hello there this is Hanna! i am a best friend of Kate who is an amazing author and has her own acount here! i think that i spelled that wrong but i dont give a shit! ok well im a vertically challenged girl and i live in ...a place... HHAHAH CREEPERS YOU CANT KNOW WHERE I AM!! sorry as i was saying i live in a place with my friend nick. he's the best. well if there is anything that seems weird thats ok... i was just drunk. but alcohol is something that has always helped writers so i say why not!? well i will post stories on here and some will include my poems that i have written includng my mst favorite "All the pretty little shadows." well i have rules for my profile but those rules are in kate's profile which is inder the name mantharella! so go over there right now! if you do in the next 2.5 seconds i gaurantee a smeak peak...TOO LATE YOU SLOW!

I have posted my new...thingy...on here! i have done this on...a day...idk i really cant remember too much right now...but nick's out again so i decided to update my whatever this is called! well im writing chapter three right now and editing chapter two. and as i was saying before alcohol is good for us demented writers! i mean edger Allan poe was a great... playwriter? and he was edicted to many things! sherlock holmes was addicted to laudnum! and andrew jackson was known as a drinking man! see these things can help you in life and acheiving high places! thats why they say that youre high on drugs! well anyways...what was i saying?

ok so me and my bestie kate love to post sutff that we like about books and in real life...thats cuz we're half sisters twice removed!! so heres some stuff that i wanted to post:)

this conversation happened at 3 in the morning with me and my other best friend andrew

andrew: yes i would love to have a blowjob!

me: ok andrew then you'll get one tomorrow:)

andrew: ok at my house?

me: yuppers

andrew:what time then hahah?

me: anytime you want andrew

andrew: HANNA IM JUST KIDDING ABOUT THIS!

me: andrew i know...god like i seriously would give you a blowjob!

andrew: i can dream cant i?

me: no

i seriously dont know why my friends think that i can be slutty! i mean yes ive snuck out to see guys, and can be a little showy and ...OH MY GOD! THEY WERE RIGHT! UNICORNS ARE REAL!!

this conversation is one with my bestie kate which you can also from her profile:)

me and kate were at petsmart and we were looking at the cute birdies that had weirdo/random facts about them on the side cage.

fact: Did you know that I am the most popular avian pet in the U.S. and that I make a good small pet?

KAte: well arent we a little cocky

me: well it is a cockatoo

kate: ...thats a parakeet

me: oh...

so me and my two friends abbey and harriet were over at my apartment and we were going to pierce a second hole on both of harriet's ears. as we were waiting for the water to boil to put the needle in we were talking...

abbey: yeah i would let you guys pierce mine but im allergic to nickel

me: oh so theres like nickel in the needles right?

abbey: yeah and like in alot of earrings

harriet...(giggles) we're not using nickels!

the bad thing was that she actually was thinking that we were talking about the coin

heres some quotes from one of my favorite books The Sweet Far Thing

"They've planned our entire lives, from what we shall wear to whom we shall marry and where we shall live. It's one lumo if sugar in your tea whether you like it or not and you'd best smile even if you're dying deep inside. We're like pretty horses, and just as on horses. they mean to put blinders on us so we can't look left or tight but only straight ahead where they lead. Let's not die inside before we have to."

"We lie there, tethered to eachother by the fragile promise of our fingers while the night grows bolder."

"Blood is thicker than water. That's what they say. But in truth, most things are."here's something my friend kate said to me once...

" Oh no it's more than that...like when he talks about christina or does something to piss you off...he's playing with you one moment, all into you the next then he goes back to loving her."

This message was very funny to me and was not intended to bring offense to others. if you are offended by this because you have a small dick than shut up and quit whining!

"Fwd fwd: the definition of disappointment is when you run into a wall with a boner and the first thing you break is your nose."

harriet: i dont get it...

me: think about it. he ran into a wall with a boner and he broke his nose first...do you get it?

harriet:...does that mean he's gay?

me: omg...it means that a guy who had a boner which means its sticking straight out, ran into the wall and his nose broke first which means that his dick was sooo fucking small that even with a boner it didnt break!

harriet: oh, im a lil slow on these sort of jokes.

me: ive noticed.