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Author has written 1 story for Hannah Montana. haya all i have had to make new account because i stuuuppiiiddlyy forgot my password.. hay gimmy a breake it wass quite a while ago. anyway here a some facts about ME! things that i like (not in order-mabey it depends) HSM HSM2 HSM3 Zac Efron Chocolate 17 Again Hanah Montana the movie (hate to love right?) loving my cats Edward Cullen-totaly THE TWILIGHT SAGA Clothes Writimg Reading(call me a nerd but some books are real good) somethings i think are really cool, sad, loving ect... things you should look for in a guy... Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Things a Twilight Obsessed does: 1.-You hear/see the characters in your head 2.-You know vampires exist, aren’t ashamed of it and wish you were one 3.-You use quotes from the books in your everyday speech 6.-A love song comes up on the radio and you immediately relate it to Twilight 7.-You add said song to your I-pod under the Twilight Play list 8.-You dream about the book 9.-You sleep with the books cradled in your arms 10.-You no longer pay attention to your non-Twilight friends 11.-Your Twilight friends and you wish each other goodnight saying “Dream of Edward” 12.-Your sweetheart and you call each other ‘Edward’ and ‘Bella’ 14.-You added ‘Cullen’, ‘Volturi’ and ‘Quileute’ to your computer’s dictionary 16.-You organize “vampire speed races” and the last one is “a filthy werewolf” 19.-You still cry at the sad parts, laugh at the funny ones and sigh at the romantic ones even though you’ve read them a thousand times 20.-People confuse you with a vampire, not because you’re pale or beautiful but because of the shadows under your eyes 22.-You read the part where Edward leaves Bella and cry your eyes out 23.-Then you think, “Better. With Bella gone, Edward is mine.” 25.-When it’s dusk outside, you mutter “Twilight again. The safest part of the day for us…” 26.-Apples, Tulips and Red Ribbons are your new favorite fruit, flower and accessory 27.-You photo-shopped your own photo so you look like a vampire 28.-You see a Volvo and squeal with delight. 29.-You match your friends to the character they remind you of (ditto with actors, singers, random people on the street, etc) 30.-You open the book and know exactly where you are by reading two or three words 31.-When someone mentions how scary something was, you scoff and say “James and Victoria are scarier.” 32.-You believe that previous vampire myths (garlic, wooden stakes, bat wings) are stupid and obsolete 35.-You see a bite on somebody’s hand (even if it was their dog) and immediately think, “James…” 39.-You go to the zoo and think: “Hmmm. Buffet” 40.-You are laughing and nodding as you read this Quiz! If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hear the characters voices in your head copy and paste this to your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose is when it's wierd. If you agree copy and paste this onto your profile. If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song ~I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree ect.-Personally, I like this version bettter to your most favourite song copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that twilight is the best book known to man... copy and paste this to your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you are anti social sometimes copy this to your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin" If you have embarrasing memories that make you wack yourself/someone else copy this to your profile If when you have a child you'd consider naming them Edward, Bella, Alice... etc copy and paste this to your profile. If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you copy and past this to your profile. If you didn't know that ABC has the same tune as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star copy and paste this to your profile. If you are in love with one of the twilight characters copy and paste this to your profile. If you are team Cullen copy this to your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, but it IS downright hilarious, copy this into your profile If you think that losers hate/don't get the Twilight series, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can’t appreciate Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again.Crazy is when you first read twilight you push the book in everyones faces and yell out EDWARD .Crazy is also when you pretend to skate in your bathtub in your bare feet with soap. Crazy is when you run around the house screaming that you have lost your mind. Crazy is when your friends/family are scared of you because you are suddenly cheerfully then not. Crazy is when all you can talk about is Edward cullen or Troy Bolton..If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list TWILIGHT OBSESSION cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Girls funny/true stuff. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days” Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. EMO kids have cool hair. EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists “Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go. “Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world. Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set. The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Music is love in search of word. Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them? Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? “Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?” Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it? “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” Assassination is an extreme form of censorship. You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" I smile because I have no idea what’s going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I’m the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys and friends before love. I don’t obsess! I think intensely. Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. When I say LOL I’m not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Stupid shiny Volvo owner. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.” Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else” “Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.” “I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.” “What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.” “Guns don’t kill people. I do.” “A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying ‘Man, that was fun!’” “If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.” A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. Unfortunately, you can’t die of a broken heart. “He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.” “Don’t judge a book by its cover or a person by their scars” “It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.” “It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.” “You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too”. “To die is nothing but a long goodbye.” if you think all of this is true/funny then copy it into your profile. If you think Zac Efron is the hottest guy of all-time, copy and paste this into your profile. ZDAEOCD-Zachary David Alexander Efron Obsessive Compulsive Disorder-...do you have the disorder too? If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile This poem is really sad so be prepared... My name is Chris. I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe i'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM Stories i am writing a story called "Can it really be?" and it's my first ever fanficit about a girl called miley and she loves to act she gets scouted at her school play... i dont want to tell you all whats going to happen as if if you do what to read it, it will ruin it so if anyone wants to give me a few idieas i will be sure to metion your name in my A/N . and i am sooo terrified to put the 1st few of chapters up beacause you all might hate it. :( so again if anyone does want me to post it email me and ill be sure to update my story often. :)) |
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