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 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Misc. Anime/Manga. NOTE: I took a break from my Naruto stories, so, cry a river, build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!! Appearance: I have brown hair that's super dark and usually mistaken as black, my hair is naturally curly/wavy which I hate so it's usually straightened, my hair is thick and is cut about at my shoulders, I'm tall for my age and really skinny, I have deep brown eyes that fade into black towards the pupil and sometimes my iris is ringed in red, when the sun hits my hair right I get natural red highlights, but only in some strands (T.T) Age: ...you shouldn't give a damn... Gender: I'm a kunoichi, so take a guess. Personality: I'm quiet around everyone but my true friends. People make fun of me, and frankly, I don't give a damn. I'm laid back and calm, but I have a really bad temper, and I mean REALLY bad, meaning, if I'm pissed, get away from me, and FAST. (that would be quiet hard considering the fact that I have super speed) I'm a loner, and very solitary. You could normally find me in my room with my lights turned down: I'll be drawing (working on my OC's) and listening to my ipod. Favorites: Colors: Shadow Black, Blood Red, Midnight Blue, Deep Violet, Dusk Gray, Neon Blue (in no particular order) Songs: Goodbye (SR-71) Savior (30 Seconds To Mars) Attack (30 Seconds To Mars) The Kill (30 Seconds To Mars) A Little Faster (There For Tomorrow) Going Under (Evanescence) All Naruto & Shippuden openings, endings, themes, and soundtracks, Anime: Naruto/Shippuden, Quotes: CHA! KATSU! DATTEBAYO! You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same. Drinks: Rootbeer, lemonade Foods: ramen, sushi, dango, ritz crackers, mint chocolatechip icecream, candy Shows: Naruto/Shippuden (again xD) NCIS, Destroyed In Seconds, Invader Zim My Story Ideas: Yuumei- The Light were always taught that the Dark were horrible people that are evil and kill for fun. But as they scheme to attack the Dark, a girl who is visiting the Light heads back and warns her people. She is given a mission: to prove that the Dark live in peace. On her journey she gathers her friends and family to assist her on her task. Will she come through? Or will the Light wage a war with the Dark? (title means Light and Dark) Favorite TV Shows: NARUTO, NARUTO Shippuden, Pokemon, Figure 17, . . .ANIME Favorite Characters: NARUTO Shippuden Sakura Deidara Konan Pein Itatchi Kisame Tobi Zetsu Hinata Kiba Akamaru Pakkun TonTon NOT SASUKE!! HE CAN GO DIE!! Favorite Couples DeiSaku!! KibaHina!! PeinKonan!! ShickaIno ShickaTema (sometimes) NejiTen Sasuke shall die in the flaming dephs of hell!! Couples I Hate SasuSaku (DIE SASUKE!!) NaruSaku (Dude seriously WTF!) NaruHina (WHY?) (any couple that defies DeiSaku, KibaHina or PeinKonan, I HATE!) 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony,sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, MyObsessionIsGaara, kage kui, NejiTenfanforever, 9shadowcat9, Akatsuki wolves6, Akatsuki Chef, Deidara-kunisMine, Nikara Kazikama & Ashika Kazikama, The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. The school board is thinking that they should have school all year. (USA) If you think that they should keep it as it is, then copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Akatsuki wolves6, Akatsuki Chef, Deidara-kunisMine, Nikara Kazikama & Ashika Kazikama, You know you are obsessed with Naruto. Things in bold are the things you have actually done. 1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU. When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it He who laughs last thinks slowest An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work I'm not cynical, everything just sucks I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good I'm not as dumb as you look The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people. It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the tme to do it. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis. It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. When I'm feeling down I like to whistle...it makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows. If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance. Stupid is just a 5 letter word. Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice. Friends are like condoms, they protect each other when things get hard. No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans? Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. If voting could change anything, it would be illegal. That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is. If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it. I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself. Work is blackmail for survival. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs. Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them. Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys. When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later. Fun flies when you're doing time. When all else fails, use duct tape. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injection? You are now entering a school free drug zone. Thank you for pot smoking. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!" My Reality Check bounced. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. (Poor Deidara-Sempai) If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile If you believe that everyone in the world is a baka, copy and paste this on your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. Stupid Elmo song... If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (it says enter with permission only... I wonder why...) If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!! If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it... If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!! I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. By the way, Tobi says that he's a good boy!! If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile! If you really hate Sasuke from Naruto, and wish Gaara had killed him when he had the chance, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list Gaaras1Girl, Gaarafangirl91, Deidara-kunisMine, Nikara Kazikama & Ashika Kazikama, Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character. If you think Itachi should tell Sasuke to "quit being a wussy", copy and paste this into your profile. lol If you think Sasuke should kill Karin, put this on your profile-then add your name. Myatei-of-the-akatsuki, Gaarafangirl91, Deidara-kunisMine, All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair...-sob- If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile. If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile. ~~If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!~~ 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. In class, all the time! If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. ಠ_ಠ(-\) WEE! ART IS A BANG! UN If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "Believe it!!" and "Art is a BANG!!" If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Most stats like this are made up. If you are saying "Why wouldn't I know that?" Copy and paste this in your profile. If you discriminate, then shame on you. If not, copy and paste this in your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin trix, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others. If you are not afraid to show your religion , copy and paste this into your profile. (Also good for you) 99 percent of people think that all guys are perverts. If you are part of the 1 percent that knows better then copy and paste this in your profile. Every 7.5 seconds a woman is beaten by her husband or boyfriend. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog,Greendayluvr93,AnimelovinKiDD, Kavyle, VampireWolfGirl, Deidara-kunisMine, Nikara Kazikama & Ashika Kazikama, Every hour 12 women are raped. COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANY FORM OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!! If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit! COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP. 7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE! Copy and Paste...this is hilarious!! :-P Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!))) Jobun = Foreword Ichi = One Haru = Spring Sayonara = Goodbye Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone) Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart... Koibito / Amate = Lover Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear' Koi = Love Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan) Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man' Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto) Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura) Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke) Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi) Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man' Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag' Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin Ossan = Old man / Mister Onna = Woman Gaki = Brat -sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama -san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san -kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun -chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan -sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei -taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake) -shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura) -senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai, Deidara-sempai -kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai These are actually on the labels. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: On an American Flag: Made in China At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?) Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.) QUOTES TO LIVE BY 1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. 2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster. 14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head 19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. 21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Guns don't kill people. I do. My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. 30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS 32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. 33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. 34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship. I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have. 39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal. 42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. 46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! 48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow To put it nicely, I hope you choke. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Would you like a cookie? So would I. 56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. 57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. 58.) A day without sunshine is like... night. 59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! 60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot 61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! 62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. 63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! 64.) I do what cheerios tell me. 65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. 66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! 67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that... 68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. 69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet... 70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. 72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro. At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came -Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!! -Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!! -Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em. -What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? -Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this -Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why -I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? -A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" -They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Maybe of laughter... -It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? -When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it. -When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. -Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that pollution, deforestation, killing off species and ozone depletion FREAKING SUCK and that your government needs to get it's act together and start helping clean it up, paste this to your profile. Promise that you will recycle, use enviroment friendly items and do your best to keep the planet healthy. It's our world, people, we've only got one! I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted... If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this. If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this. If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this. If you're a Christian, and not ashamed to let everyone know it, copy and paste this. If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this. If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. ATTENTION: CHILD ABUSE IS VERY, VERY REAL. IF YOU ARE 100 AGAINST CHILD ABUSE AND WANT TO HELP STOP IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE! OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing this is this panda this is is panda this is how panda this is you panda this is keep panda this is a panda this is retard panda this is busy panda this is for panda this is forty panda this is seconds panda ~now read every 3rd word starting from the top~ (..)'(..) Want to get kicked out of Wal-Mart? 101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!! 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy". 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?" 15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department. 16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!) 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 43. Two words: "Marco Polo." 44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. 45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." 53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word. 55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." 59. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it. 70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign. 71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag 72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming" 73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes 74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices 75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane 76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle) 77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!" 78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight 79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over. 80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap. 81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section 82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls. 83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner. 84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens. 85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it. 86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!" 87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund. 88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught 89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms. 90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me." 91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name. 92. Rearrange items as you see fit. 93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere. 94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs. 95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex). 96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended). 97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items. 98. Follow someone until they notice. 99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial. 100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!" 101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.' If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges." "I think, therefore I get a headache." "I smile because I have no idea what's going on." "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." "Death is life's way of telling you you're fired." If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. When darkness calls, I will answer, when my mother calls, I hide...