Howdy-doo. My FF name is phee-babe, and my real name is Phee (My mom is a freak, forgive her). I look like a fourteen year old, but i am really a 70 year old ;)~. Born on March 7. I am average, with long black/brown hair and eyes that cant decide if they're green, brown, or hazel. It is seriously irratating. Who want's undecided eyes? I have baby fat on my cheeks, but I am what people call a beanpole, sickly thin with no boobs. :( I also have the disgusting habit of chewing on my nails, which I am trying to stop. I fell off that wagon three days ago when my friend took me out to watch a horror movie. I have serious people issues, and I am very quick to get mad.

Horror movies: I AM NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH THEM. I WATCHED THE COMMERCIAL FOR THE GRUDGE, AND I HAVENT USED MY CLOSET SINCE. SERIOUSLY, I HAVE HORROR MOVIE PHOBIA.

Little advice about me: dont pick a fight with me. No, not because I am the toughest Badass that you will ever meet, but because you will most likely win, and I hate losing.

Books: TWILIGHT, right at the top of the list. Sorry all you haters out there, but I love those books. I have read more this year than my father has in his whole life. My new years resolution is to read two thousand books by september. # I am currently at? 1043. Anyways, I love a whole lot of books, and I dont remember most of them until you describe them. I liked City of Glass, Obernewtyn, Runes, Eragon, and The Host. All are brilliantly written, and I suggest them :)~

Little quirks: I am a freak, and I am proud of it. My little posse of friends include Sylvia, LeighAnn, Anthony, and Shannon. A Goth (She refuses this title, and says that she is not a goth. Yeah, and my sister doesnt steal money from me when she thinks I'm not looking), a Preppy slut (Her words, not mine.), a Proud Gay Guy (No mother, I do not think that he is going to drag me straight to Hell along with him for advertizing it like that), and a Guy Proof Geek (And she wants to keep it that way. She has taken an eternal vow of chastity O.o. That there is enough to tell you there is something wrong with her). Oh, and including me, Phee, the Book Nerd. Please, try to imagine it as we all walk around the school halls together. You cant, can you?XDD We love how different we are, and we dont want your sympathy.

Religion: I am a part of several religions, like Bhuddism, Cathlism, Mormonism, Jewism, and Spongebobism. I am not a strict Bible person, although my mother is. I love (Like a brother) my gay friend, and no, I do not think he is the embodiment of evil. My mother has tried her hardest to separate me from him, and has had no avail. He is the coffee to my monday morning:)) Dont judge my beliefs, Because i have none and many.

Pets: my two kittens are the essence and embodiment of my soul. I call them Fatty and Fattie. Mom named them something rediculous, like Phoebe and Tennille, but when has she ever been good at naming animals? (Or people, for that matter :(~ ) I love every animal that crosses my path except for two little papillions named Jessie James and Jane Doe. Jessie pees on everything, and that's not very endearing. Jane is a spaz who'll bite you as soon as she catches whiff of you. Other than that, I cant get enough of animals.

Music: I love a whole lot of music, and my favorite song is "The Little girl" by John Michael Montgomery. no, i am not a country fan, but i love the lyrics. they give me goose-pimples.

PISCES - The Dreamer ~ (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secret and vague.
Sensitive. Does not like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish.
Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years bad luck if you do not forward.

Weird conversations:

Me: Hey LeighAnn? What Twilight Team are you?
LeighAnn: Whaddya mean?
Me:Are you team Edward(Vampires) or Jacob(Werewolves)? Or are you like me, Team Switzerland?
LeighAnn:Oh, anything supernatural scares me. I am totally rooting for Team Mike!
Me: O.o...

P.E.
Me:Hey Anthony?
Anthony: Yes, My little turtle dove?
Me:... Ookay... have you ever declared your love to a girl? It's fun!
Sylvia walks in unexpectedly unaware of my plan
Me: Sylve, I am in love with you. I would rather die than live without you.
Sylvia abruptly turns around and leaves, not even looking at us
Anthony and I die laughing.
Shannon walks towards us: Hey, what's up?
Anthony turns to her: My little Capooshky, I love you like Phee loves her millions of jars of pickles.
Shannon: O.o. Dude. i thought you were gay. And I am not allowed to love you, for i have taken a vow of chastity.
Anthony looks at me, laughing: You're right. This is fun.

Akwardest conversation ever:
Home, Me -14- Eating chicken, mom reading the newspaper:
Mom, Out of nowhere: Phee, i want to talk to you.
Me, unknowingly: What about?
Mom: Sex, Phee. I want to tell you about Sex.
Me, Fall off of chair and choke on chicken

I am Team I Live Right in the Middle of Switzerland, Where it can get Extremely Hot (Werewolves) on Certain Days, and Extremely Cold (Vampires) on Others. Right Now? It's So Hot Outside, I Cannot Even Remember the Cold.

:DD Enjoy!