpose. No…living. ONESHOT finished!

Love is confusing, yeah, but this just takes the cake.

HellboyHellsingVan Helsing crossover. The Antichrist, A vampire, and a vampire hunter walk into a bar...there are jokes that begin like this, but when Hellboy, Gabriel Van Helsing, and Alucard meet in Dublin, what happens next is anything but trivial.

AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.

Usagi gets fed up with everything that's going *wrong* in her life, so she snaps. This "attidude problem" lands her in a summer camp for teens with issues...