Hi everybody! My name is Lady Raogrigor and this is my Profile!
I live in Australia in Canberra and im not giving any more away
I am a high school student who wants to be a journalist (hence why I love writting)
My friends say im a little random, but to me, im normal and they're random.

Please R&R my stories

THANKS!!

Btw, Im not actually as good a writer as Tolkien and co., so If you read my stories: BRACE YOURSELF FOR SOME REALLY SHOCKING GRAMMAR/SPELLING ERRORS!
In addition, It would be much appreciated if you refrain from sending nasty flame messages to me about how dreadful my stories are and/or complaining about how much time has progressed since my last update. As much as I am an agent for the right of free speech, please bear in mind that although you might be angry/outraged/disgusted with me at that time, I am a person with feelings that can be significantly damaged. Despite the seriousness with which I present this request, don't be stilted and/or dishonest about my stories. I would rather know the truth about whether or not they are good, or plain rubbish... just inform me nicely, please?
On that note, I would like to once again thank you for your time, and please be sure to R&R! :)

If two foots are feet, then why aren't to footballs feetball?
If two goose are geese, than why aren't to moose meese?
i have seen flying dogs, purple sheep and UFOs

I like cheese, milk, Tolkien, Doctor Who, Al Gore, spinach, The Big Bang Theory, Huskies, blue and honey :P

I don't like Darth Vader, the Beatles, asparagus, basket ball, my year 6 math teacher, Harry Potter and the Telletubies X(

A list fantastic quotes (Feel free to copy and paste into your profile :))

If you probably need a life but I have no intentions of getting one paste this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason paste this on your profile

98 percent of the teenage population would die if Robert Pattinson said it was uncool to breathe. If one of the 2 percent that would be laughing your head off at them paste this on your profile

If you are one of the wise ones who knew that Rose would return BEFORE IT WAS REVEALED OUR HOPES AND DREAMS WOULD COME TRUE paste this on your profile

"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."

"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones."

"Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs."

"The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy."

"I'm not clumsy, I'm gravatationally challanged."

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, the seas asleep, the rivers dream, people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere theres injustice, somewhere theres danger and somewhere else the teas getting cold, come on Ace we got work to do."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."

"My imaginary friend thinks you have issues."

"If you love someone set them free! If they don't come back, hunt them down and kill them."

"How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?"

"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups."

"I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'."

"Jessie: When that happens, all intelligent life will be...gone!
James: And I'll be...
Meowth: YOU will be fine."

"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."

"Who is worse? The fool, or the one who follows him?"

"If everyone cared and nobody cried, if everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone shared and swallowed their pride, then we'd see the day when nobody died."

"I don't suffer from insanty...I enjoy every minute of it!"

"The true meaning of a patriot is one who is willing to protect their country from their government."

"Writing is easy! You just sit infront of a piece of paper and sweat blood!"

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."

"First they came for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn't a Catholic. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me."

"Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it."

"I know Karate.. And a few other Japanese words!"

"If you choke a smurf, does it turn white?"

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

"Pain doesn't hurt if it's all you ever felt."

"I'm a video game-player, so I must be lazy. I'm artistic, so I must be poor and impractical. I'm talented, so I must think little of people who aren't. I'm smart, so I must have no social life. I'm popular, so I must be rude or stupid. I'm a teenager, so I must be stereotyped."

"Don't walk in front of me because I may not follow. Don't walk behind me because I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

"There is no indignity in being afraid to die. But the shame of being afraid to live is terrible."

"Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"I don't miss you. I miss the person I thought you were."

"At the end of the game, the king and the pawn are in the same box."

"We could learn a lot from crayons. Some have weird names, some are dull, some are new, some are pretty, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box."

"The first casualty of war is always truth."

"You can't shake hands with a clenchd fist."

"Nonviolence is not inaction. It is not for the timid or weak. Nonviolence is hard work. It is the willingness to sacrifice. It is the patience to win."

"If we cannot end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diveristy; for, in the final analysis, our most basic common link it that we all inhabit this small planet. We all breath the same air. We all cherish our children's future. And we are all mortal."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"A clear conscience is usually the first sign of memory loss."

"Your theory's crazy, but not crazy enough to work."

"I hear voices voices in my head, but it's okay. Most of them are pretty nice."

"Men are like Kleenex; soft, strong, and disposable."

"Safety first! Buckle your seat belts and prepare for an accident!"

"If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."

"How can I stand idly by as men are taught to apologize for weakness and women are taught to apologize for strength?"

"Even I don't trust my better judgement. What's that say to you?"

