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Joined 12-01-07, id: 1434808, Profile Updated: 12-15-07
Author has written 2 stories for Artemis Fowl.

All this blank space to fill up with information on me is WOW. Okay, let's see...what would readers want to know about me? I LOVE Artemis Fowl the Series, Harry Potter and the Bartimaeus Trilogy. I LOVE romance novels and I LOVE the classics like Jane Eyre and Wuthering Heights. People from back in the golden days really knew how to imagine up a good romance. To define myself, I am an introspective, sagacious, feminist who HATES Mary-Sues because they just trample on the words woman's suffrage. I LOVE reading and writing and I have been writing from the age of ten, two years after I had discovered the joys of a Public Library.

I am a Sagittarius and I mean I really AM a Sagittarius because I fit the description of one to a tee. I'm funny, annoying, a know-it-all, I talk too much, I am freedom-loving (seriously, lock me up in a room and I get clausstrophoic) open-minded, creative and I lot of other things (good things :).

My friends are CRAZY

My friend Pearl, been together since elementary. We're so close it hurts sometimes. Then there's Dinah, whom I have just met. She's loyal and crazy because she has these random outbursts (like we're eating lunch and suddenly she screams CHEESE and then sinks into a depressed silence) then there's Coles. Coles is hilarious according to Pearl but most of her jokes fly over my head. I still laugh though because when she laughs she throws back her head and goes AH-HAH! That in itself is hilariuos. There's Kerri the gentle giant who sometimes says the funniest things but still wise at the same time. And I quote, 'A good friend is one that will bail you out of jail. A BEST friend is one that will say 'how the fuck we gonna get out of here?'' That one had me dying! There's Colleen but she's a depressed emo(emotional). She has these mood swings like WHOA. But we love her anyways because she's the sunshine on a gloomy day. A paradox there. She's optimistic like 'I'm sure you'll make it' but depressed like 'I won't make it'. There's Edgar, who is a computer hacker (shhh! Don't tell nobody).

WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS? Because, I base my characters off of the friends I have now. We are a large family inside the school and sometimes I just feel like the Godmother (Godfather...GET IT?). We don't run the school though, we're like the nerds and outcasts group but still, no one messes with us. The group in THE LOST ONES is based off of our family.

MORE ABOUT ME:

I LOVE SUM 41, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AND ALL AMERICAN REJECTS! They just rock, okay? I LOVE Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist and...that's it. Questions? Call...or rather don't call me. Just email me @ harpy212@yahoo.com. 'kay?

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Come What May by AluminumMuse reviews
There's something wrong with Artemis. Holly needs to fix him so he can get back to saving the world. Easier said than done. Questions remain: what is AMN, really? What do they want with the fairies, and- dear God- what have they already done to Artemis?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
A Hogwarts Transaction by M00nW0lf reviews
Hogwarts believes Artemis is a wizard because of the magic in his blood. He hears from his friends about a powerful man, and only one seems to be against him, Draco Malfoy. One negative comment, the guy cant be that bad, or can he? Spoilers from HP6 & AF5
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,182 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Artemis F.
Against Nature or the Change by Lady Arabella Malfoy reviews
Haven is on the brick of a natural disaster. Commander Short decides to ask for help her long time friend Arty. After 5 years of no contact she sees that he has changed... for good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,152 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Who Would You Rather Date by XxEviexX reviews
Butler and Juliet question Artemis and Holly on who they would rather date. Small AH. Something random that I came up with. TRIVIA CLOSED! WINNERS ARE XxTotallyObsessedxX and Serenity Cathedral a.k.a. Serena429. It was too easy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
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The Lost Ones reviews
Artemis' been kidnapped by a secret govt. orgnaization who kidnaps kids with magical abilities to use them as super soldiers. But their first mistake was kidnapping Artemis Fowl the II. He's bringing them down with the help of his new friends...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,779 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Artemis F.
Making The World A Better Place reviews
“What’s he trying to do?” asked Artemis. “He’s going along with his plan to create a better world, of course.By destroying this one and starting over from scratch.” Dead boys and pychos, oh my! Review if you want me to continue this story!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Artemis F.