16-year-old Sawada Tsunami wakes up one day to find up she now has a sadistic tutor in the form of an infant. Tsuna's hiding a bit of a secret from her family, though. It's not like she could just tell her mother, let alone her father, that she's in charge of a Yakuza group. First attempt at fanfic. Rated for later chapters. Crossposted from AO3. Fem!Tsuna/Guardians eventual rom

Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it." A seventeen year old is reborn as Hana Inuzuka, and the world shifts two feet to the left. No one with power stumbles through life with bloodless hands. Still, a girl has to protect her pack somehow, and if that means that I must live with the taste of blood on my tongue then so be it.

Getting murdered while trying to kill yourself is bad luck. Getting reincarnated after that is just a bad joke. But Toonami reruns and cheap commissions info have taught her this world has plenty of chances to get yourself killed. It can't be that hard. "So you're actually trying to die?" "Yes." "You know you're his nakama now, right?" "So?" "...Good luck with that." Oc/?

"What makes an Uchiha, Madara-sama?" She asks him, green eyes flashing. "Is it their famous red eyes?" In which Uchiha Madara...gains and loses the entire world, but maybe he didn't need it anyway. One sided MadaHashi/Not really one sided/It's very complicated. HashiMito. And semi-Madara x OC. It's really very complicated. Warring Clans Era. Companion to Moonrise.

James Potter went five years at Hogwarts without realizing Lily had a little sister. Hermione would have preferred if he never realized she existed. Now she's stuck, in Potter's circle of awareness, and maintaining the timeline. Not like he makes it easy, or something.

Out of all the kekkei genkai she would have liked to get, the eyes of Samsara wouldn't be her first - or second - choice. So naturally, that was the exact one she got. SI-OC/Itachi. Uchiha!SI-OC. Rinnegan!SI-OC.

/falō/ Adjective. A once plowed and harrowed field left unsown for a period in order to restore its fertility as part of a crop rotation or to avoid surplus production. A returning of cultivation to a more basic state.

When it came to Robin, the word simple would never quite do justice to the life he lived and the things he did. But when it came to Damian, the cold, arrogant, but fiercely loyal boy she'd grown to know, she found she didn't care. Damian/Oc

This is the companion/drabble partner to my fic Adoption, which is an OC-insert into the world of KHR into the Hibari family. Fun and misery and fighting under the sun! Read Adoption first though!

Sakura traveled back in time with the intent of changing everything, but something went wrong, and now she's a four-year-old civilian having nightmares about impossible monsters and losing friends she has yet to meet.

When you can't change time, but you can't go forward, what is left? Hermione learns how to be the protagonist of her own story. [Tomione WIP]

"You've got the regard of a king, and you'll be a queen easy enough in another couple of years. Why would you hope to marry a mainlander?" In which Uzumaki Kanae makes the decision to marry Uchiha Madara. He is not included in this discussion. But it really wasn't her smartest idea. Companion piece to Sunfall. Onesided MadaHashi (But not really onesided.), HashiMito, and MadaraxOC.

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

The one where Death loses one Harry Potter's soul, had a small mental break and took a vacation. A vacation as the Boy Who Lived. Because, irony. {Death!Harry, well, more like Harry!Death.} (slash, SSHP, warning: underage) STOPS AT END OF THIRD YEAR. If interested in more check out my account at AO3 (Hweianime) for the smuttier ongoing ver

In which a sick little girl changes absolutely nothing and everything. [Reborn OC]

There were those who were born great, and there were those who were born. Empirically speaking, though, weren't we all made of star stuff?

Where Madara is a terminally ill patient, and Kanae is the classmate who visits him. Modern AU. Sunfall/Moonrise 'verse.

Skull meets Tsuna earlier than anyone could have anticipated. And it changes everything. Gen, Skull-centric and Tsuna-centric. BAMF!Skull, No Pairings.

At age twenty-six, Sawada Tsunayoshi dies without regret, leaving his place as Vongola's leader to another. In another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up once more: alive, de-aged to ten, with a younger twin brother, and ... female? …What? - AU; dimension-crossing; fem!Tsuna; No pairings as of now.

