tall buildings shake

voices escape, singing sad, sad songs

tuned to chords strung down your cheeks

bitter melodies turning your orbit around

PLEASE READ:My vacation apartment is Haus of GaGa, I am currently located on level 6: Telephone.

If you you need to contact me please call 1-800-Hello-Hello-Baby, please leave message after You called...?

I live in a marvelous place. Where monkeys hang from the ceiling and dogs croon while I play "O Come, Little Children". In this magical place my name is Emy, my brilliant brunette hair vibrates optimistic vibes and the Beatles play "Back In The USSR" while smoking a joint. And in this world VitaminWater rains from the heavens. And... in this world the most important thing is, I have already watched the rest of Degrassi Season 10.

Yet, in the real world, it is not the same. I am anti-social. I wish to find a friend who enjoys the thought of Cosplaying as much as I do. I wish my friend loved Naruto and Tegan and Sara as much as I do. I do not know who I am. I am as plain as an albino moose. I still wish I was related to Dr. Suess, because it would be epicness if he made rhymes about my bones. I think it is just fine to live in a world of fantasy and perfect skin. My secret wishes are to get a tattoo and a nose and lip piercing. I am so obsessed with Three Days Grace that when I look at the word "three" my mind goes straight down the Golden Path of their sauciness. Fallout Boy is in graved into my soon to be iPod Touch. baby, seasons change but people don't.Ace, my violin, is having an affair with my mother's mandolin music because it has "Puff The Magic Dragon", instead of playing songs from Anatasia like my teacher, Maggie, told us to. In this world my family is Annie Alice, Georgia Peach, Dobby, Mango, Samuel Spencer Reid, Harchie, and Allister Maxwell Raymond, my sons and daughters. My sisters and brother are, Charlotte Francesca Faye, Foxy Lady, Daisy Grace, Lily Luna, Bonnie Lu, Artemis Lucinda, Clyde Manson, and Marty Mac. My room is purple. I am teaching my mother music notes, so she can learn to play the mandolin like this ax guy on YouTube who played Jimi Hendrix's "Voodoo Child" beautifully charming. The only movie that has ever scared me was Scooby Doo on Zombie Island; I have no idea why- Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief was scary.

i look into your bathroom, where i spend the evening watchin' you get yourself clean

Kick Ass Quotes:

Crackbaby! ~ Barkface, Gaara's official BFF.

You're Tegan, I'm Sara. We're in each other's bathrooms. What do we say?

Uh, uh, girlfriend, we don't need no windows now. ~ Barkface and Emy

I am the Ghetto Ghost of Gaara of the Funk. ~ Emy

Craig, is you high? ~ Hobbit Boy, Gaara's other official BFF.

You just give me the creeps every time you say it. You have the perfect man voice. ~ Miss T to me about her part in the Christmas play.

You two are dating.

Alright, but I get to be the man.

Of course, woMAN.

We're over, you skankface. ~ Jen, Barkface, Emy

That's a ugly shirt chu got on.

Well, that's an ugly face you got on. ~ Mrs. B, student history teacher, and some random guy.

You little Mexican whore! You stole my husband!

M-Me sorry. Ya-Your husband manwhore. He give me five Peso. ~ Emy and Hobbit.

Hey, Rocky?

What?

Where do eat when when it's trash day?

See, I hide out in the bushes until my owners throw a trashbag out. Then it's eatin' time!

Hmm, you gotta need some cushionin' too.~ Rocky Raccoon and Emy

I'm scared of the sun because I'm afraid I might see a sparkly vampire looking at me, ready to feast.~ Emy answering to a teacher's question

You're an emonizer, you're an emonizer. You who you cut, you who you cut.~ Emy and Barkface

No, it's okay to be team Yaoi. I'm team Yaoi for Sasuke and Naruto. It's totally natural for you to like Pale, Peeta and Gale.

Ugh, you idiot, it's Patniss; that's how it is.

See, you're not getting it; you have two choices: Pale, Gale and Peeta, or Kale, Katniss and Gale.

I'm a man, I have one choice: Patniss.

This coming from the man who put his backpack on backwards and said, "Baby!" after I told him he'd be a shoe-in for being Jenna's retarded baby.~ Emy and Barkface

(In unison) And I was like, "Shankage, shankage, shankage, OH! Thought I'd always kill you first.

And I was like, "Bitches, bitches, bitches, OH! Thought you'd always be myyy biiitch. -Barkface and Emy

"Gaira, what the heck?!"

* covers up 'Gaara's Paper'*

"It's nothing!"

"Since when does nothing start with a G?"

"It's Norwegian"

*writes 'gnothing'*

"You are so weird."

"So I've heard young man." -Emy and Philip in Academic Team

"Boomstick!" -Emy PGing History class discussion with friends

"Girls are weird."

"You're a girl- nevermind you're more man."

"You like these guns, bitch?"

"Boomsticks, they're called boomsticks." -Emy and Barkface

"Jesus sticks to your heart like leather sticks to your inner thighs." -Emy talking about priests making Christian quotes

Spinner Mason shows that you can be around for more than seven seasons, and have more than seven girlfriends who cheat on you.

I do believe in miracles.

Diary Of A Lovesick Mutant alights a smile and a flame in my eye when I am down.

I am a vegetarian and an environmentalist.

I am an only child.

HB is my brother and best friend.

He is a complete dumbass.

Damien Dawn is a hotter vampire than Edwardo Cullen.

please let me know if you're gonna stay, gonna stay

My best friends include my mother, Jas, CH, HB, Luna Lovegood, my poor cooking skills, Hidan (we just get each other), Sasori, and Dominic, my pen-drawn dragon/platypus/T-Rex friend who is drawn on my wrist.

I am that person who sings GLEE in the shower.

I hate most people, but I love you.

I am going to get in my death cab to go lookin' for my cutie. ;)

Favorite...words:

Sainthood, Jamaican, Metro, Bitch (in', ing, es, ed), Dude, Canada, Transatlantism, Whisper, Funk, Ghetto

I have Heliophobia- fear of the sun.

Why? Because I'm afraid of seeing a sparkly human figure who would like nothing more than to suck my blood... and make-out with a werewolf who doesn't own a shirt. Which, you know, why wear a shirt wear you have vampire hanging all over you.

I make pop culture references for the pure joy of making people laugh. And in twenty years, I'll look back and go, "Why the hell did I say 'Only if it's on a vampire.", when someone asked me if I needed some glitter for my project."

I care nothing about my appearance.

we were the kings and queens of promise, we were victims of ourselves

maybe the children of a lesser god, between heaven and hell, heaven and hell

Australia is Paris Hilton's bitch.

Ash Ketchum is a pimp and his Pokemon are his bitches.

I am skilled in nothing but being a biatch.

I love HB, he really is an awesome person who adores my macaroni and BLEACH.

I give my friends amazingly, Beatles like awesome, nicknames.

Favorite Songs of All Time:

Eleanor Rigby/ Do You Want to Know a Secret/Jesus, Ect./Fix You Up/ Heavy/ Hotblack/ Little Pieces/ Sheets/ Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)/ Shark in the Water/ Vegas Skies/ Secrets/ August 28th 3:30 A.m/ Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground/ Living Room/ City Girl/ Telephone/ Soil, Soil/ Gave It All Away/ Downtown/ Keep Tryin'/ Someday/ The Ocean/ Alligator/ FScene8/ Black and White People/ The Best Thing/ Lullabye for a Stormy Night/ Kody/ Long Day/ Downfall/ Soul/ Hand Me Down/ Could I Be You/ Bad Romance/ What Sarah Said/ Agape/ Dog Days Are Over/ Fuck You/ The Lost Get Found/ The Temporary Blues/ Chasing Pavements/ Try Honesty/ The Kids/ Better With You/ King of Anything/ Jars/ Call It Off/ Another Heart Calls/ Remembering Sunday/ Kings and Queens/ Nineteen Stars/ Indiana/ The Con/ Float On/ Up and Up/ Paparazzi/ Here, Here and Here/ Fighting for Nothing/ One Sail/ Misfit/ Drain You/ The Middle/ One Week/ If My Heart was a House/ Chasing Cars/ Use Somebody/ Snow White Queen/ Sending Postcards from a Plane Crash/ Bang the Doldrums/ "The Take Over, the Breaks Over"/ A Place for My Head/ Have We Lost/ Uncle Bobby/ Dear Agony/ Breathe Today/ Down Poison/ Nobody's Listening/ Streetcorner Symphony/ Iris/ Problem Girl/ Something to Be/ Mockingbird/ Snowblind/ '97 Bonnie and Clyde/ Brick by Boring Brick/ Brighter/ Playing God/ World So Cold/ Let You Down/ Sober/ Heaven Forbid/ Just Like A Pill/ Rainbow Veins/ 100 Years/ Mr. Brightside/ Broken Pieces/ Fighter/ Groupie/ Trust Me/ Joey Had A Smoke/ In Bloom/ The Trapeze Swinger/ Intervention/ Let Go/

And So Many More

I once ran around in my yard in my Birthday Suit.

Ghettolicious, definicious, fangalicious, funkalicious, emolicious

Manga reminds me of a time when everything was laid out in a floorplan I could understand.

Lady GaGa shows us we all want to let the monster out sometimes.

run fast for your mother, run fast for your father

There's only one difference between dogs and humans: Dogs will love and care for anything, humans will hate and destroy everything.

I have a foul mouth.

That is why I think Hidan and I are meant to be.

"My Pokemon cards bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like, 'Hey, wanna trade cards.'

"Damn right, I wanna trade cards!

I can beat chu, I have CHARIZARD!!"

I am pro EClare (Eli Goldsworthy and Clare Edwards).

This is what we here people do in the south: add southern puns to Beatles songs.

Dixie in the Sky With Cotton

Hey Billy Joe

Baby's In Overalls

Mr. Moonshine

I'll Follow The Still

Back In The Bible Belt

Glass Gin

While My Banjo Gently Weeps

Mother Nature's Hillbilly

Sexy Daisy Duke

I am impatient.

I make more mistakes than Peter Griffin.

My first concert was heaven sent. I went to Nashville, Tennessee with my father (this was part of my bonding experience with him) to the Honda Civic Tour. Paramore (a very strange firecracker-like girl was singing... I wonder who that was?) was headilining with Tegan and Sara (my father fell in love with them, that's all he could talk about to any one for three whole days, while I lost my voice singing to every song they played-Alligator eeeee!- I was also involved in dancing the "Alligator" while they sang), Kadawatha (Jeezum...no words explain the awesomeness that came out of Daniel's mouth-Sweden rules), and New Found Glory (They held up signs saying to 'Buy Our Shirts'...which I didn't buy after all of the Paramore, Tegan and Sara, and Kadawatha stuff.)

Let's just say after that, my father and I were TandSing all week.

Bad part: I failed at singing "The Star Spangled Banner" in chorus Monday.

But, ya know, who cares?

You must know me to love me.

loving me is like straightening curls

You have now entered Emy...somewhere I'll find a spot for the dollar sign- be afraid, be very, very, spontaneous.

yes it's true...alligator tears cried over you

Currently listening to: Intervention- Margaret Cho ft. Tegan + Sara

Signed: Gaara of da Funk

May the Funk be with you.

you were right about the stars: each one is a settin' sun

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