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Hears some random quotes by allot of different peoples!! Quote # 1: " i like pigs as to how pigs like the taste of barbies"by me Quote # 2: "mew mew mew” by my cat(lol my cat im so board) Quote # 3: "fat cats need hats” by me Quote # 4:" to be or not to be" shakespeers hamlet Quote # 4: " i love tofu !!" by me (lol) Weird Random things that I have know idea what to call them ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ 88888888_ _ MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
the start!! this is dum and funny and emotional at the same time Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind? sakura;relly sasuke;yes thay go to sasukes house and git it on!! the end!! 1. Sakura 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? After Sasuke slips out of their grasp again, Naruto thinks its time to step in and fill the hole in his beloved cherry blossom's heart. LOL I'm so lame xDD. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? I really don't know. xD 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? MY POOR, VIRGIN, EYES! 20) How emo is Seven? Emo. But not as emo as Sasu-cakes and Ita-kun. Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!! sry but thar no in order 1) How emo is Seven? Very much (its orochimaru) 2) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Dangerous 2. is itachi 8 is konan 11 is suigetsu 3) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Paper moon by soul eater (8 is konan) 4) If you wrote a ten/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?715) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?uhhh I don’t want to answer that 10 is kissime 12 is jugo 6 is dedireia) 5) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? yes I am not mentoning who 6) Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? idk 7) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Scary 1 is pein 11 is suigetsu and 4 is sakura so sakura deflowering Pein interesting that’s gonna be my next fic lol. 8) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
l9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Yes im making one now 1 is Pein and 8 is Konan. 10) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? If im a guy well she is the most hot 4 is sakura 11) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. To long im to lazy to make a summry maybe some other time 12) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?0…… uhh 7 is orochimaru and two is itachi and and 12 is jugo soo orochimaru would first freak out that his sound ninja is doing it with a akatsuki than he would “fetch” sasuke to kill itachi but they will end up doing a foursom 13) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 14) Do you recall any fics about Nine? 15) Would Two and Six make a good couple? 16) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 17) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic besides your own Sweet Dreams are made of these Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas, everybody looking for something. Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to be used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused by you. - Eurythmics Lately, nothing passes by me. A heavy hand is holding me down. And praise is just an unfamiliar sound, to me. All this meaning. This, direction feel like it, Pulls me away. Its hard to just forget, what they say- to me. - Unfamiliar, Birthday Massacre Hold me, Whatever happens later this morning, is a little later on. Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all. Nothing's like before. -Simple and Clean Utada Hikaru Think twice before you touch my girl. -Eve 6 LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF YOU ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) YOU MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD... 1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong 2 - ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding 3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia 4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk 5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni 6 - DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan 7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni 8 - I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat 9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim 10 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching 11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King 12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now 13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo 14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka 15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu 16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa If this made you laugh...put it in your profile You know you live in the twenty-first century when... 1. 5th. graders cuss. 2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item 3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has. 4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car. 6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true." 7. You were too stupid to read number 5. 8. You just went back to read number 5. 9. You find number 5 isn't there. 10.You start laughing. 11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever! 1.Cover your mouth with your hand 6. Tomorrow will be the best day ever You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace or a youtube 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that and you know you did 21 ways to keep your level of insainty 0:At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down 2:Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3:Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4:Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5:Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso 6:In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7:Finish all your sentences with" In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8:Don't use any punctuation 9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO" 12:Sing along at the opera 13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' ,than show up with no warning 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell " I WON, I WON" 18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives they're loose" 19:Tell your children, or younger sibling that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: if you notecd i did not # #1& its 0 insted your smart..