Sawada Tsunayoshi is born an Omega in a world that expects nothing from his dynamic except submission. Tsuna is many things – hopeless klutz, booksmart-deficient, heir to a bloodline some people would like to keep secret – but, as it turns out, 'submissive' is not one of them. AU - Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics, All27

Sakura sees dead people. Well, two dead people to be exact. Everything changes. Sakura-centric. Indra/Sakura/Ashura

In a world where Iemitsu valued famiglia over family, Tsuna would be left in Namimori with Nana, only seeing his father once in a blue moon. In that world, Xanxus would become the head of the Varia and Reborn would be eventually sent to train Tsuna into becoming Decimo. This is not that world. (Un)fortunately. Idiotic-father!Iemitsu AU.

"When did you start to remember?" He asked next, relaxing further in his seat, which Kyo found calming. In which another lease on life is a bit more complicated than Kyo had at first anticipated. OC Self-Insert.

"Must you always disappear all the time?" "Well, if I didn't, you'd have nothing to look forward to." She was a curse, something that didn't belong in this world. She'd lived only for herself, but she'd fallen in love with a world she didn't belong in, one filled with wars and troubles, and she'd do anything to protect it. Sinbad/Oc/Kouen

Silence was familiar to her. Even in its isolation, it was where she'd found her peace- but the attention of a particularly persistent shooting guard was all it took to break that monotony. Despite it all, she finds that help comes from the most unexpected of persons... even if she can't stand how he styles his hair. Himuro/OC (UNDER REVISION- progress: 17/27 chapters)

Rumors and mysteries surround him and she wants to know: what is Tom Riddle doing inside the girl's bathroom? [OC Insert, Slow Build, Slow Burn]

Tsuna wasn't sure what would come out of this summoning lesson. He didn't expect having powerful demons scrambling to contract to him, much less having them determined to be more than just contracts. Arcobaleno27

They say honor breeds redemption, but there's no redemption for the damned. Hyuuga!SI-OC

She couldn't remember if she was a little girl, a grown woman, or some kind of wild beast. All she wants is what everyone wants- a purpose, a reason to be. The day she meets the man who embodies the ocean, is the day she chooses the path she will take in this life. Because it wasn't about her. Maybe it never was. Gen. SI/OC

"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend." In which Ienari was picked to be Decimo instead of Tsuna, but that's okay because Tsuna was always destined for bigger things than being a mafioso. Twin!Fic. Eventual R27

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

Side stories from 'Of the River and the Sea'. Includes canon snippets that didn't quite fit, AU's of the story, and crack. SI/OC. Shenanigans. It's all shenanigans.

Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Will remain unfinished. I DON'T WRITE HERE ANYMORE.

You made a mistake, shishō. If it was Naruto, he might have made peace with it. It's people like me, who keeps wanting more, doesn't know when to make peace, can't make peace. Can't live with being the only one alive. Can't handle being left behind even in death. This is no last stand. This is selfishness. Sakura-centric Time Travel where for once, Team 7 chases Sakura.

In a war-ridden dystopian society where lives are on the line, one girl braves to gather together a collection of tips and rules on surviving in this new military force alongside her brave soldiers. "Of course that's because Iwa-chan and I are in a polyamorous relationship with her!" "When did I ever agree to that?" "Trashy-kawa." Alongside her fellow dorks is what she meant. Oc/?

In an unidentifiable location of Japan, a woman named Cynthia, the founder of the Cervello and the former Vongola Adviser, dies. Some few hundred years later, in a location of Japan now known as Namimori, a baby named Noriko is born.

Ghouls were a myth, an urban legend, the story told to newbies and ex-civilians to scare them. Skull, Reborn distantly remembered, had been a nervous wreck when the topic had been broached, and he'd thought that the ex-civilian was afraid of ghouls. Now, Reborn thought he might have gotten the reason of Skull's nervousness wrong. Very wrong. Tokyo Ghoul!AU (ish).

Sakura, a sword smith, is nearly killed for what she really is: a sage, one who can animate weapons into warriors and give bodies to the souls she hears inside swords. Now a refugee in the land of Kiri she's building an army because it's her only hope for survival and maybe even happiness. SakuraKiri Sakura centric

They meet on the playground. Ron told her that if she doesn't fight for herself no one will ever leave her alone so she's just trying to follow his advice. "Are you crying?" He asks. She musters all the fury in her 7-year-old body and channels it into her voice when she speaks through the tears. "So what? I'll still kick your arse." Tomione. AU. Rated M for future chapters.