"If my enemies saw me walk across the Thames, they'd say it was because I couldn't swim."

"I know the traffic signals by heart; green means go, yellow means speed up, and red means check for cops."

"Eagles soar, but weasels don't get sucked into airplane engines."

"You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life."

"Most people learn by observation, A few learn by experimentation, And then there are those like me who actually touch the fire to to see if it's hot."

"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"

"Go to heaven for the view; go to hell for the company."

"Real girls aren't perfect and perfect girls aren't real."

"Death is life's way of telling you that you're fired."

"Beer: Helping People Have Sex Since 1865."

"Girls kick ass. Says so on the t-shirt."

"The only infinite things are the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the first one."

"You spend the first two years of your childs life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up."

"When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but I won't tolerate when they raise it up to their ear to make sure it's still working."

"The real proof there's intelligent life out there because they've never tried to contact us."

"DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!!"

"Some people are like slinkies; useless, but entertaining to watch as they fall down stairs."

"Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe."

"Don't just stand there--kill something!"

"I stopped believe in fairies, dragons, good people, and other mythological creatures a long time ago."

"There are three very famous Willys; the free one, the man who sells chocolate, and the one you don't talk about in public."

"Whoever says nothing's impossible should try nailing jello to a tree."

"Please don't try to run. We're tired and would prefer to kill you quickly."

"I don't buy into the whole 'grim reaper' look for Death. I think he'd be attratctive, handsome, because I dare you to tell me Death isn't. Sure, there is that fear of dying, but the afterlife - heaven, summerland, reincarnation, whatever - is there, waiting just beyond Death, and you can only get there by embracing him. No, Death shouldn't be feared. He should be loved."

"Our sun is one of 100 billion stars in our galaxy. Our galaxy is one of billions of galaxies populating the universe. It would be the height of presumption to think that we are the only living things in that enormous immensity."

"In all history there is no war which was not hatched by the governments, the governments alone, independent of the interests of the people, to whom war is always pernicious even when successful."

"Normality is the insanity of the masses."

"Dr. Cameron: Is it so wrong for them to want to have a normal child? It's normal to want to be normal.
Dr. House: Spoken like a true circle queen. See, skinny, socially privileged white people get to draw this neat little circle. And everyone inside the circle is "normal". Anyone outside the circle needs to be beaten, broken and reset so that they can be brought into the circle. Failing that, they should be institutionalized. Or even worse - Pitied."

"Revolution: Political movement which gets many people´s hopes up, let´s even more people down, makes almost everybody uncomfortable, and a few, extraordinarily rich. It is widely held in high regard."

"A non-violent revolution is not a program of seizure of power. It is a program of transformation of relationships, ending in a peaceful transfer of power."

"Why join the navy when you can be a pirate?"

"A well-composed book is a magic carpet on which we are wafted to a world that we cannot enter in any other way."

"Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic."

"Loneliness is the poverty of self; solitude is the richness of self."

"Greatness lies, not in being strong, but in the right using of strength; and strength is not used rightly when it serves only to carry a man above his fellows for his own solitary glory. He is the greatest whose strength carries up the most hearts by the attraction of his own."

"We can only see with open eyes. We can only hear with open ears. We can only think with open minds."

"Good Poets Borrow. Great Poets Steal."

"If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered."

"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory."

"We are defined by our memories and by our past. So who are we if we have no memory and no past?"

"I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason."

"All things truly wicked start from an innocence."

"That's what it takes to be a hero, a little gem of innocence inside you that makes you want to believe that there still exists a right and wrong, that decency will somehow triumph in the end."

"It's better to be barefoot than without books."

"For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to this agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails...and when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him forever."

"During one of those end-of-the-world things like in the movies, I'd go to a library. Nobody'd ever look there! ...That, or a Wal-Mart."

"Never judge a book by its movie. "

"What if you slept, and what if in your sleep you dreamed, and what if in your dream you went to heaven and there you picked a strange and beautiful flower, and what if when you awoke you had the flower in your hand? Ah, what then?"

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."

"I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!"

"Lord have mercy on my enemies, cause I sure as hell won't."

"Since global warming Eskimos now have twenty different words for water."

"Cynic: An idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been removed, snapped in two, and stomped into the ground."

"I fight cynicism. It's too easy. It's really boring. It's much harder to be positive and see the wonder of everything."

"Wild, dark times are rumbling toward us, and the prophet who wishes to write a new apocalypse will have to invent entirely new beasts, and beasts so terrible that the ancient animal symbols of Saint John will seem like cooing doves and cupids in comparison."

"Make a speech when you're angry and it'll be the best speech you'll ever regret."

"Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats."

"Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas."

"The glow of inspiration warms us; this holy rapture springs from the seeds of the Divine mind sown in man."

"Science does not know its debt to imagination."

"Impossibility is only the figment of an insufficient imagination."

"Every child is born blessed with a vivid imagination. But just as a muscle grows flabby with disuse, so the bright imagination of a child pales in later years if he ceases to exercise it."

"It's at night, when perhaps we should be dreaming, that the mind is most clear, that we are most able to hold all our life in the palm of our skull. I don't know if anyone has ever pointed out that great attraction of insomnia before, but it is so; the night seems to release a little more of our vast backward inheritance of instincts and feelings; as with the dawn, a little honey is allowed to ooze between the lips of the sandwich, a little of the stuff of dreams to drip into the waking mind. Perhaps that's why some of us are insomniacs; night is so precious that it would be foolish to sleep all through it! A 'bad night' is not always a bad thing."

"Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation."

"Two men look out a window: One sees mud, the other sees stars."

"If the stars should appear but one night every thousand years how man would marvel and stare."

"Space. It seems to go on and on forever. Then you get to the end, and a monkey starts throwing barrels at you."

"Avoid popularity, it has many snares, and no real benefit."

"Seek not the favor of the multitude; it is seldom got by honest and lawful means. But seek the testimony of few; and number not voices, but weigh them."

"Strategy is about changing unfavorable circumstances into a favorable situation"

"To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time."

"In time there is no present, In eternity no future, In eternity no past."

"I'll love you till the bluebells forget to bloom;
I'll love you till the clover has lost its perfume.
I'll love you till the poets run out of rhyme,
Until the twelfth of never and that's a long, long time."

"People ask me to predict the future, when all I want to do is prevent it. Better yet, build it. Predicting the future is much too easy, anyway. You look at the people around you, the street you stand on, the visible air you breathe, and predict more of the same. To hell with more. I want better."

"There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them."

"Art is not the possession of the few who are recognized writers, painters, musicians; it is the authentic expression of any and all individuality. Those who have the gift of creative expression in unusually large measure disclose the meaning of the individuality of others to those others. In participating in the work of art, they become artists in their activity. They learn to know and honor individuality in whatever form it appears. The fountains of creative activity are discovered and released. The free individuality which is the source of art is also the final source of creative development in time."

"I will begin with this confession: whatever I have done in the course of my life, whether it be good or evil, has been done freely; I am a free agent."

"We avenge intellect when we dupe a fool, and it is a victory not to be despised for a fool is covered with steel and it is often very hard to find his vulnerable part."

"What's this 'we?' You slapped him, you fight him."

"I know that I have lived because I have felt, and, feeling giving me the knowledge of my existence, I know likewise that I shall exist no more when I shall have ceased to feel."

"A writer — and, I believe, generally all persons — must think that whatever happens to him or her is a resource. All things have been given to us for a purpose, and an artist must feel this more intensely. All that happens to us, including our humiliations, our misfortunes, our embarrassments, all is given to us as raw material, as clay, so that we may shape our art."

"Good poets borrow; great poets steal."

"My idea of a perfect surrealist painting is one in which every detail is perfectly realistic, yet filled with a surrealistic, dreamlike mood. And the viewer himself can't understand why that mood exists, because there are no dripping watches or grotesque shapes as reference points. That is what I'm after: that mood which is apart from everyday life, the type of mood that one experiences at very special moments."

"Creation always involves building upon something else. There is no art that doesn't reuse. And there will be less art if every reuse is taxed by the appropriator."

"Most artists are surrealists. ... always dreaming something and then they paint it."

"Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw."

"Art does not imitate, it interprets."

"As an artist, English is my second language."

"If you want to know what true art is: Go outside on a clear night, wait until it gets very, very dark, then look up! You will see no rules of composition, no evidence of superior technique. Yet, you will be staring into the very face of pure, unadulterated beauty and wonder. That is the unattainable Ideal for which I must constantly strive."

"No matter how substandard you feel your skill or talent may be, If you never produce your art, the world will always remain deprived of it."

"The entire 'my art is better than your art' thing really gets under my skin. The fact of the matter is: Your art IS better than my art... at being what it is. So what? It just so happens that my art is better than your art, at being what it is."

"When the established members of academia start becoming vocal as to how poor your art is, then you know you're on to something."

"Great authors should be read, and not met."

"An artist is either a revolutionist or a plagiarist."

"A poet can survive everything but a misprint."

"No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist."

"It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection."

"Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person who is never serious."