An experiment. Discworld will happen here, certainly, but there will also be aspects of Terry Pratchett's non-Discworld novels, the Johnny Maxwell trilogy. The author has written a younger version of himself in as a male "Mary Sue". forgive me...

A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna

ConWorth series. Part VIII: One of these days, Conrad's Suck will reach critical mass and he will be forced to undergo character growth.

There was a Sam Vimes she knew, who went out and came home again, and out there was another Sam Vimes who hardly belonged to her and lived in the same world as all those men with the dreadful names.

This is new. Maladicta x Polly, fangplay, smut.

Neither Polly nor Maladicta wore the female uniform long. Polly/Mal

Slash, Holmes/Watson. Really good justifications for adultery.

A "Discworld Noir" set in the early days of Lance-Constables Colon and Vimes, S., of the City Watch. Like many old soldiers, Colon has flashbacks to old battlefields. He also has Quirke as Watch Sergeant and deals with a battered wife living on his beat.

The Hurt Locker Fiction: It hurts too much to watch this, but he just can't look away.

Spencer's different. This, he should be used to … It should be simple, but it isn't." Genderqueer!Reid fic; WARNING: explicit discussion of gender identity issues, several possible triggers.

Slash, Holmes/Watson. Watson is a degenerate gambler and a reluctant romantic and the least reliable narrator in the history of the written word.

/A hard boiled egg, for Sergeant Keel. How’d he known that Keel liked his eggs runny in the middle with toast soldiers, anyway?/ Lance Constable Vimes is about to find out, and face his own inner Beast - or rather, his future self's.

The Tenth Doctor lands on Discworld, coming to the attention of Lord Vetinari. Not unexpectedly, things are not as they seem and a simple chess game gets rapidly out of hand. Continuation possible; think of it as a pilot episode.

How do we become who we are? Watson ponders deeply.

Drumline/drabble - Picking up the shards of your sophomore year, you wonder how it could've been.

A little oneshot crossover for anyone else who has noticed some similarities between members of our favourite CID and Ankh-Morpork’s finest. My two favourite policemen have a chat…

[one shot] I kept telling her to chill out, be cool like he says, but I don't hear myself sayin' it. All I know in me head is my old man, standing at the front 'a his little church, glaring down at me as I swat all the flies buzzing in the heat.

Five things Elizabeth Bennet never wrote Fitzwilliam Darcy. Not quite love letters, but he reads them as such anyway. Of Crayola and Tigger and sawing off testicles. [p&p]

People have many reasons for fighting the fight, and sometimes the best reasons come from the most unexpected sources. Better not to question them. Eighth Doctor, Time War, on the eve of the Big Bad.

Mr. Pink and Mr. Brown the day before the robbery. Mr. Pink POV. Slash gone horribly awry.

Life as chess. The pieces set. Breda recalls how he became Roy´s. Breda-centric. Spoilers for the whole manga.

Baker Street, 1937. A young nurse cares for an aging Doctor Watson, and is there when he is finally reunited with an old friend.

Fighting is like dancing and Vimes as Keel watches himself do something he knows he'll regret.

I'd say it's dark, but it's on fire. I'd say AU, but Pterry himself had suggested it, kind of. It _is_ a Jingo alternate history sketch in rather terminal harmony. Bite me. (And then read the reviews for belated Author's Notes '-)

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop. [J/S, sequel to "Women" and "Men"]

"God give us men." [J/S, sequel to "Women"]

"And we really all are women here, when all is said and done." [J/S]