[FaNoWriMo 2017] Not one. Not two or three, but several. Most. And then eventually all. At different times, different clans take an interest in a pink-haired, green-eyed little girl who, by actions and intelligence, should be labeled a genius. COMPLETE.

To the depths of Hell. That was how far I'd go for him; my friend and savior. The thing is, when I said that, I didn't mean it literally. And when I vowed to protect him, I was expecting muggers, not demons. Oc/?

It's easier to break than mend. And so, for everything she learned to heal, Sakura learned a thousand times to end.

A post-war torn Sakura Haruno is periodically woken up by Kakashi Hatake, who seems determined to make sure she eats breakfast and not sleep in. He's not the best cook, but his half-cooked eggs are all she can stomach when she can manage to get out of bed. At least he'll read to her in bed, though his choice in literature is questionable. Rated T for depression and PTSD. COMPLETE.

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

There's a small brown haired boy that hangs around Namimori middle. Hibari had never paid attention to the boy, who was so much an outcast it seemed as if he didn't exist, until one day he realised that most people believe he doesn't. Ghost!Tsuna, platonic 1827. Complete.

Sakura's words die in her throat as the man's eyes shoot open, and the coldest red irises she has ever seen meet hers. She is hit by a wave of terrifying certainty about two things right then – that she knows these eyes better than any other and that, if he wanted to, this man could stop her heart with just a look. [Part of the Legacy of Fire series]

As Tsuna looked at Reborn's twelve year old self, he realized how much of an irony this situation actually was. Time-travel. Post-manga.

The stranger let out a soft breath, whether from nervousness or something else she wasn't sure. His blue eyes flicked to her and back over to her companion. "I know you're both probably nervous." He placated, showing his open palms. It might have been more effective if he didn't have a large, sharp looking hunk of round metal strapped to his arm. Sequel to Cracking Glass.

A day later he makes it through a full class of gym without tripping once or getting the ball smashed in his face. The week after that, his English homework comes back with a respectable 72%. It's not long after that that people start getting suspicious.

Six years. Six years after being kidnapped and finally he is found. But no longer so innocent, so naive, so pure. He's changed. But the fact he is a Sky will never. Though maybe a few elements could fill up the empty crimson stained sky? Twinfic, Slight multi-flame! Tsuna, crazyish! Tsuna, All27 slash

It isn't the dance that makes them fall. It is everything that happens afterwards. A 100-Drabble Set based off the 100 writing prompt challenge by Sunshockk on dA. TsunaxOC

Sakura wakes up in a cage with a bloody dress and no shoes, about to be sacrificed with a vampire as old as dirt. The witches are also really irritating and she doesn't understand Grecian, but it's the heated gaze of the ancient vampire that creeps her out and makes the part of her made of teeth and nails want to come out and play. Now if only he'd leave her alone. COMPLETE.

Sakura escaped the Uchiha mansion with her dignity intact, but that doesn't mean she's still not gonna kill Naruto and Sasuke. Now with the overprotective dog and the Paint War just beginning, she may yet just move in with Ino and be done with it all . . . or change her name and move—whichever comes first. Sequel to Sakura's Moronic Best Friends. Rated T. COMPLETE.

In a world where Fugaku has three sons, he wishes he'd stopped at the first one. There's nothing wrong with the youngest, it's just... The middle child.

Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)

Bellatrix Lestrange knew her son had always been an odd one. AU. SI-OC.

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

Reborn touches down in Namimori just as Sawada Tsunayoshi leaves it.

Sawada Tsunako is four years old when she remembers. It takes nine years and the catalyst that is Reborn for her to stop forgetting, but by then it barely even matters anymore - the road she's already chosen is entirely her own. Fem!Tsuna, partial OC/self memory-insert, eventual all27

When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)

Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto

In the wild country where it never snows but always freezes, the Red King marches his armies against the White Tsar. That is why Sakura is swept away from the lonely streets and the empty barracks into a car with a bastard prince and a promise of redemption, but if only she can face the demons that chased her in the first place and be what the king needs in his war. SakuraCentric

After being constantly bullied, Tsuna decides to fight back and ends up killing another. Soon he becomes stronger and stronger, pairing up with the famous Alauda to become a well known assassin. Abandoned.

