WARNING:
May cause Heliophobia, random outbursts, the need for irregular and excessive consumption of babies, sugar rushes, obsessive use of the "back" button, death lasting for more than five minutes, flashbacks, nightmares, random acts of kindness, confusion, bad grammar, lack of sleep, odd visions of overweight men in pink tube tops, fear of hair loss, low resale value on your house, bad internet connections, the common disorder of seeing everyone in their underwear, blindness, mutilation of bananas, random outbursts in song, rhyming disorders, loofa attacks, hypnotic attacks from red ants upon your brain, the inability to process words, numbness/tingling in the arms and legs, fear of lampshades, obsession with light bulbs, loss of the ability to read, write, speak, hear, move, breath, think, eat, blink, and drink, and that feeling you have the second you realize you've leaned just a little too far back in you chair.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, you'll be dead.