Due to the epic amount of crack in the latest chapters, I am doing capslocky summaries for the uninformed/people too sane to see what I see on their own. Much capslock and crack follows, but ALL OF IT IS TRUE. Hoshino is a troll.

Komui hosts an interview with out beloved samurai and thinks take an...interesting turn. SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU HAVE NOT READ CHAPTER 192 of DGM DO NOT READ! T for language and blunt content ;

Xanxus is the boss of the Varia. It only makes sense that he would have his very own hit list.

KinkMeme3 Fill: Leonardo is 24 when he is accused of sodomy with a 17 year old.

- Arthur/Merlin - AU - Merlin is cursed into a figurine and watches the years pass by. He becomes a possession in the Pendragon family.

Allen disagrees with the rest of the Order, God doesn't love him, otherwise why would he be forced to 'woo' Kanda at gun point, figuratively speaking, by a crazy and overprotective General. AllenxKanda

Niccolo Machiavelli, and Ezio, and the beginnings of political science in the midst of the Renaissance.

Ezio takes his first leap of faith with his older brother.

Takes place right after the Palazzo de Medici side mission in AC2. Lorenzo sees too much of Giovanni in Ezio, and Ezio...well, he obliges. Lorenzo/Ezio.

Vongola parties were always pretty wild, but when Tsuna wakes up with a huge headache and a lump the size of his fist, all he wants to know is what the hell happened.

Oneshot. After Ulquiorra says something completely outrageous, all Grimmjow can do is deny, deny, deny.

It's the annual summer school festival and this year it's full of surprises! 4 of our favorite guys are competing for the title of Mister Namimori middle school and, oh, Yamamoto sort of accidentally confessed to Hibari... 8018

Vampire AU - A hunter who swore to slay the vampire that destroyed his family gets captured and turned. But that’s just the beginning. D18

A fish named Fred. Livers that look like Megan Fox. Flamingolike pickles. Light in denial. What more could you want in a crackfic? Oh, you wanted TWO authors? Yeah, we got that too. One Shot.

As if meeting Allen Walker weren't traumatizing enough, Kanda's nickname for the british boy is not helping his appetite.

On the same New Year’s Eve as Hana tries desperately to find a private spot where she can talk to Ryohei, she stumbles over Mukuro naked and handcuffed to a toilet. Here's what happened… 6918

News about Dino and Hibari's break up spread like wildfire, and eventhough a lot of people are pursuing Hibari to the point of stalking, he just can't stop thinking about Dino. But really, it's all just a misunderstanding. D18, one-sided 6918.

Deep in the woods, there lives a demon. One day, a blind sword-wielding maiden came to his home. Yullen. Based off 'The Ogre and the Maiden'

What does one wannabe samurai, one frilly pink dress, and a closet full of exorcists equal? Well, a little yaoi lovin', that is! Lavi X Kanda shonen ai, enjoy! Check it out even if you don't like the pairing..you still get to see Yuu in a dress

Dino wants to impress Squalo, and asks some of the Vongola Guardians for help. Dino/Squalo, slight 6918.

Really, what was the point in participating in a drinking competition when half way through they all forgot that it was a competition in the first place?

In which Lavi waves something around, and Kanda uses a questionable term. LaviYuu, sorta? Rated T for innuendos and... sorta-Lime. Pure crack attempted.

If there was anything Tsuna had learnt due to this incident, it was never pair Hibari and Mukuro up on a simple mission. Ever.

."Huh. Ever since we got back from the future, it's like some sort of… Gay time-space paradox…"

Tsuna's a new Fallen, and all the devils-in-training are after him. Why? Well, you'll just have to read to find out. There will be pairings. Lots. And shounen-ai/yaoi. You are warned.

Dino Cavallone was a liar. D18 , 6918 .

A lovely list of horrible things you can do to antagonize, torture, or otherwise infuriate Yu Kanda for your own enjoyment! Warning: I am not responsible for any deaths that may occur. Christmas Special! 204 to 250 is now up! Message me your ideas!

Hibari Kyoya, when did you learn to lie that much? D18 .

You saw him crying, you saw him forcing a smile out, you saw him doing everything but being happy. D18 , SD , 1896 , 6918 , XS .

No doubt, the Cavallone was digging for his own grave. D18 Dedicated to L-L-Love.

No," came Tyki's voice, amused and teasing, if not slightly breathless. "I want to watch you a bit longer lovely..." FOR TYKAN WEEK AND HALLOWEEN!

After going to a sleepover at Tsuna's and asking Futa several questions. Dino realizes that he isn't first in anything to Hibari and tries to confront him about it. D18 oneshot

- 3318 - AU Retelling of Sleeping Beauty - Prince Hibari is cursed to an eternal sleep when he reaches sixteen by the evil faerie Mukuro, and his only hope lies with Prince Ryohei, the excitable idiot he met in the forest.

Once upon a time, in the great kingdom of Namimoriland, lived the Evil Queen Mukuro with his stepson, Snow-bari.......... ONE SHOT, FINISHED.

My heart is beating, to keep you living. D18

“I can't breathe, Mukuro.” 6918.

-8018- AU Retelling of Snow White - Hibari, held captive as a maid by his stepfather Mukuro, escapes after his death is ordered. But not before capturing the heart of Prince Yamamoto.

Mukuro's belated birthday fanfic. “If you wanted it to be a deal, I've a need now.” 6918, light mentions of 27K and RyoHana.

Allen thinks that Kanda is beautiful in a very dangerous, heartbreaking way, especially when Kanda is exceptionally close to Lavi. Yullen, LaviYuu

Just like the classic tale everyone loves, except that this princess is actually a boy, and everyone’s favorite farm boy is actually a girl. Wait, no, sorry, he’s still a boy. He just looks like he isn’t. Yullen.

People say that, You won't learn to cherish something unless you lost it. But when you lost your memories, Just how can you cherish your old memories? You just don't remember them anymore.

Dino sat on the grass, He remembered the times when he celebrated Hibari's birthday. D18, written for Hibari's birthday.

All of the sudden, the room became quiet. The only sound you’ll hear is Hibari swallowing the sake until the whole bottle became empty. Ryohei then put the bottle down and grinned, thinking that he has subdued the “great beast”. ONESHOT DinoxHibari

The next morning, Hibari didn't care who shot who or how the hors d'ouerve table got set on fire. All he wanted to know was how he ended up naked.

Ah, there's Hibari. He found him.

One heart is artificial, controlled by the one who saved his life. The other heart is made of pure flesh, beating with life and controlled by his own will. One yearns to be saved, the other yearns to save. TykiKanda and LaviYu.

COMPLETE! Daring to look up, the young boy with the same jet black hair as the man holding him found himself staring at a group of people, all in the same black suits bearing a similar crest to his father; the crest of the Vongola.

I remember when Allen was just a little boy my master had adopted as a pet. The first time I saw him, it was love.

-D18-Part of my Candy Hearts Series- Tsuna wonders why Dino's so clumsy right now.

Hibari and Dino stucked in a closet. In Tsuna's, to be more specific, and with the guardian family close-by.

Lavi's just come to the Black Order, and he's already bored. He needs something to occupy his time. This something comes to him in the form of an irritable new exorcist with a cold glare. LaviKanda shonen ai Permanent Hiatus

Hibari has grown impatient with Dino, and takes steps. Fluff with DinoxHibari

“Hibari Kyouya is like a gaping wound, Dino thinks, something raw and painful; a gash of raw, broken red against white, white skin.” Dino, Hibari, and fixing imperfections with smiles. DinoHibari D18.

Tsuna hated Hibari. Mostly because he was the one who had to pay the medical bills. 6918 8018 D18

“I heard that the Kanda family is finding a suitable young man to wed their only daughter.” He said, smiling. “It seems that so far, fourteen had failed at fulfilling her conditions.” AU ArexKanda

Allen has been learning Japanese, much to Kanda's horror. Crack. No pairings? Warning: Massacring of a sacred East-Asian language.

Lavi has an idea which results in a mad chase with Kanda. Still running for his life, Lavi struggles to find a safe place- namely Allen’s room. And Kanda follows, without knowing a thing. Sort of crack-ish. Slight implied Yullen.

AU Not only is Kanda Yu forced to join a war he isn’t interested in, he is shocked to find that everyone is convinced he is a girl in disguise, a twisted parody of Mulan.

Kanda Yuu does not belive in love or friendship. Will a certain white-haired Exorcist change that? Gender twist.

When Allen was sent to assist Kanda in a mission, they definitely didn't expect Kanda to become a woman. shounen-ai, not het! yullen, laviXkanda, don't like don't read. Kanda's special mission now on!

Kanda gets his kicks. Lavi is not amused.

Move your hand away from my thigh now." said Kanda in a dead, grim tone. KANDA X ALLEN

A world of imagination; all inside one's head.

Hey here's a request I filled on the DGM Kink Meme on LJ! Our happy-go-lucky Lavi learns not to refer to Kanda as 'Momma'

Rinari is an evil little girl that manages to snag Allen and Kanda together in a play put on by part of the Dark Order. Arekan!

I've found that class means everything." "So this is about Kanda," Rabi said quietly. Rabi is the heir to a great mafia, Kanda is Rabi's right-hand man, and maid to Allen. Yullen! Lucky! LavixLinali!

How to properly take care of your KANDA YUU unit.

In his world, Mukuro plays a game. He loves me. He loves me not. MukuHiba 6918

Kanda and Lavi made the dumbest mistake in the world, playing poker against Allen Walker. the poker demon would have his laughs, and the fangirls would have a very pleasant mental image.

Linali's got a problem. while she is surrounded by rather attractive guys, she cant tell who's gay and who's straight! luckly....Big Brother Komui is here to help.

A songfic about Ren's life, with the Martina Mcbride song Concrete Angel. Yes, Ren is not a girl, but the song does fit. Oneshot.

Should I fold a thousand cranes for you, Ren? — oh, I see.' :HaoRen