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 Author has written 5 stories for Death Note, X-Men: Evolution, Treasure Planet, One Piece, and Phantom of the Opera. Hi My name is Jessica. I'm 21 years old. Um... idk what else to say... 0.o For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella in the rain. FRIENDS: Bail you outa prison FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run.One more mouth that will never speak I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the person who has lost the best, most understanding friend I ever had because her parents found out I was bi. (True story, added by BC) Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay 7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could 11) Gay people all try to turn straight people gay. Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage! Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Please select from the following options: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and If you believe you’ve been possessed, press 6 three times. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. 1. Were you aware of the trade in cat and dog fur before viewing this? 2. Did you know that animals killed for their fur are often domestic cats and dogs stolen from their families? 3. Did you realize that cat and dog fur is sold—under different labeling—in the United States? 4. Were you aware that fur traders use methods including boiling, drowning, bludgeoning, and skinning alive in order to save money and avoid damage to the fur? 5. Did you know that cats and dogs continue to breathe and blink for five minutes after they are skinned alive? 6. Did you realize that kittens and puppies—in addition to adult cats and dogs—are often killed for their fur? 7. Do you think it is ever morally justifiable to kill animals so that their fur can be used and sold as clothing, furnishings, or trinkets? 8. Would you be willing to pledge to be fur-free today if it would help save the lives of animals, such as cats and dogs, who are killed for their fur? (If you are against the fur trade, copy and paste this onto your profile) Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. 93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown is someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who will say, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Stardawn, NightOfTheTiger, Faithrose, Allan Pike, The Worst Nightmare (I'm a freak and very proud of it, thank you very much),Pinetail, Maj Enn, Incy Little Spider, beastchicky, never-trust If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Incy Little Spider (Randall off monsters inc.), Beastchicky (beast boy, Beetlejuice, jack spicer, toad (x-men evo), Nightcrawler, quicksilver, Lenny (shark tale), Ssnake, Scarlett (Hero), Reid (Criminal minds), the list goes on); never-trust (I'm not even going to bother with a list) If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "FUUUUDGE!", "CHEEESE!" “PUDDING!” or any variation thereof, put this in your profile. If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile If you think homophobia is wrong copy and paste this into your profile If you think your house is haunted, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you ever spent a day looking up all the background information on a character, copy and paste this If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile. If you think Beyond Birthday is the absolute BEST copy this and paste it to your profile If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile! If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you KNOW those voices are real...copy and past this is your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile You're a 90's kid if: -You can finish this 'ice ice _' Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!! 51 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mar Repost this if you laughed... The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking. (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. ( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (X ) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (x) You have run into a tree. ( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow ( ) You just tried to lick your elbow. () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. () You just tried to sing them. (X ) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. ( X) You have choked on your own spit. ( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. ( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (X ) People have called you slow. ( x) You have accidentally caught something on fire ( X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (x ) You have caught yourself drooling. ( x) You’ve fallen asleep in class ( X) If someone says “fart” you laugh. (X ) You just laughed. (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about ( x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you (x ) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (X ) You use your fingers to do simple math. ( ) You have eaten a bug. () You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. ( ) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. ( ) You break a lot of things. ( x) Your friends know not to use big words around you (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (x) You have fallen out of your chair before (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling 27... Well... Okay then Stupid Questions that need to be answered! Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station... If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? SEE? THIS IS WHY YOU MEN SHOULDNT USE PICKUP LINES :D Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: "I know how to please a woman." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "But I don't know your name." Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Man: "Haven't we met before?" IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: "Phoner to Arizona" - Gorillaz Waking Up: "The Fact" - Trap Them First Day At School: "Give A Little Bit" - Goo Goo Dolls Falling In Love: "Don't Cry for me Argentina" - 'Various Artists' Fight Song: "Rock the House" - Gorillaz Breaking Up: "Summer Guests" - Cast in Bronze Prom night: "Viva La Vida" - Coldplay Life: "Stumble" - Natasha Bedingfield Mental Breakdown: "Wrong Way Corrigan" - Dulahan Driving: "The Very Fine Singer" - Dulahan Flashback: "Romeo and Juliet" - Toybox Getting back together: "It's All Over but the Crying" - Garbage Wedding: "F*ck the Rest, We the Best" - Blood on the Dance Floor Birth of Child: "Freak Out" - Avril Lavigne Final Battle: "By Your Side" - Sade Funeral Song: "Fix You" - Straight No Chaser Final Credits: "Dead and Gone" - Too Late the Hero Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you think that Orochimaru is what you get when Micheal Jackson and Lord Voldemort have unprotected sex, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone asked you how old you were and you said the wrong age, copy and paste this onto your profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffine People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. Your good friend: will comfort you when he rejects you. Your best friend: will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" Your good friend: will be there for you when he breaks up with you. Your best friend: will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." Your good friend: helps you up when you fall. Your best friend: keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" Your good friend: helps you find your prince. Your best friend: kidnaps him and brings him to you. Your good friend: will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Your best friend: will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" Your good friend: will offer you a soda. Your best friend: will dump theirs on you. Your good friend: gives you their umbrella in the rain. Your best friend: takes yours and says, "Run -bitch - run!" Your good friend: will help you move. Your best friend: will help you move the bodies. Your good friend :will bail you out of jail. Your best friend: will be next to you saying, "We really screwed up this time" Your good friend: has never seen you cry. Your best friend: won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore. Your good friend: asks you to write down your number. Your best friend: has you on speed dial. Your good friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Your best friend: will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. Your good friend: knows a few things about you. Your best friend: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. Your good friend: tells you she knows how you feel. Your best friend: just sits down and cries too. Your good friend: Will help you find my way when your lost. Your Best friend: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions. Your good friend: Will help you learn to drive. Your Best friend: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance. Your good friend: Will watch your pets when you go away. Your Best friend: Is not allowed to watch your pets anymore because of what happened last time. Your good friend: Will go to a concert with you Your Best friend: Will kidnap the band with you Your good friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Your Best friend: Calls your parents "Mom" or "Dad" Your good friend: Hides you from the cops. Your Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after you in the first place. Your good friend: lets you make an idiot of yourself in public Your Best Friend: Is up there with you making an idiot out of herself too. Your good friend: shouts "BYE!" down the hall at school, not caring who thinks ur crazy. Your Best friend: Shouts "I LOVE YOU" down the hall at school not caring who thinks ur gay. DEATH NOTE QUIZ 1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)? L. Lawliet!!! 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? 3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan? 4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times? 5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any: ... I have volumes 11 to 13 of the manga,an L necklace and poster, all three movies and the anime box sets and the thing where Ryuk is recalling all that happened 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character? Either L or Matsuda... Mainly because I act like him 7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near? 8. Light/Misa or L/Misa? 9. Did you think Matt's death was fair? 10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end? 11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people? 12. Your favorite Wammy kid? 13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira? 14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far? 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? 16. Do you believe Misa has ADD? 17. Sub or dub? 18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa? 19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's? 20. Do you even know who BB is? 21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? 22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? 23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome? 24. Which character would be the best OOC? 25. Do you like Death Note fanfics? 26. Do you write Death Note fanfics? 27. Do you like lemons? 28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters? 29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series? 30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes? 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note? 32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it? 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' 34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades? 35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note? 36. Do you want to own a Death Note? 37. Do you wish the series had ended differently? 