Haruno Sakura's made Chuunin, but she's not really a Chuunin yet - not in spirit. Pitched into more high level missions, from here it's either sink or float. And what's this about a friendship with a certain former serial killer from Suna...?

Tsunayoshi. He has been disappointed by many and tired of everything around him. Even the sky no longer mesmerises and entrances him with its unpredictable elements. But maybe, maybe he would give one last chance. One last chance for Vongola to redeem itself. Immortal!Tsuna, All27, main Kawa27

Short little pieces in response to one sentence prompts. First up: "is there a reason you're naked in my bed?"

Tsuna comes down with a vicious case of the cuddles. (canon fic, slightly crack, platonic 27guardians, set between Inheritance and Rainbow arcs.)

Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.

What if Katekyo Hitman Reborn is a tv show? A very popular one at that. What if Tsuna was an actor, Reborn was a writer slash director and Xanxus- Xanxus is still part of the mafia? But don't worry, there is just enough drama, if not more, behind the scenes as on stage. All27, X27, minorR27, ColR, ActorAU

When it comes down to it, kindness is all Tsuna is. And kindness is just another word for greed. And in the end, as he watches the tears fall down, Tsuna does not regret it, because Tsuna is greedy, and the pacifier is greedy, and for all his kindness, Tsunayoshi is a selfish boy. Arco!27, Abandoned!27, sort of All27.

Tsuna dreams of a life he's never lived. Then he wakes up. [au]

AU. Time travel fic. "I'm sorry I was late this morning, Kakashi-sensei. I, uh, got lost on the road of life." Written in ficlets/snippets of a would-be fic. Diverges as of chapter 449. Profanity and non-descriptive violence. Sakura-centric.

Mainly Tsuna-centric drabbles from my tumblr for storage purposes. Short and unrelated to one another. Mostly gen, but with random pairings here and there. [Ch1. When Life Gives You Lemons. Ch.2 Lemonade. Ch.3 6927-Hair, and Defenestration]

When Reborn arrives at the Sawada house to place the title of a Vongola boss candidate on an unsuspecting boy, he expects a useless teen. He wasn't disappointed but why does the boy disappear to the roof of the house and stare at the roofscape around? And why was Dame-Tsuna clutching his leg like that? One that seemed to have a limp? (Parkour Tsuna)

There were just some things only little Tsuna knew which should have been obvious to others. First, he was obviously a Jedi with a fire affinity. Second, his twin didn't have a sense of humor. Third, his mother was extremely vague and married to a male stripper in the mafia. Fourth, Kyo-chan was the anti-christ and finally, he was the only sane one left in Namimori. Obviously.

In a world infested by monsters called Fiends, great Clans arose to fight the threat. Hunters are routinely called to deal with the dangers posed by them, working under the orders of their Chieftain. The new Chief is young, and inexperienced, but when dark secrets come to light, his Clan and their allies must fight to keep the peace. (Arcobaleno/27)

Namimori was always a home to Tsuna, and always would be. Even when he was a mafia boss, and even when he was more Italian than he was Japanese. Which is why, when a desperate ally begged Tsuna to protect his son, Tsuna had an idea. He would make Namimori a Mafia-sanctuary. Somewhere mafia-children could be raised, and ex-bosses could retire. Full sum inside.

"Let me put it this way, my little wildcat—what have you got to lose?" Those words would be the death of him because of how true they rang. What did he have to lose? Well, one thing was for certain. He had no idea what he was getting himself into. Arcobaleno AU. Arcobaleno27. Rating due to change. Revision complete. New chapter posted.

Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.

There is no bond like the one forged through mutual hatred of the same thing. Aka, in which Tsuna voluntarily leads a vigilante group. [AU pre-reborn. One-shot. COMPLETE]

Tsuna is a special boy who can feel other's emotions. He also has a absent father and a drunkard for a mother. When his life takes an unexpected turn at the age of five, he makes it a point to live to the fullest. When the mafia come knocking on his door, what's this poor boy to do? Arco!27, Empath!27, Child!27, mild All27. T to be safe AU

From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.