(lol) 21.And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is. ...Copy this and put it on your profile Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! Replace Karin with Ino or any one else if you hate them too :) Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex" RANDOM!! i found this on someone elses profile. i put X's beside the stuff i do! You know you're obessed with Naruto when you.. Live by a strict diet of only ramen.x Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree. X(it didt work my hairs to dark it ended up a real dirty blood & i dint feel like bleaching it)(and the tree thing I fell like after I ran a few steps up owe) Call your semester exam a chuunin exam. X Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation X Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. X Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". x Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. X Tell your friends about your dream to become -insert name of county here- kage! X Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. X Start adding the words -chan and -kun on the end of your friends' names. X(ive done that for a while) Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. X Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.x(it took me days to find one at first I pasted a pic of a frog on my wallet) Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.x(it took me a year just to git itlolz) Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. Start to call your teachers Sensei. X Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. X(I got intirugated) Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. X When someone asks you who your dream guy is and you say sasuke.(i said itachi)x Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.x Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. X Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sasuke. (like i said i like itachi so. yha for itachi)x Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. x Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it. X Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome X Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko (I put either Sasuke or Itachi) in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend. X List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. Can spout out a random character quote on command. XXXXXXX (compleatly yes) Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. X Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!". X Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.x Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.x(good thing it was not poisonious the doc was like what the hell are you doing lolz) Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere X Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. X Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness' Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". X You eat Ramen all day every day. You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese. X You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days. X You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.x You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence. X You cover half of your face with a mask.x(for a whole week) You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites. X You try to walk up trees using your feet only. X (Didnt work, though...) You draw whiskers on your face. X(for like a day) You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.x(it didt work so i just stick to other peoples wep sites lolz) You draw black circles around your eyes. X You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.x You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it. X You run with your arms behind you. X You have read and written Naruto fan fiction. X ...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video . X You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!" X You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face. X You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight. X You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee. X You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese. X (i am jap i know what thir saying so sorry im not fair but still)_ You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.x(so friggin heavy) You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage” X Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat (i am jap) Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world. X so me You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.x(wll if I get the system ill always have a game 4 it) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.(i will whan i git a new dog) You tell people your dream is to be Hokage. X You replace your backpack with a giant gourd. You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.x ...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.x You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. X (exept i painted it upside down...) Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out. X You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.x You give people the 'nice-guy' pose. You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!" X You have to put on a headband before a major competition. X ...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals. X You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu X You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only). (im a girl so no i put on guy close and say the same thing no you can not git a pic) You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.x(it hurt and know its permant lolz) You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".x You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before. X (More like 2 and a half hours...) Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited. X so me You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member. X so me but they win You try to make pairings between characters. X me You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'. X (didnt work...) You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode. X so me You carry puppets with you9thir had puppits but it still counts). You call your group of friends a "three man cell". X "Art is a Bang" X (art teachers love me!) Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.x You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.x The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.x You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto. X You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces. X You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face. X You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.x(i keep plastic bugs) Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM. X me You spy on girls and call it research. You try to summon a frog in biology class.x me ...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.x You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".x(thir so slimmyy !!!!!) You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people. (not me i am jap) You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke. (no itachi)x You have a pet pig named Tonton.x(I got it as a cute piglet but know hes fat) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.x You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode. X You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese. X You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese. X You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission. X You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”x You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique. X You start making hand signs. X ...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!" X You try to sign a contract with blood.x(i did not git that job) You hit people over the head if they say something stupid. X You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.men tsk tskx(im a girl too ,lol) You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto. X You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool. X(a whole lot of ppl recognized it)(btw.. I was at manga-conXD) Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan”x (it burned) You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)" X(yha i think i did blow fire i was at the hot suce in key west home to the hotst hot suce and that was the one i chose wich was a bad idia since i cant even take wimpy suse i drank a hole gallon of watter then got kicked out of the store lolz) You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay XXXXXX i will kill them!! You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal. X so me You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld X You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim X You thought Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left X You think Byakugan looks a little painfull X You even write in Adult Fanfiction so mex You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden XXXXXXXX thay are soooooooooooo hot You make up your own little Naruto world in your head X You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all X Your new favorite color is orange(my fav is black) You've considered medical school and dyed your hair pinkx(i coserd it even thpou i hate pink lolz) You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto X ...And also try to add to this list as well X Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. X (the cliff was only like 3 feet though...and above a lake) Start to call your teachers Sennin. X Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. X i so do thay make me cry for hours Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. (no I luv itachi) Read manga 24 hours non-stop. X Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.x Try to walk on top of a hot spring. X Write your name in blood on a big scroll. x You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.x(thir friggin heavy) You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.x(im not capeable of that yet lolzi tried a rock) You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha clan.x You always wear green, skintight clothes. You dye your hair white and spy on girls. You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.x You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.x You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.x You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.x(not pyethons I used black racers do not use pythons and if you do do this make sure you have some one with you that knows frst aid and you must not be afrid of paine) Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"x You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.x Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.x You faint when someone touches your forehead.x(it took m a while to learn how to do that now I can faint on command)_ You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees. You try to kill your brother every day.x Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.x You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.x You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.x You always wear an orange jumpsuit. You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.x You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".x You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.x. You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.x(i have pracktice do not try this with out practice) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"x(with a marker). You always carry a large fan behind you.x(heaaaaavy man I tell u the things I do for naruto) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.x In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"x(I got grounded) Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.x Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.x(I used temmmparrly I did not want to tat my face) Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.x Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.x When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.x When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.x You name your pig Ton-ton.x You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.x You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.x You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.x