hello, konichiwa, eka-aron, w'sup, het, hallo, hola, bonjour, ciao, hei, oi, kumusta, salut, aloha, shalom, salute, g'day

if you know any other languages, PLEASE tell me

Name: wouldn't you like to know

Description: brown eyes, black hair, eighteen

Hobbies: video games, tv, computer, sports, books, sleeping my favorite

Sayings: my invisible friend created me

burn at the bottom of the ocean

if you are ever hurt, i will be there... to laugh

we are the future... live in fear

sure we play like girls... you got a problem with that?

if i dont show good sportmanship... please tell me call 1-800-EAT-DIRT

like what you see... call 1-800-YOU-WISH

dog is man's best friend... chocolate is woman's

hard work never hurt anybody... but why take a chance?

you dont stop laughing because you grow old... you grow old because you stop laughing

today is the tommorow you were thinking of yesterday

don't smoke... there are cooler ways to die

aspire to inspire before you expire

speak softly... carry a big stick

don't underestimate stupid people in large groups

i have gone to find myself... if i get back before i return, please keep me here

there is only one difference between me and a mad man... he thinks he's sane and i know i'm mad

i am the greatest... i don't say this because i am vain but because the rest are so bad

just because i'm paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't after me

you're just jealous because the voices talk to me

happiness is wanting what you have not having what you want

it's not the size of the person in the fight... it's the size of the fight in the person

some call them opponents... i call them victims

if at first you don't succeed... it's because of me

invented by men... perfected by women

more of your conversation will rot my brain

i wish we were better strangers

it's always the quiet ones

boring people scare me

it's better to build boys than it is to mend men

bad company corrupts good character

don't fear the problems with your name on it... fear the ones labeled to whomever it may concern

pain is the weakness leaving your body

made from unseen perfection to the most beautiful imperfection

i'm not a damsel in distress... but i could use a sidekick

happy endings are stories that aren't finished yet

you go girl... and don't come back

i'll be nicer if you give me chocolate

would this face lie to you... look again

this shirt is not pink... it's lightish red

don't worry about tommorow... today's troubles are enough

cake makes me crazy

i don't have to be reasonable... i'm a woman

one male has one brain; two males have half a brain; three males have no brain at all

in a bacon and egg sandwich, the chicken is involved but the pig is commited

don't hurt me... hurt people HURT people

strangest couple: Happy Bunny and Hello Kitty: dontcha think?