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Just a guy who likes beautiful prose. My standards have dramatically improved, and I think it's due to a couple of sites I remember from my youth.

Ah, nostalgia.

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The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 1,099,627 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,468 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 8,154 - Follows: 9,184 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 1,011,175 - Reviews: 9432 - Favs: 13,306 - Follows: 12,524 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23530 - Favs: 16,773 - Follows: 16,704 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,273 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
No Promises by Nugar reviews
Waking up as a prince in one of the more violent, grim fantasy worlds isn't all that bad. You've just got to seize your opportunities where you find them, kill a few people who really deserve it, and derail canon as much as possible. It's smooth sailing after that. Wait, that didn't work? Everything is still going to hell? Aww, no. That wasn't supposed to happen. SI
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,645 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 3/15/2018
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,252 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,745 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 3,826 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
reverse by black.k.kat reviews
To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 413,133 - Reviews: 5111 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Kakashi H.] Naruto U. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,441 - Follows: 14,353 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,791 - Follows: 11,269 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3816 - Favs: 9,179 - Follows: 9,204 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Making Magick by Mashadar reviews
The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Magicka - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,583 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Louise
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35024 - Favs: 24,912 - Follows: 18,608 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Just Want a Vacation by funkmasterjo reviews
Post MM: Link, finished with his deeds in Termina, continues his search for Navi. Feeling exhausted from his perpetual string of quests he resolves to find his friend and bail out on responsibility for a while. And, predictably, that's when Zelda shows up
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,697 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Link, Zelda, Saria, Navi - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 4,605 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,552 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3175 - Favs: 7,837 - Follows: 8,486 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 5,122 - Follows: 5,365 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Summoning the Sun by Mashadar reviews
She begged for a beautiful, sacred and strong familiar. She never expected how sacred a certain white wolf could be.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Okami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,985 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Louise, Amaterasu
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Dead Last by Nauro reviews
It's a simple day in Konoha, and a recent Academy graduate, Uzumaki Naruto is happy to sow chaos around himself. However, underneath that happy charade, there are certain secrets that will see the light of the day - it's only a matter of time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Day's End by Blackcross-Taylor reviews
Peace is an illusion - the end is coming.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 581,674 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
The Golden Power by DBAinsw reviews
[TP]The Golden Power is omnipotent and omniscient. Its true nature is beyond mortal ken, but only mortals can decide how it is used. Any third of it could dominate the planet, but only all three together can save it. A tale of Royalty, Gods, and a Hero.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 319,770 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2007
Naze? by Oramo reviews
Two years after being trained as children to fight against Kumo and Iwa, Team 7 is forced to leave Naruto for dead. Ame rescues him and takes him in as one of their own. What will Naruto do? Slight Dark Akatsuki!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 251,413 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Peace Will Find Us by AvocadoLove reviews
Song was no princess. She was a healer with dust and spots of someone else's blood staining her work apron. And her hero was probably too old for her, and fought like he's simply dancing while his opponents were all too clumsy, too slow to keep up.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Song, Piandao - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Zenith by Blackcross-Taylor reviews
After their capture by the mysterious Irenicus, Fritha and her companions find themselves in the lands of Amn with a friend to rescue and a debt to repay. Completed
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 98 - Words: 807,679 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Scandalous Proposal by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 179 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Introspection with a Fox reviews
What would happen if Naruto met with the Fox years earlier? What would happen if they formed an unlikely bond? Throw in Itachi has a teacher, and a criminally bored Hokage, and what happens? Iunno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama