Hi guys! hope you like my stories! I know they aren't the best and maybe not even close to it, but i give it a try and i hope that somewhere,someone likes them. Anyway...i don't have talent at writing. After reading so many good stories, i finally decided to publish something too.

About myself? Sometimes i'm stubborn,sometimes not,i'm opinionated, mostly weird.I'm shy,moody and selfish.I listen to different type of music. I'm thinking a lot about my future.I'm a hardworking person, or so my family and friends say and i really love to read.

Name:Andra-Mihaela S.

Age:22

Music:2ne1,Mblaq,4minute,Hadouken,Breaking Benjamin;Korn;Adema;Papa Roach;Drowning pool;Three days grace;Within Temptation;Tarja Turunen;Evanescence;Pendulum;Mt Eden;Thousand foot krutch;Hollywood Undead;etc.

Fav character:Madara/Sesshoumaru/Itachi/SessMom

Least favorite character: Izayoi

Fav couple: SessKag;MadaSaku;ItaSaku;SasuSaku;MadaHina;ItaHina;SessMomInupapa;. *

Fav anime: Naruto

Inuyasha

Yu Yu Hakusho

Bleach

Vampire Knight

Books:Memoirs of a geisha;Shogun;The pelican brief;Tai-Pan;etc.

Put this on your

page if you love

Naruto!

Pick the ones that fit you (italicized and bold= stuff for me)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm FAT so I MUST smuggle chips into my classes.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I have EMO FRIENDS so I MUST be emo as well.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm a BRUNETTE WITH BLOND HIGHLIGHTS so I MUST be a wanna-be.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck-up.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE VIDEO GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be plotting to take over the world.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus Wuz A Brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.

I hate SHOPPING so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican.

I like ROCK MUSIC so I MUST be a druggie.

I play CHESS so I MUST be a nerd.

I have a LOT OF FRIENDS so I MUST be bribing them with sex.

I have a FEW FRIENDS so I MUST be a freak.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.

REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.

REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.

REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask if you're alright.

REAL FRIENDS: Run away screaming: "GET OUT OF THE WAY! SHE'S PISSED!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.

REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.

REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.

REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.

REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.

REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.

REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.

REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.

REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.

REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.

REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.

REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.

REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.

REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."

REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.

REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and bitchslaps the mothafucker that causes the 3rd.

Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid litte shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder.

I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the shit out of him.

You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us.

I only seem like a smartass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumbasses.

Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.

Trust no man, fear no bitch.

Hating me won't make you pretty.

Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a destraction so I can punch you in the face.

MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?

May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as hell won't.

It's a beautiful day... now watch some asshole fuck it up.

I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face.

Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.

He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.

Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i together

Woman: Really, I’d put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they’re amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost

this…

If you don’t resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS “female comebacks”

Girls Don’t realize these things;

I’m sorry

that I bought you roses

to tell you that I like you

I’m sorry

that I open your car door,

and pull out your chair like I was raised

I’m sorry

That I’m not cute enough

to be “your guy”

I’m sorry

That I am actually nice;

not a jerk

I’m sorry

I don’t have a huge bank account

to buy you expensive things

I’m sorry

I like to spend quality nights at home

cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I’m sorry

I would rather make love to you then just screw you

like some random guy.

I’m sorry

That I am always the one you need to talk to,

but never good enough to date

I’m sorry

That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn’t get mad at you for puking in my car,

but when we went out you went home with another guy

I’m sorry

That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,

but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I’m sorry

If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I’m sorry

If I don’t answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I’m sorry

that you can’t realize.. I’ve been the one all along.

I’m sorry

If you read this and know somebody like this

but don’t care

But most of all

I’m sorry

For not being sorry anymore

I’m sorry

That you can’t accept me for who I am

I’m sorry

I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good

enough to make it in your world.

I’m sorry

I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for…

I’m sorry

That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I’m sorry

That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I’m Sorry

That I cared

I’m sorry

that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you’re complaining, maybe look up to see who you’re complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head “Why won’t you give me a chance?”

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you

If You’re one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as ‘Girls Don’t Realize These Things’ I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

Copy and paste:

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Ooh, you mean like Sesshomaru and Itachi and Gaara and…)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 percent who hasn’t, copy paste this in your profile (Never gonna…)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn’t cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you’re part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. (I don’t even know who that is…)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you’re part of the five who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. MidnightAngelJustForYou

If you’ve ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile. (every single day!)

If you’ve ever copied something from someone else’s profile, copy this onto your profile!

Paste this into your profile if you’re a procrastination addict.

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both…copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head… copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. (I rest my case…)

If you think life without computers is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve read other people’s profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile. (That’s why I visit ‘em)

If you love Yu Yu Hakusho so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer’s Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. (Actually, just one review will send me over the edge…)

If you’re anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.(Define normal)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.

If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight put this on your profile

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don’t have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you’re stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin’ Trix, copy this into your profile (I say it every time…)

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: MidnightAngelJustForYou

25 Things my wonderful Mother taught me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of

next week!”

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

“Because I said so, that’s why.”

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the

store with me.”

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

“Stop acting like your father!”

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t

have wonderful parents like you do.”

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION

“Just wait until we get home.”

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

“You are going to get it when you get home!”

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

way.”

19. My mother taught me ESP.

“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don ‘t come running to me.”

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

“You’re just like your father.”

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

Random Quotes!

EMO–Extravagently Made Origami

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you’re older than me by mere months, but when you’re 30 and I’m still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

They say “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you’d kill too many people

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door…

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I’ve got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I’m not paranoid… WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Utter randomness!!

If you’re going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering ‘Where the heck is my roof?’

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you’ve been to. But first, I’ll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn’t fall down.

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, “Darn, we sure messed up!

Why is rap so named? Becasue the’c’ fell off at the printer.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an ‘s’ in it?

Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

“Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?” – Paris Hilton.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It’s always the last place you look…of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I’m the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Constipated people don’t give a crap.

What do you mean I’m dead? I’m here ain’t I?

This is Bob :) Bob likes sharp things, Bob likes you, I suggest you run from Bob.

Music is like candy – you throw away the rappers.

(I do not claim any of these. And for references I am in fact a Cancer. Copy and paste your sign.)

AQUARIUS - The Slut

(1/20-2/18)

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict

(2/19-3/20)

EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One

(7/23-8/22)

Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.

(6/22-7/22)

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One

(3/21-4/19)

Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits

(11/22-12/21)

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One

(4/20-5/20)

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life

(9/23-10/22)

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One

(12/22-1/19)

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One

(10/23-11/21)

Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not

repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One

(8/23-9/22)

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar

(5/21-6/21)

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships,

Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

-2010

Pein/Pain - Nagato

[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc. Not really..usually I'm the one giving advice to them...

[ ] -I have (a) piercing/s. that would be cool...sigh

[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn. thank God no,I'd look like hell:)))

[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray. I WISH!

[X] -My closest friend is a girl.

[X] - I'm a very secretive person.

[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3] OK man!!_

Konan

[X] - Most of my friends are guys.

[ ] - Origami RULES! It's nice but it's not for me.

[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects. I know only the basis,which isn't really much..

] - I love flowers!I DO have a fav flower,but only that.

[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy. Nope.

[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.

[X ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3] That's more than I expected.

Itachi Uchiha

] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.No sibling here!YAY!

] -Many people find me attractive.

[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age. Everyone tells me that.-

[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.

[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.

[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.

[ ] - My natural hair colour is black. I WISH!

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4] WOW!!

Kisame Hoshigaki

[X] - Sharks are AWESOME! Meh.

[ ] - I like gore :3 Meh.

[ ] - I dislike my own appearance. NO!I'm perfect just the way I am!

[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.

[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.

[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender. Uhm, no.

[ ] - I like water sports. Not really.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3]

Sasori

[X] - I look young for my age.

[ ] - Puppets are fascinating... -_-

[X] - I'm very impatient.

[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno. First I hated her, then liked her, and lately I've been disliking her.

[X] - My Grandma annoys me.

[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.

[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 5] Okay, a lot more than I expected.

Deidara

[X] - I'm an artist. Writing is an art :3

[X] - I like and appreciate art.

[X ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.

[ ] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey) Unfortunately, no.

[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends. NOT ANYMORE! HAHAHA!

[ ] - I hate Tobi. NO!

[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me. Nope.

[Deidara Score: 3] It's ok:D

Kakuzu

[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.ALWAYS HAVVING MONEY ROCKS!!!

[X] - My eyes are either green or hazel.

[ ] - I have had stitches. No, luckily.

[ ] - I hate Hidan. NO, how could you hate that guy? He's fucking hilarious!

[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off Eh, yeah, little kids.

[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends. Nope.

[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned. Nope.

[Kakuzu Score: 3] INTERESTING...

Hidan

] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.

[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.

] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.

[X] - I am religious.

[X] - I am very strong-willed.

[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before. I was just a small kid,so give me a break!.

] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 3] Holy crap?

Zetsu

[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides. That would've been awesome though.

[X ] - Nature is AWESOME!

[X ] - I'm usually alone.

[X] - I don't mind the company of others.

[ ] - I don't have many friends.

[X] - Tobi is not that bad. Agreed. He's THE BEST!!!GO MOON'S EYE PLAN!

] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4]

Tobi

[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.

] - I have a particular person who I like to pester. I have several, actually. And they're all my friends. :3

[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.

[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.

[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.

[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! NO, HE'S NOT. That's why I like him.

[Tobi Score: 2]

Orochimaru

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.

[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.UNFORTUNATELY..

[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!

[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.

[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!

[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.

[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru score: 4]

Apparently, I'm a mix ofSasori,Orochimaru,Kakuzu and Itachi. What the fuck?

Who is that girl

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up"

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

No one believes in the probability of a GaaSaku in the show. If you believe it, then copy and paste this in your profile.

Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "We belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "We definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" Picking someone up off their feet = "That they love them fully and would do anything for them"

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance. I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws. I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities. I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change. I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth. I don't care if you're different, everybody is. Repost this if you agree with it.