You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.x You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.x You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.x When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.x You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.x You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.x You have a frog wallet.x Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.x You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.x Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.x You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.x You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.x You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouthx When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.x Poems & Short Stories ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ Some persons Emo Poem idid not wright it ╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your You diss Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end especialy this one: ██▓▒░ ░▒▓████▓▒░ ░▒▓█████▓▒ A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty , he said... no . She asked him if he would want to be with her forever ...and he said no . She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry ? and once again he replied with a no!... She had heard enough . As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl:Slow down, i'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people кιѕѕ мє gєηтℓу...××× SLOW DANCE Do you run through each day Ever told your child, When you run so fast to get somewhere gift... Thrown away. Life is not a Girls The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. 35 Things to do when your in Walmart!(will be x,s on the ones i did(lolz)) 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.x 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.x 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.x 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted areax. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.x 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.x 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"x 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here x (I got in trouble for this one they tried to put me in a strait jacket I had to explain and show them I was trying to finish this list lolz) 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"x 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.x 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.x(I used single thing of play-doh sooo much funnier) 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.x 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.x 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"x 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."x(I did 4 ppl) 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. x (I said the fairies bless you) 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines x (a few ppl freaked out and I made 30 bucks to keep a secret I didn’t even know loflz) 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.x 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."x 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works b/c of fangirls...no offense)x 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.x 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.x (not a good idea they called security on me ) 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.x(I had to buy them) 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.x(I didn’t get caught lol) 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.x 34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.x 35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramidx(it fell & I ran) Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! I love the rain. Nobody can tell if you're crying ~Unknown It's ironic how we adore the ones who ignore us, ignore the ones who adore us, love the ones who hurt us, and hurt the ones who love us. ~Anonymous roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty , WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!? Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it! 1. If Sasuke didn’t love Sakura in the end, how would you feel? – HOW COULD YOU SASUKE!! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE SAKURA-CHAN! 2. If Sasuke returned to Konoha, so he can rebuild his clan, do you think he would turn towards Sakura? – YEA HE SHOULD!! AND I HOPE (I'm sorry, I mean KNOW) HE WOULD!! 3. Do you think that if Sasuke never did go to Sakura, that Sakura should end up with someone else? – I REALLY HOPE SASUKE DOESN'T DO THAT!! I WOULD KILL HIM IF HE TURNED TO ANOTHER WOMAN BESIDES SAKURA!! THOUGH I WOULD HAVE TO SAY IF HE DIDN'T GO TO SAKURA, THEN SAKURA COULD GET ANOTHER PERSON, LIKE NARUTO OR ITACHI IN MY OPINION... 4. How happy would you be if Sasuke and Sakura ended up together? – SO FREAKIN HAPPY!! THOSE TWO REALLY SHOULD BE TOGETHER!! HELL YEAH!! SASUSAKU 4EVA!! If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(when I do it with other people around me they think I'm crazy!Hmm..I wonder why?) If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile 98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' i am a girl me narutolove1987 am a girl and to the girls that act like that i say fk you bhs the start!! this is dumb and funny at the same time Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind? sakura;relly sasuke;yes thay go to sasukes house and git it on!! the end!! They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people(lol random) I'm sorry but this is just so sad! I just had to put it! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. One more life that will never love... never have a abortion and ruin a babys life thay love you you shoud love them!! l This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your Me at dinner the other day: "Tea isn't quite my cup of tea. Really. It isn't." Ellie-Kitty at lunch during the last day of term: "...why don't sheep shrink when it rains? HEY, I'M SERIOUS!" STEVE THE SHURIKEN: Me: hello steve! how was your day today? Steve: ... Me: thats great, i had a suckish day at school...some idiot stole my ninja forehead protector. my forehead was naked all day!! Steve: ... Me: oh, steve! Steve: ... Me: the kids also started making fun of me for talking to innanimate objects. i mean, as if i do that, right steve? Steve: ... Me: at least you belive in me! i love you! hugs steve ow! steve, you poked me again! Steve: ... Me: Well, i just think that those stupid kids should shut up for once. Steve: ... Me: my mom thinks i need help. you dont think i need help do you, my sweet little shurriken weapon, you! Steve: ... Me: Oh, steve, you naughtly little boy! you shouldnt say stuff like that! Steve: I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING! IM A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMMAGINATION! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU STUPID GIRL! Me: wow. mom was right. i do have an overactive immagination. i mean, you would never yell at me! Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! (Kills me) ~the end~ Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Sayings ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen. Love is loving what your lover loves Where there is love there is life. If you love the children of others, you will love your own even better Peace is an expression of love; let’s make love We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. Once I dropped a tear in the ocean. When I find it is when I’ll stop loving you. There is no distance too great between friends, for love gives wings to the heart. You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her I love you. It’s not a weight you must carry around. I love you. It’s not a box that holds you in. I love you. It’s not a standard you have to bear. I love you. It’s not a sacrifice I make. I love you. It’s not a pedestal you are frozen upon. I love you. It’s not an expectation of perfection. I love you. It’s not my life’s whole purpose (or your’s). I love you. It’s not to make you change. I love you. It’s not even to make you love me. I love you. It’s as pure and simple as that. The laws of love are written in the heart of every human being by the hand of God 1.Cover your mouth with your hand 6. Tomorrow will be the best day ever You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. You’re so stupid that you put a dictionary on the TV and called it high definition. You say I'm a bitch. A bitch is a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on a tree. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful. Thank you for the calling me beautiful that is what you say when some one calls you a bitch HOW I EXPLAIN LIFE AND DEATH... Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!" Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage... Remember There's no "I" in Team, but there's an "I" Pie, there's an "I" in Meat Pie and Meat is an angram of Team. ;) Copy & Pasteing ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ █▄█ █▀█ ▀█▀ If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, ToraHimeSama, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke.konohaninmiharuchan, Sakura Uchiha Hyuuga no Sabaku, SasuSaku Forever and Ever,narutocrazy13,christycullen101,narutolove1987, If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. if you have never copied and pasted something onto your profile,copy and paste this onto your profile,and now you have , lolz If you are a fan of SasuSaku fan then copy and paste this in your profile If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you were one of them, copy and paste this into your profile. Taken off konohaninmiharuchan's profile: - If you are a SasuSaku fan, add this on your profile – 1. If Sasuke didn’t love Sakura in the end, how would you feel? – HOW COULD YOU SASUKE!! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE SAKURA-CHAN! 2. If Sasuke returned to Konoha, so he can rebuild his clan, do you think he would turn towards Sakura? – YEA HE SHOULD!! AND I HOPE (I'm sorry, I mean KNOW) HE WOULD!! 3. Do you think that if Sasuke never did go to Sakura, that Sakura should end up with someone else? – I REALLY HOPE SASUKE DOESN'T DO THAT!! I WOULD KILL HIM IF HE TURNED TO ANOTHER WOMAN BESIDES SAKURA!! THOUGH I WOULD HAVE TO SAY IF HE DIDN'T GO TO SAKURA, THEN SAKURA COULD GET ANOTHER PERSON, LIKE NARUTO OR ITACHI IN MY OPINION... 4. How happy would you be if Sasuke and Sakura ended up together? – SO FREAKIN HAPPY!! THOSE TWO REALLY SHOULD BE TOGETHER!! HELL YEAH!! SASUSAKU 4EVA!! If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(when I do it with other people around me they think I'm crazy!Hmm..I wonder why?) If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile 98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. I got this from Cherryblossom-has-bloomed777's profile If you love Sasuke and Sakura fics paste this onto your page If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile if your addicted to copying and pasteing crap on to your profile,copy and paste this on to you profile,and add your name to this list ,...,narutolove1987, If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your cell phone, copy and paste this into your profile if you put the line thingegs jus to put them ther copy and paste this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you have ...oh yha...ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile l This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy the hell out of somebody copy and paste this to your profile If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. if you like coping crap on to your profile and most of your profile is that,copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you that believe those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx, widgetofdoom666, xXFallenCherryBlossomXx, koolbrunette06, Sessy52,narutolove1987 If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile If you and your friends have anime/movie nicknames for each other, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile!! If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile. If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile If your mom says your special on the inside, copy and paste this in your profile Weird is good. Strange is bad. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile Everyone is weird. So you have to be at least a little weird to be normal, right? If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy nad paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7, AnimePrincess411.christycullen101. narutolove1987 Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could not cut through her in one hit. Put that in your profile if you despise Karin (aka the MEGA-slut), hope she dies in Sakura's hands, and think Sasuke rightfully belongs to SAKURA! THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, JaseyRaeLullaby, AnimePrincess411,narutolove1987 Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me' I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN With a 'death bomb' Bang! Boom! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!! If you hate Karin, copy and post this on your profile. You know you hate her... if you love naruto coppy this on to your profile If you wanted to eat chocolate for a whole day, copy this to your profile( would so do that but i dont want to git fat) If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice verse copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi,why since weasels are cute and sneeky and itachi is cute and sneeky,not itachi is h-o-t!!hot!! If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile. (I love itachi (from naruto) and edward(from twilight)so much, it hurts to know he isn't there.) If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!ps.i donnt i just put this hear since its populear lol If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... l This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. hey if you like saying "pigs at facts girls find hot guys with pigs" for no reson or any thing random , copy and paste this into your profile. most of this crap is off of other peoples profile if yours are, copy and paste this to your profile If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile If you didn't know Orochimaru's walls were purple until Sasuke blew the place up copy and paste this into your profile. i loooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee naruto !! i have watch over all anime and read all of the manga book's XD copy and paste if you did /do the same Saw this on someone's profile and had to agree with quite a few... _ If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into yo ur profile Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this onto your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile About Me ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ 9Things I Hate About Everyone: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie? ·.,(¯·.·'¯) _·.,.·´ _ ◘▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬αвσυт мє▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬◘ †Иαмε » Kailey ~~Anything Else? Just Ask~~ ◄◄R e w i n d the good times █▄█ █▀█ ▀█▀ yOU DONT LiKE ME? THEREz NOTHiN i CAN DO ღYoU gOtTa PrObLeM wIt Me?ღ IM ЅЄХY ► нaтєz ~ PΣΘPŁΣ CHΛИGΣ THιИGS GΘ ШЯΘИG SHιT HΛPPΣИS BUT ŁιFΣ GΘΣS ΘИ I basicly like most kind of music (I even listen to songs in different languages...Yah I know, I'm a nerd).My mom calls me the human ipod (don't ask). I can type very very swell(who uses the word swell? Srry ppls it late and im bord so im gonna use the word swell) I spell spell very horrblly (as you can already tell)...but I'm OK.(NoT) I'm a major night owl. sometimesI'm not a morning person at all sometimes i am depend on what happed the night befor if i got berrly any or no sleep il wakeup just fine if i slep alot i hate gitting up weerd wright i rammble a lot ( I mean ALOT) but you can already see that Heya people! Just to let you guys know, I am currently very busy so the chance of me updating any story is very slim i mean very slim since my computer is gone so i haft to use a relatives Obsessions/Hobbies: Anime/manga, reading fanfics FanFiction.net. Trying to tame the family cat that I'm convinced is the spawn of Satan, my hand is currently bleeding after my latest failed attempt. Watching Gilmore Girls, House, Bones, Charmed, Veronica Mars,ncis,suppernatural Not much to say about me, I'm kinda boring. Most of my stories involve sasuke and sakura mostly sakura. I am a HUGE music finatic and can name a song title at the binnging most of the time my frst languge is jap my spelling is crap to my luck is that my wrighting progarm corrects most of my mistakes(LOL) Anyways, I love coffee and energy drinks even though I dont need it. Favorite Music Artists: (don't know how to spell it) Taylor Swift Avril Lavigne Take That Celine Deon Jason Derulo Good With Grenades Decode Phil Collins Lilly Allen Within temptation Nightwish Adam Lambert Luda crist (did I spell that right loflz) and allot more A TWILIGHT SURVEY Which book in the series is your favorite? breaking dawn How long did it take you to read the books? twilight: One day new moon: about a day and a half eclipse: Two days breaking dawn: one day Who introduced you to the books? my frind christy did ps.she has her own acount its christycullen101 so is her youtube. Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Twilight: bought New Moon: browowed Eclipse: browowed Breaking Dawn: browowed Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? ALL the movies What's your dream ending to the series? thay all die and live with echoter in hell. (Cheesy, right?) Favorites: all parts Who is your favorite character? Edward Who's your favorite vampire? alice Who is your favorite werewolf? leha What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "holey crow slow down /sead by bella What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When Bella and Jacob ride the motorcycles How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? When Alice give Bella make overs What was your favorite adventure/battle? The fight in breaking dawn Which book cover was your favorite? breaking dawn ,i like chess, (ha ha i bet none of you can beet me at chess) Are these books among your favorite books of all? yah... This or That? Twilight or New Moon? twilight New Moon or Eclipse? New moon Eclipse or Twilight? twilight Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Breaking Dawn Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? midnight sun The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn? Breaking Dawn Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward! Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? bella Bella or Jacob? Jacob Bella or Alice? Alice Alice or Jacob? Jacob Rosalie or Alice? Alice Jasper or Alice Alice Jasper or Edward? jasper Carlisle or Esme? esme Emmett or Jasper? jasper Emmett or Jacob? jacop Bella or Rosalie? Rosalie Esme or Charlie? Esme Charlie or Carlisle Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Charlie Jacob or Sam? sam Sam or Quil? sam Quil or Embry quil Who's thebetter villain: James or Victoria? Victoria..der da der Werewolves or Vampires? wherewolfs... DUH!! Movie Stuff: How did you first find out about the movie? christy Are you excited? Totally!! What do you think of the casting so far? Amazing! Are you going to go see it? yah already did Planning on going with anyone in particular? My friends Name:kailey Birthday: /06/26/1987/ Birthplace: japan Current Location: FloridaUSASanford Eye Color:sorta purple but i wear red contacts Hair Color: black hair style:long to the bottem of my but. and strait and thick and black Height: ? What Do You Drive:a big black shiny truck --Favorites-- Color: black Number: 18 Music Genre: Everything mostly rock and mettel no rap some hip-hop dependes on song Movie:all naruto movies Actress: selena gomez Sport:ballet(it is consered a sport) Fast Food Restaurant:arbys Cereal: frosted flakes Candy: candy corn Quote: "yo peoples, --Do You-- Have any siblings: Yes, little, annoying sister. Sing in the shower: Only when I'm happy! Have any piercings: Ears,belly,lip,tounge,nose Swear: Yes...but only when it's right to say it. Or when I'm trying to be funny Do Drugs: "Say no to drugs" l This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your My Favorite Animal: black jaguar My Favorite Famous Quote:to be or not to be that is the qustuen by shakerspeer My Favorite Element: water My Favorite Environment: Rainforest My Favorite Month: october My Most Recognizable Trait: My hair its too curly My Proudest Memory: Sticking up for myself My First Word:hai My Best Friend Now:christy The Person Who Must Hate Me the Most: My brother & L.M Who Would I Most Likely Walk to the Ends of the Earth For: christy My Loudest Family Member: Me XD I talk, like, non stop My Worst Nightmare:Giving up the computer My Worst Pet Peeve: Giving up the computer Last Movie I Cried In: the naruto movie whar he died in the bennguning Fairly emo I'd say. He wears all that black and is always beating himself up over things that can't be changed. fav naruto pairings !! : 3. sasuke x sakura !! ( kawaiii !! ) 6. neji x tenten !! ( love this cute couple !! ) 4. shikamaru x ino 5. hinata x naruto 2. deidara x sakura 7. sai x ino 1. itachi x sakura any other parings i will love most likeky if its romantic or sexual i am a part of these clubs if you are too copy a nd paste this on your profile and add your name !! : WE HATE KARIN CLUB !! - hell yeah this girl's a bitch !! sasuke belongs to sakura !! X .xhannah-chanx. X TOBI IS A VERY GOOD BOY !! CLUB - tobi is the cutest !! and he is a very good boy ( even though he works 4 akasuki !!) X .xhannah-chanx. X l This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your 1 IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! EVERYONE VISIT DAMLEG'S DEVIANTART ACCOUNT AND NXXNARUTOFREAKXXN'S ,christycullen101,and narutolove1987s YOUTUBE ACC! I FUCKING LOVE SASUSAKUITA WITH A FIERY PASSION THAT BURNS INSIDE OF ME! SASUSAKU IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER ONE COUPLE, SOMETIMES ITASAKU! ItaSaku is usually 2nd...sometimes first. I LOVE LOVE LOVE SASUSAKUITA! CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT! ...SASUSAKUNARU. Gahhz. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. SasuSaku as the winner, of course x3 But I do love Naru-chan and Sakura x3 fluff. My fave authors are: lol sorry im to lazy to fill this in now it will be filled in time dont worry I'm a girl...Lol. My favorite story wen rittso far is "Crappy Naruto Chat." ITS SO DAMN FUN TO WRITE! THANKS FOR ALL THE VIEWERS!! My second favorite is Who Should I Choose? It used to be called "Welcome to HellSchool" but I changed the title xD I'm lazy and I don't update a lot...Sorry. Shoutout to BL (buddy list) AND TO ICKLE KAT AND CHERRYFIRE48 AND xXxHikariMidnightxXx! U GUYS ROCK MY SOX! I WORSHIP NARUTO AND MASASHI KISHIMOTO! He is the awesomest guy in Japan. Well, I'd have to say, one of the awesomest. My fave animes in order are: 1. Naruto (lol, no duh!) 2. bleach 3. death note 4. Spirited Away/Kiki's Delivery Service 5. jing.the king of bandits I like a lot more animes, too, but I'm too lazy to write these. FAVE NARUTO COUPLES: (not in order )SasuSaku (NaruHina (soooooooooooo kawaii!)(itasaku) NaruSaku/NaruHina (IT'S A TIE. DON'T HATE MEE Dx) SaiSaku (HE CLEARLY LIKES HER! But still, SasuSaku/ItaSaku really is a better couple) 4th fave KibaHina/NejiTenTen (Dog boy wants the shy girl!/Hyuuga finally sees the light!) 5th fave P.S I LIKE IT WHEN SAKURA CRIES! Think I'm weird, fine. But I just love it in my head when she cries and Sasuke gets all queasy and is like "God, what the hell did I do to make her like this?!" I ALSO ABSOLUTELY LOVE ITASAKUSASU TRIANGLES. OMG. I FKING LOVE IT. But I LOVE them when Sasuke gets Sakura at the end. Itachi Sakura is cute too :D but not as cute as sasusaku (itasaku is 2nd cutest :D) ITASAKUSASU FOREVER! My fave ItaSakuSasu story is "Fevered Tension" by Veroxion. NOW THE REST OF THE FAVE NARUTO COUPLES NOT IN ORDER: ShikaTema NejiTenTen ShikaIno (a little bit) ChoujiIno (MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! you'll see why I said that soon...) LeeIno (put the same words as I said in ChoujiIno) NejiSakura SasoriSakura LeeTenTen NaruSaku KakaAnko And maybe more that I didn't list yet...I'll do it later. FAVE AISHITERUZE BABY COUPLES: KippeiKokoro YuzuKippei YuzuKokoro MikiKippei MikiYuzu And that's pretty much it. I'm not gonna list the Final Fantasy and everything, though I would like too. I'm just too freaking lazy. Oh yeah, before I get into the fun quotes, I want to say my hated Naruto couples: I like ShikaTema. I think ShikaIno needs to die. A painful death. VERY PAINFUL. Here's the fun stuff =D That's it for now, I g2g. Cya everyone! THE WITCH DOCTOR LINK: http://youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A LOVE YA ALL! Btw, I LOVE BEING EVERYBODY'S FRIENDS, so don't think it awkward if I want to be your friend. If you need me, email me at either: narutocrazy13@yahoo.com (main) or narutolove1987@gmail.com (backup) •.¸ღ ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ |
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