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Joined 06-17-09, id: 1974132, Profile Updated: 07-23-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Hunger Games.

Hey people. My name is Maggie. Im not telling you how old i am.

I know I babble so dont say anything about my babbling.

I also have a lot of randomness and boredness.

So . . . yea

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Smileys!!

Ok, yea time to stop boring you with my randomness and boredness.

Information about my stories: Foreverlost in Twilight: Yea I can only write this when im with my freind cause were writing it togther, so it will some times (Almost always) be a while bewteen up dates.

Cat in a Dog's World: I cant write that often either so it will probally be a week or two between up dates

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (If there Happy, why hurt?)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Freakin Stereotypes)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEISMUST be evil and have no morals
I don't have a RELIGION, so I I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (I know I just said I'm christan and im religious, but its very complicated, cause its hard to belive in things you cant see)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I do to have a social life DX)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I'm just weird)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (nobody needs to know why...)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (But i don't!)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (It's just one guy, and i will never drink or do drugs -_-)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I am anti-social but no one needs to know that . . .)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
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I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
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I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
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I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (Im not EXACTLY an albino . . . but close enough)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion(I am against abortion ITS MURDER PPL!!)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish(Not the comics part . . .)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. (God I'm sick of all that crap about having a pet koala...)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

List twelve characters from your fav fandom in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them.

1. Alice

2. Jasper

3. Emmet

4. Jacob

5. Paul

6. Seth

7. Esme

8. Nessie

9. Embry

10. Carlisle

11. Leah

12. Claire

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

Seth/Leah . . . yes . . .

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Jacob? HELL YES!!

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Claire got Nessie pregnant? Umm sergeant mother?

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

Embry? yes

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Jasper/Seth? Ehhhhhhh . . . . no . . .

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

Paul/Embry or Paul/Carlisle? Uhhhh . . . neither . . .

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Esme walked in on Jasper and Claire having sex . . . she yell at jasper then call quil . . . I think . . . thats disturbing

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic?

Emmet pulls a prank on Carlisle and gets grounded, what will happen while he’s grounded?

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

Alice/Nessie? NO!!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic

Esme/Claire . . . Where’s Quil?

11) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

Leah? No

12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

Jasper/Jacob or Jasper/Paul? Paul Wolf, Calm?

13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

Nessie, My Immortal, Evanescence

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Alice/Seth/Clarie. Warning SPOILERS!

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Today . . .

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Alice and Esme are in a happy relationship until Embry runs off with Esme. Alice, heartbroken, has a hot one night stand with Leah and a brief unhappy affair with Claire, the follows the wise advice of Paul and finds true love with Emmet.

18) What title would you give this fic?

Lesbian’s and OC’s

Pic's for my stories

(foreverlost)

Ashley and Diego (wolf form):

Vicki and max (wolf form):

Sam and Rose in human form:

Ashley and Diego (human form):

Vicki and Max (Human form):

Us when were mad (In wolf form):

Rose and Sam (Im black, and im the one being licked, Wolf form):

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon

New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?
Eclipse

Eclipse or Breaking Dawn?
Eclipse

Breaking Dawn or The Twilight Movie
Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with the most:
Edward or Jacob?
Jacob

Who do you like more:

Edward or Bella?
Bella

Bella or Jacob?
Jacob

Bella or Alice?
Alice

Alice or Edward?
Alice

Alice or Jacob?
Jacob

Rosealie or Alice?
Alice

Jasper or Alice?
Jasper

Jasper or Edward?
Jasper

Carlisle or Esme?
Esme

Emmett or Jasper?
Jasper

Emmett or Jacob?
Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?
Bella

Esme or Charlie?
Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?
Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?
Billy

Jacob or Sam?
Jacob

Sam or Quil?
Quil

Quil or Embry?
Embry

Who's the better villain:
James or Victoria?
Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires
Werewolves

