Many, many moons ago, we were normal, mild-mannered siblings who were no different from any others, and we would never have thought of reading fanfiction, much less writing the stuff (and for those who believed that you can still get London Bridge cheap), until one day the gods smote us down and handed us over to two muses, Ba’al and Shīn, who torment us to this day.

Hi, I’m SLAMU; I’m Ba’al’s perch and torturee. I’ve been an otaku since about 1999; my favorite series include Naruto, Gundam Wing, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Full Metal Alchemist.

Favorite Female Character: Hinata. She’s just so cute and huggable! Squeee!

Favorite Male Character: Treize. The charisma and the eyebrows, gotta love ‘em.

Least Favorite Female Character: Relena. How many idiots does it take to answer a question? I’ll tell you later.

Least Favorite Male Character: Sasuke. He’s a bastard in every way but the literal one.

I’m ShiCat, Shīn’s chew toy. I’ve also been an otaku since that brat up there dragged me kicking and screaming in front of the TV to watch an episode of Gundam Wing. I’ve been hooked ever since. I’m interested in many different anime fandoms but my favorite are Gundam Wing, Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, and Hikaru no Go.

Favorite Female Character: Genkai. She’s the coolest sensei out there … plus she is sarcastic, what more could you want?

Favorite Male Character: Jiraiya. He’s funny, perverted, kicks butt, and summons toads.

Least Favorite Female Character: Relena. Clingy, annoying static? Use dryer sheets.

Least Favorite Male Character: Kuwabara. Waaay too chivalrous and sugary. Also, not enough brains to fill a thimble.