Hey there!

Umm... well I'm new and I'm from Germany, so I don't think I'm gonna post any stories...

I don't want to humiliate you guys, so I'm just gonna read your stories and write comments now and then...

But I DO write fanfictions at www.fanfiktion.de ( it's quite like this site in Germany )

so if I really LUV someone's story I might ask him or her if I might be allowed to translate it for fafiktion.de

Ok...ummm.. something about me...well, I'm 16, my name is Melanie and I ABSOLUTELY LUV twilight

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

If you hate racism re-post this

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