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. ( I think I have, but I was zoned out,so time means nothing to me)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EMMETT CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM

if you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the cullens, but you dont really care because even thought admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you dont want to heal, add this to you're profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have no willpower post this onto your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this onto your profile (My sport ran away and all my other books are jealous of Twilight because I like her better (notice I said her not it))

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (It float’s around my head and sucks up my soul when I zone out =P)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things (cough, cough Edward leaving in New Moon) or deciding that you'll give a friend all of the answers for the homework for the rest of your life if he'll find you and Edward. Crazy is when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters. Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. Crazy is writing Vampire and Werewolf history on your history homework. (Mine) Crazy is when you stare at the wall out of boredom and make up a game with following the cracks. If your crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile and add something to the list.

-All things considered, insanity be the only reasonable alternative.'s

-Let flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.

-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

-I'm not short I'm fun sized.

-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

-When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

-Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

-Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

-An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. (Dont hit Carlisle! it wouldnt do anything anyway)

-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. (this is so true for me :P)

-Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and freak slap that mother fucker upside the head.

-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

-A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. (Then thay start slaping each other)

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (I would of already died over 700 times)

-We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box. (but what if there fighting and kicking each other out when wee not looking oo scary.)

-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

-Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

-Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

-EMO kids have cool hair.

-Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

-Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?

-If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

-364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

YOUR REAL NAME:

Margaret

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Magizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Purple Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

Rose Cardamon

(this is acutally the street name of my freind but im over there so often that i think it counts)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Sprite

(That sounds so cool)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Alsribe

(Okkkkk . . .)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Jane

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Midnight or Black Gunnar or Black Cassie or Black Bart but ill go with Black Midnight

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl :I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD AND Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN we screwed up”

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the BLEEP out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH! RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when you’re rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say "IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES

" If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT won’t make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL.

So why bother?

╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Compulsive
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it to!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Gaara, Naruto, Hinata, TenTen, Temari, Shikamaru, Kiba, Akamaru, Deidara, Tobi, Sasori, Hidan, Kankuro

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina, ShikaTem, and NejiTen

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Just yaoi =P

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No I have never cosplayed naruto

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Used to have a headband . . . (Was actually my brothers . . .)

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Gaara or Naruto or Shikamaru..

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Neither. Sakura just cant handle Sasuke. And for the other part . . . *shudders*

9. Which team is your favorite? Team Kakashi and the Sand sibs. Oh! And the Akatsuki team paring things.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Hell yes! It makes so much sense!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Of Course.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi, Tobi, Deidara, and Sasori!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-sasuke. He's an attention whore.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I'm getting there though =P

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? More into the anime

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? More like ADHD

17. Sub or dub? Sub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura, yet again another attention whore.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funniest shit ever!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? HELL YES! Who doesn't?!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly bull

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Neji or Gaara

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Almost everybody who is weird is awsome

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Everyone apparently.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Sometimes. Depends on the couple and plot. And I write about Naruto.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yeah working on one right now. (but it will never be put up =[ )

27. Do you like lemons? No

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No, sadly not.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? no . . .

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? No . . .

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Nope

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No, Cant draw.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No never

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Never

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Hell No.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Not really.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Nope

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Hell yes!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Nope, just my daydreams

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Gaara
2. Naruto
3. Kiba
4. Temari
5. Shika-kun
6. Hinata
7. Sasori
8. Deidara
9. Pein
10. Itachi
11. Yondaime
12. Kankuro

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

No O.o

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sorry. I'm a chick and I'm straight.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Whoa! Kankuro getting Deidara Pregnant?! That’s disturbing!

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

Not that I have read.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Of Course! Cutest couple ever. NaruHina

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Neither. That's just scary.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sasori walked in on Naruto and Kankuro having sex? Awkward . .

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Kiba/Itatchi. A love that shouldn't be. Or should it?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

...Shudders I don't know and I don't want to know.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Sasori/Kankuro. Kankuro’s puppet break’s and Sasori comforts him?

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Temari would go de-flower her own brother? Well Temari would sneak up on him and I don't know he agrees to it.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

Nope

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Naruto/Temari/Shika-kun? Sounds interesting.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Itatchi? BROTHER!! I HAD TO!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The Dressing Room – Breath Carolina?

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Gaara/Hinata/Kankuro. Warning: Extreme hate between all characters. Read at your own risk.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I'm Disturbed . . . . not going to answer this question.

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Yondaime? Hmmmmm . . . “Never thought my son would be gay.”

20. How emo is Seven?

Sasori is not emo.

01. Bake cupcakes for: Hn. Either Gaara or well I suppose just Gaara. I know he likes cupcakes. ;D
02. Trust with the keys to my car: No one O.o
03. Put thumbtacks on their chair: Sakura... I would blame Naruto and laugh when she flips out.
04. Have a crush on: Gaara. He's down right sexy and I love them bad boys. ;D
05. Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Ino, Sakura. Ugh. Can't stand those bitchs.
06. Vote for President / Prime Minister: Tsunade bitches!
07. Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Gaara all the way. He's my best buddy. Literally. ;D
08. Pair up: Naruto Hinata, so kawii!!
09. Vote off the island and into the volcano: Ino.
10. Wheedle into fixing my MP3 player: Shika-kun, he genius.

House of Wolves

Put your iPod or MP3 on shuffle and put the song titles as the answeres, see what you get.

1. If someone says, "Is this ok?" You say,
Rockstar - Nickelback

2. What would best describe your personality?

The kill - 30 seconds to mars

3. What do you like in a guy?

“Mama” – My Chemical Romance (WTF?)

4. How do you feel today?

Gives You Hell – All American Rejects

5. What is your life's purpose?

Lips of an Angel – Hinder (Ok . . .)

6. What is your motto?

Rockstar – Nickelback (Confusing . . .)

7. What do your friends think of you?

Move Along – All American Rejects

8. What do you think of your parents?

Are you gonna be my girl – Jet (?!)

9. What do you think about very often?

The Sharpest Lives – My Chemical Romance ( . . . )

10. What do you think of your best friend?

Paralyzer – Finger eleven (This is getting weird . . .)

11. What do you think about the person you like?

Fireflies – Owl City

12. What is your life story?

Time to Dance – Panic! At the Disco (?)

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Teenagers – My Chemical Romance (It would be cool to always be a teenager . . .)

14. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Headstrong – Trapt (For on I don’t have a person I like . . . )

15. What do your parents think of you?

The Dressing Room – Breathe Carolina (??)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Famous last words – My Chemical Romance (Well it makes sense . . .)

17. What will they play at your funeral?

Animal I have become – Three days grace (I'm getting tired of hitting the shift button)

18. What is your favorite hobby/interest?

The Kill – 30 Seconds To Mars (Lauren: What haven’t you told us Maggie? –Friends look at me suspioulsy- O.O)

19. What is your biggest fear?

I write Sins not Tragedies – Panic! At the Disco (I wouldn’t want people to think I'm a whore O.o I will never be a whore)

20. What is your biggest secret?

Alive – P.O.D (?)

21. What song will be the title when you repost this?

House of Wolves – My Chemical Romance (Hey I ended up using all of my songs on this playlist)

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR -PROFILE!
-If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
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-Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
-I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
-No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

-My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
-If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
-Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
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-I met so
me crazy people, and they made me queen.
-Sani
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-If you have ever thought of someone and laughed, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name.Haruka Oujo, Mikuru Hitachi, Hana
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-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
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-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.-
-If you've ever walked into a window, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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-All the good ones are either gay, married, taken, or fictional characters in books or movies.
-The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then proceeds to tell you exactly why it isn't.
-He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
-If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

-30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
-98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 percent who hasn't, post this in your profile.
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-Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
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My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice. (most of the time)
You own/ed like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 17 =3

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
x You love to shop.
x You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.(Sometimes)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

TOTAL: 8 wooooooow . . . . .

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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