38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? 39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns? 40. Do you have a Death Note OC? 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life? Fave Quotes: "I want a dragon for a pet. Then I can ride on it's back and yell, 'onward, Sparkles!'" Patrick "I think my gaydar just went off. Is that your new stripper name?" my response to the above quote "I'm not an idiot! I can count! I know one is more than two!" me "Do the monkey dance! Oo-ah oo-ah!" Ashley K. Pat: "You owe me five bucks!" Me: Not again! It's pronounced 'Paddington!!' Pat: You said it with a British accent! Me: That's how you pronounce the name!" the daily argument that Patrick and I have over who lost a bet we made while in London "Turtles poop Jelly Beans!" Ashley K. "Guys only act like dicks to make up for the ones that they don't have." idk who said this. "We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.'" Shigure "I'm not your cracker!" Ashley K. "Don't judge me!" me whenever I do something stupid or weird "Secretly, I am judging you." Colleen G. in response to above quote "Chicken wang, chicken wang. Hot dogs and bologna. Chicken and macaroni. Chillin' with my homies!" Monica "Yes, I'm paying atten-- Oh look, a bird!" Monica Mr. D: "I'm going to miss you two when you graduate. Me: Won't you be there? Mr. D: Yes. And it won't be too hard to find you two. You'll be bickering the whole time. Pat: My diploma!" Pat, Mr. Dougherty and myself in Latin class. "Shh... yep, I hear a beer callin' me." me during another pointless argument with Patrick. "I think my brain went on a vacation without me!" me Pat: "I want a raptor as a pet. Karen: But what if it attacks you? Pat: All you need is a spray bottle of water and a whip. Karen: But what if you hurt it? Mr. D: I don't know what's more inane. Using a bottle of water to fend off a raptor or being afraid of hurting it when it attacks you." Pat, Karen and Mr. Dougherty in Latin class "the word 'work' doesn't have an 'r' in it!" Ashley K. "I live so far west, it's east." Colleen "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down." Ashley K. "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are part of a weird religious cult." Rita Rudner "There's a Jesus in the closet. Open up and set him free. There's a Jesus in the closet. Let him out so he can breath." me and Colleen after seeing a tapestry in the Vatican. Sing to "She wolf" by Shakira "Welcome back. Now go home." Mr. Duggan "Do they speak Korean or Amsterdamese?" Elisabeth while we were waiting to change planes in Amsterdam "Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." Sheldon from 'The Big Bang Theory.' Colleen: "My last name is an adjective. Take that bitch! Me: "My last name means 'hell.' Take that bitch!" Colleen and myself. "I'm having guy trouble... Let's call this guy 'Dick.' I just don't get Dick." Ashley G. "I won't be your backup, I'll be your blackup!" Ashley G. Rose: "They want me to be a member of Beta Apple Pie" Me: "...It's 'Alpha Beta Phi'" Mama Rose and myself. "It's a dirty job, but someone has to - Why do they never put root beer in the vending machine?" Trevanti "...And then the squirrel ran in front of my car and I hit it and all you could see the rearview mirror was it's little nut rolling across the street" Trisha (I fell on the floor because I was laughing so hard) "Calling it 'Music Television' and then not playing music is like calling up Dominoes and ordering a hamburger." Joe B. on the topic of MTV (and for those of you who don't know, Dominoes is a pizza chain) "My family thinks I'm random. Don't know why." Trevanti Shi: "You owe me. You put makeup on me" Me: "And I made you feel pretty, oh so pretty." Myself and my twin brother... don't ask Shi: "I do not have a sister complex!" Me: "I'm moving to Florida and leaving you here." Shi: *gets on his knees and hugs my waist* "Don't leave me!" "Rudolf the REINDEER had a NOSE and if you ever saw it, you would even say NOTHING!" My other brother, Joe "Remember, it's your future. Do you want fries with that?" Mr. Lancer from 'Danny Phantom' Joe: "I am man! Give me meat!" Monica: I am woman! Go start grill!" Monica and her boyfriend "I am not a smart ass. I just come up with witty and sarcastic comebacks." Monica "I can hear you staring." Abby Shuto from 'NCIS' Monica: "Hey, Jess, there's a curb there." Me: "I know. I found it." "If it pleases Master, I will be a 'tard.'" Yorrick Rebecca: "Why are short people so... short? Maybe God couldn't reach them." Me: "I'm only short to those who are taller than me." Me: *pounding on a door* "LET ME IN!" William: "Can't you just break it down?" Me: "That would be just plain rude." "The South may not rise again but it can certainly get up off this chair and come over there" Mary Ruth "If you roast a Care Bear does it become a Gummy Bear?" Mary Ruth "You're just like him (2.) You forget to remember to be afraid" 5 from the movie '9' Rei: "He (father) could send us overseas to a place where we have to get around riding on camels! What would you do then?" Kira: "First, I'd draw the camel." Rei and Kira from 'MARS' "What's past is prologue and the world awaits." from 'Eyes Like Stars' by Lisa Mantchev Jedjih: "We are searching for the "nerd" in her natural habitat, the library. We must go forward with caution for she is known to get violent when someone comes between her and her books let alone the internet... OH SHIT SHE SPOTTED US! ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION! SERPANTINE SERPANTINE!!!" Me: "...You're an idiot." Myself and my oddly named Guardian "We are such stuff as dreams are made on." from "Perchance to Dream" by Lisa Mantchev Peaselblossom: “You didn't just write the play, Bertie, you ordered the Players about, shouted, and threw an artistic hissy fit. Do you know what that makes you?" Peaselblossom: "How long have you been like this?" Bertie: "Insane? All my life, I think." Pease and Bertie from 'Perchance to Dream' by Lisa Mantchev "I'll punch you in the face... with my foot." Me "We're in the middle of the ocean! Those are some weird fish." Michael while high off his rocker. The "fish" were toucans on a mobile Garret: "What are you?" Devon: "Frankly we're the reason why cousins shouldn't get married" from 'Quest for Camelot' Cornwall: "We just broke the Dragons' Cardinal Rule." Devon: "What, never wear brown shoes with a blue suit?" from 'Quest for Camelot' "It's not cheating, it's giving myself a boost." me Dad: "My sarcasm got the better of me." Me: "Could be worse. You could be like me. My sarcasm gets the better of me daily." "Happiness is more addicting than feeling the vibrations of a bass in your chest. And that is saying A LOT coming from me." Me "Music is my life. It makes me happy when I am sad and humbles me when I am not." Me "We paint ceilings, ceilings an only ceilings! We don't paint floors because they're beneath us." Yakko (Animaniacs) "I can hear you eyeing them." Shiloh to my dad when he was eyeing some carrots I cooked for Easter Dad: "I should take you down to the ballpark. Then you can hang over the rails and call to him (Joey Votto) like all the other girls. 'Oh Joey! Come here and sign my chest!'" Me: "I got plenty of room! Go on and bring the whole team! they can all sign!" Don't ask... My dad almost fell out of his chair "Everyone except for those who are driving PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!" Kim Heechul "We kill our enemies. We kill our allies. We kill the people we're supposed to protect and lay waste to countries we're supposed to govern. We even kill ourselves and it's still not enough." Arucard (Hellsing Ultimate)... Perfectly sums up the human condition, dont'cha think? "Did we turn British?" Lizzy Bennet (The Lizzt Bennet Diaries) "Got it memorized?" Axel (Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days) "That cat's a walking question mark" Roxas (Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days) "The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame." Hellsing Stories Posted: "Haunted" - X-Men Evolution; Kurt x OC; In Progress; Rated M for language and gore Summary: When a girl shows up at the door step of the Xavier mansion in the dead of winter and barely clinging for life, it raises questions that demand to be answered. Where did she come from, who is she really, and what language is she speaking? "One Last Time" - Treasure Planet; Jim x OC (Re-Write of "Nothing Lasts Forever"); In Progress; Rated M for language and gore Summary: Noah prizes loyalty more than gold. So when she joins Silver on the R.L.S. Legacy and befriends Jim, her loyalty is tested. Does she stay with the man who saved her life? Or the boy who stole her heart "Walk the Line" - Death Note; L x OC; In Progress; Rated M for Language Summary: Yatsuki is a woman who works on both sides of the law. But when Kira turns out to be one of her closest friends and he is threatening the life of another, she'll have to choose between joining Kira and saving her friend, or joining L and risking everything "She Sees All" - One Piece; Zoro x OC; In Progress; Rated M for language, gore and adult situations Summary: Captured, blindfolded and humiliated. She remembers. She holds a grudge. She will get her revenge. She will cut down anyone in her way. "In Silence I Shine" - Phantom of the Opera; Erik x OC; rated M for adult scenes Summary: Jay refuses to speak to anyone, even her partner. But when she finds herself in a foreign land she attracts the attention of one O.G., and he makes it his mission to pry her from her shell. Stories Not Yet Posted: "Je T'aime" - Phantom of the Opera; Erik x OC; Rated M for language and adult situation Summary: He's never had anyone speak those three words to him. She thinks they're said too much to hold any real meaning. What happens when these two meet? Modern take on POTO. "Nobody's Bitch" - Wolf's Rain; Kiba x OC & Tsume x OC; Rated M for language... serious language Summary: ... Work in progress -.-" "Worlds Apart" - Cyborg 009; 004 x OC; Rated T (Subject to change) Summary: Black Ghost has a new project and the experiments are more than willing to help the 00 Cyborgs bring him down. But what happens when one of these new Cyborgs awakens a part of 004 that he had forgotten? "We're Not All the Same" - Naruto; ?? x OC; Rated T (Subject to change) Summary: Not all demons were born bad. Some are only seen that way. When one of these demons stumbles upon the Leaf Village it leads to things that would NEVER happen otherwise. ?? x OC (I was thinking Itachi, but we'll see.) "Wishing on Stars" - Fushigi Yuugi; Tasuki x OC; Rated M for violence, language and adult situations Summary: All she ever wanted was to go home... "Suck It" - Hellsing; Alucard x OC; Rated M for violence, language and adult situations Summary: She has conquered all her demons, but now she must conquer one more. However, he turns out to be her most difficult challenge yet. And the pending apocolypse isn't helping much "Boundaries" - Spirit: Stallion of the Cimerron (Don't judge me); Little Creek x OC; Rated T Summary: The Coloniel's daughter ran away from the fort after helping Spirit and Little Creek escape. Now, with only her black stallion as a companion, she must make a choice. Warn the Lakota of her father's impending attack or just stay in the shadows... "Scrap Metal" - Phantom of the Opera; Erik x OC; rated M for adult scenes/innuendos and language Summary: What if Raoul wasn't the only patron of the Opera Populaire? And what if the other patron was a highly unorthodox woman? Hilarity ensues as she not only breaks down, but completely decimates the walls of "modern" society. (Title will be better explained in later chapters) "Monster" - Harry Potter; Harry x OC x Draco; Rated T (Subject to change) Summary: Harry could barely hold Annabelle's gaze. She was in pain, both physical and emotional as she stared on, wishing for help. "Harry, please." She pleaded, somehow being heard over the commotion. "I don't want to be a monster." |
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