Favorite Anime:

Chibi Vampire

Fullmetal Alchemist

Inuyasha

Bleach

One Piece

Saikono

Dragon Ball Z

Ayashi no Ceres

Tokyo Mew Mew

FLCL

Sailor Moon

Gunslinger Girl

Naruto

Fruits Basket.

Favorite Quotes:

Ed: struck out on the Philoloserpers stone again. how am I suposed to keep funding this research. money doesn't grow on trees, chief. hey, Ed, where'd you run off too? oh, there you are. I couldn't see you behind my stack of paper work. seeing in how you're so short in all. ha ha ha. (FMA)

Ichigo: if you think you're a burgalar you're not a very good one. for starters you shouldn't talk to yourself.

Rukia: you kicked me? but I can't be seen by ordinary people! are you saying you can see me?

Ichigo: well, considering that that was my foot I just planted in your behind, you tell me. (Bleach)

Chise: I'm sorry, but this is the thing that I've become. (Saikano)

Roy: dog, huh? I love dogs!

Furery: really? you mean it?

Roy: of course, dogs imbodie loyallty. they follow their masters comands above all else. be a jerk to them and they don't complain and they never once ask for a pay check. trust me Furery, there the great servants of man. loyal canine, how we saulute thy! ha ha ha! (FMA)

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

You saw Gaara and Sasuke doing WHAT?! - (In a Naruto avatar)

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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HOW TO BE LIKE ORCHIMARU

Buy some good quality facepaint to paint your face white. Almost similar to a geisha's, but without the lipstick. Try not to make stripes while adding the paint. For best results, use a soft sponge or paintbrush to apply it on your face.

Take time to grow your hair out as long as Orochimaru. Try to search photos of Orichimaru and look how long his hair is.

Try to find some good black pants to wear. They dont have to be expensive. Go to stores such as Ross, Marshalls, Target... Anywhere where things are cheap are best to buy them from.

Search the internet for a good robe with a purple robe on the back. To get the full robe, search for "Orochimaru costumes." Then they will give you the best costumes. Look at the pictures of the costume before buying it. And also make sure its from a trusted website.

Once you have bought your clothes, wear them like Orochimaru. Watch Naruto episodes at Cartoon Network or at Youtube. Since you look the part, you'll need to act the part.

Look at wikipedia about Orochimaru. They have a long article all about this fiendish fiend. Get into the evilness.

Take sword classes to get in touch with your inner-shinobi/evil man. Also, take self defense classes.Orochimaru is very skilled at fighting, so if you want to be like Orochimaru, practice

Do not threaten or kill anyone, that's against the law

Remember, you're not really evil. You are just doing it for fun.

It can be addicting to act like your favorite character.

Do not use your newfound sword and fighting powers for bad. It was for self defence.

Acting like an anime character too much can lower your social status and eventually lead to being emo.

Be careful. Orochimaru has a resemblence to Michael Jackson. You may be mistaken for a pedophile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that woud be laughing their asses off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (Only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

The end of the world has come when...

Chouji went on a diet

Jiraiya-sama has starting to hate woman

Naruto hates ramen

Hinata’s become a hooker

Ino has become shy

Shikamaru is running the marathon