It took her a while before Sakura was convinced that she was once again in her twelve year old body, but by that time it was too late. •Time-Travel / AU•

Sometimes, being the one left standing wasn't all it was cracked up to be. SakuraxTeam7. COMPLETE.

Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru

It was a world where talents bloomed, dreams were crushed, friendships torn, and promises broken. She was a simple fool stumbling along, too stubborn to let things go, and she'd fight to get her friends back. "What are you doing?" "It's an ice cream. Don't tell me becoming an egotistical jerk made you forget that." Oc/?

Occasionally, once in a while, or sometimes for whole nights on, you can find a scrawny boy in a cat mask sitting on a rooftop, sometimes silent, and sometimes talking to himself. And whoever or whatever you are, if you'd like, he will listen you out. And if you're polite enough, he just might share his own thoughts with you.

One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.

...And keys can proclaim one's will just as well as flames can. When Reborn comes to Namimori to train a Vongola boss, he expects an average homeschooling student with no athletic skills whatsoever and an inclination to get a musical education as per the info Reborn received. Instead, he finds that everything's more serious. Sawada Tsunayoshi is a...Well-known pianist? Pianist!27

A series of vignettes and multi-chapter arcs on the makings of Vongola Decimo following where the manga left off. CH 2: "Contrary to popular belief – that Hibari Kyouya did not have parents, and in fact, spontaneously spawned from the darkest and most terrifying dredges of the world – Hibari did have parents." Rated T for language.

Since he's done the time traveling thing, it's only fair that Tsuna does the parallel world traveling thing too. At seventeen years of age, Tsuna is thrown into a world where Sawada Tsunayoshi disappeared at the age of seven and ten years down the line the Vongola is still undergoing succession issues. And the Undicesimo is the younger brother Tsuna never had. Sawada Tsunashige.

Hibari Kyoya, Protector of Namimori, resident BAMF, just don't ever EVER explain what the last two words are. There is a story behind that. Updates are sporadic but this story is not abandoned. Also, see Adoption:Sidestories.

The wind adored him. Since he was a child the wind had run her fingers through his hair, and had taught him the way of her roads. Throughout his life he had stepped into the sky with her, but always falling just short of the clouds. Now though, with Reborn in his life and fire in his hands, Tsuna finally found his wings. No pairing. Inspired by 'Wind Running'

"Kuroko." "Yes, Kagami?" "You do know that tree is on fire." "I am aware." "How'd it catch fire?" "Somebody lit it with a match." "...who?" "Me." A series of loosely related stories following the lives of the team outside of basketball. Crackish... Newest chapter 7 (Kleptomania) is up after a year?

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.

Sakura wakes up after her disastrous Chuunin exam match and starts re-evaluating. But nothing would have really changed, if Akatsuki hadn't come to Konoha early.

Upon being declared too delicate and fragile and human to be involved in 'pack affairs', Stiles backs down quietly to the flawed reasoning he's being given. And then, away from prying his eyes, he offers up his very life, the breath from his lungs, the blood from his veins, to make sure that the people he loved and cared for would be safe even when he couldn't be there with them.

'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

A series of connected oneshots set in an AU where Kuroko didn't immediately join Seirin's basketball club, and kaiju appeared during his first year of high school. When Kuroko and Kagami prove to be drift compatible, they find themselves at the helm of a Jaeger, facing monsters far worse than any they could have met on the court.

Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry

The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

30 drabbles written in 30 days. Most drabbles take place in a time travel universe where Kakashi is an irritable young teen who thinks eight-year-old Sakura is an annoying pink terrorist. Minato is benevolent and wise. Itachi, Sai, Naruto and Ino also make appearances. Besides the Time Travel Shenanigans, there's also Making Out for The Cause and Ripple Effect tropery. (Tropes!)

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

Stiles was planning on just being a fox for his entire life. Then, well, magic, true love, things got complicated. But as it turns out, he still has a lot to learn about this new world he's living in. Humanity, man. It's weird. (Or, the sequel to A Simple Life, brought to you by popular demand.)

The summer before senior year Stiles is diagnosed with leukemia. Established Sterek, but kind of minimal. Warning: Major Character Death Second Chapter is a revised version of the original.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack