Hi I'm Shy Panda call me Panda, Rosebud or Shy

So here is my basic info

I'm a girl (although my nephew doesn't think I am he says I'm his aunt tastes not a girl or boy), I'm old enough to smoke never will though its nasty. I live in a small town in the Appalachian Mountains in American. I am proud of my very country accent. I know I'm insane and I love it. My mom has now band me from randomly saying odd movies quotes with the threat of having me mentally tested. I used to wright poetry when i was younger but not any more. Spelling and grammar are my natural enemies I have a horrible trouble with both and now praise whoever invented spell check.

I am not a morning person i can be up and semi-functioning if need be but i like me sleep and have been cursed with being an extremely light sleeper. You do not touch me to wake me up i will hit or kick you without meaning to it is a natural reaction. I have been told my glare is almost as bad as my hit. (I honestly think there extravagating )

I love reading and writing ( though I have trouble finishing stories) the outdoors, and any all animals with the exceptions of crickets...they terrify me I will run away screaming at the top of my lungs if one comes near me and spiders but not as bad, although will hold snakes and be fine.

I read almost anything and love movies. I'm currently obsessed with transformers and criminal minds. I also love finding new music.
I have a dog that thinks he is human but is a chicken most of the time. I also have 2 cats that I swear have ADD and acts like a dog.

I'm straight and supports gays and lesbians, in fact I love reading yaoi.

Quotes that i love

When everything is going right you have obviously forgotten something.-unknown author

accept it some days your the pigeon and some days your the statue

Why take life seriously no one gets out alive any way.

1. Social Life

2. Good Grades

3. Adequate Sleep

Pick 2

(welcome to college)- bumper sticker

But I want to maul - one of the sabors in Ice Age 1

My Sister: Andre (snaps fingers)

Andre : (comes in) Yes dear

Me:Oo You have your husband trained better than I do my dog

My sister: I know right

One of my friends during a weird conversation : how did we get on this topic again?

Friend 2: PENIS!!

Random teacher walking by: Oo (shakes head)

Me:-_- ' sometimes I don't want to remember how we started this

Me: (quite squeals jumping brushing at my arm)

Friend: What is wrong with you?

Me: spiders

Friend:snickers

Me: Oh come on guys this is not that scary

Friend S: you just say that because your behind us

Me: I'm not walking near the edge of the path one of you will push me as you take off running

Friend Q: (stops and points to a guy in werewolf costume)

Me: go on we see him he knows we see him (pushes them from behind)

Friend Q: well why don't you go up and hug him then if your so confident

Me: okay (walks up to him) can i have a hug (hugs him and walks on)

( I did this on the night before Halloween when me and my friends went on a haunted trail. The guy followed us for about 5 mins after I hugged him.)

Me: you didn't see that (I just spit out soda from the top of my straw)

Friend: Yes I did

Me: Damn

Whatever is wrong with you I bet its long and hard to pronounce.

Me; stumbles

Friend: gravity working/ testing gravity

Me: yep still works were good

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular.Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool.Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name.Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, mysticdesertrose, SuspendedSilverWing, ilovewriting23, Sabertron15, shypanda