-' If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions,Youtube videos, & other peoples profiles,Copy & Paste this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge. The light at the end of the tunnel is the train coming If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.H.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Please read this. It might not make since at first about what it's about, but it will at the end. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying 1) Repost this message. All bolded ones suit me. Half bolded im unsure of. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. I've HURT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm JAMICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar. I'm from NEW YORK so I MUST BE IN A GANG I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser ~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.~ ~If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.~ ~Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.~ ~If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. ~If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.~ ~If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.~ ~If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. ~Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. 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If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.~ ~If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.~ ~If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.~ ~If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.~ ~If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.~ ~If you're overly obssessed with dogs or is a doglover then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Klutzilla01, furubafreak01 Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! ~If you hate those annoying chain letters on Youtube or Email copy and paste this into your profile~ If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! ~My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe Hidan will return If you believe we should kidnap Kishimoto and make him spill the rest of Naruto to us copy and paste this onto your profile. The boy woke up, just 14 years old. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, Flyflew, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, DarkLillyOftheNight96, Nikara Kazikama, Ashika Kazikama, If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile Fourty-Nine laws of Anime: Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito 1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity 2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation 3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics 4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion 5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion 6. Law of Temporal Variability 7. First Law of Temporal Mortality 8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality 9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis 10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity 11. Law of Inherent Combustability 12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission 13. Law of Energetic Emission 14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude 15. Law of Inexhaustability 16. Law of Inverse Accuracy 17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability 18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity 19. Law of Demonic Consistency 20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability 21. Law of Tactical Unreliability 22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability 23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality 24. Law of Americanthropomorphism 25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality 26. Law of Feline Mutation 27. Law of Conservation of Firepower 28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence 29. Law of Melee Luminescence 30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism 31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability 32. Law of Follicular Permanence 33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics 34. Law of Probable Attire 35. Law of Musical Omnipotence 36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination 37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance 38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission 39. Law of Inverse Attraction 40. Law of Nasal Sanguination 41. Law of Xylolaceration 42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence 43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia 44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation 45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis 46. Law of Flimsy Incognition A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile 92 percent of American Teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off. 98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile (ive even fallin ova sittin down) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Uchiha Nara, Roamin-Tigeress, XxSeRaSxaLuCaRdxX, Kuroi Bara-676, Nikara Kazikama & Ashika Kazikama REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! You say BABY PINK If you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile. ~Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.~ ~If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.~ ~Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. ~Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. ~ ~If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.~ ~If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.~ ~If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.~ ~If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. ~92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe we should kidnap Kishimoto and make him spill the rest of Naruto to us copy and paste this onto your profile. Akatsukicons! Itachi -/ \- Deidara o\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @ Sasori -.- Kisame =0_o= Hidan o.o Kakuzu . Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!! ()() Yeah, I'm helping Mr.Bunny. HE ROCKS YOUR SOCKS...or feet or...? Well anyway, put the bunny on your profile and join the dark side. (We have cookies.) Copy and paste it to your profile so the bunny can gain world domination! SUPPORT THE BUNNY! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, Emo-GothFreak,Cheeseeatingsurrenderrat,sakura-sasuke-together, Princesssayuri1, VampireToshiro,TeardropsOfAnAngel, Fourteenth Guardian, xless.then.three, xxbochiboxx, SapphireShadowCat, Kuroi Bara-676, Nikara Kazikama & Ashika Kazikama If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, Angelaurora7777(obssessively and almost nonstop, i could spend my entire day reading fanfic), xXdei-deiXx(lol i'm a fanfic addit and im damn proudXD), xxbochixx ( I went until 9:00 in the morning till 2:00 the next day :D nonstop! except for eating...), SapphireShadowCat(denying possessive behavior to the computer. Surviving only on a sugar high reading DeiSaku fics. XD,..., Kuroi Bara-676, Nikara Kazikama & Ashika Kazikama If your one of the people who like to copy and paste these things on to your profile. Copy and paste this on to your profile. If there are times when you annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipilification" in the dictionary If you have ever felt sad for no apparent reason whatsoever, copy this into your profile! For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy (this is stuff I do) is when you're off in your own little world, and you think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile. (sad isn't it?) 93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say to the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now? Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." Or “who, me? Why of course! We have a club T-shirt too!”, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, WolfChibi-Chan, Xerxes93, BlueMoon-Hime, Kuroi Bara-676, Nikara Kazikama & Ashika Kazikama If you have ever sneezed out of your mouth, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile (I annoy people in real life, characters in fanfics and flamers... I HATE flamers) I don’t understand people who are satisfied with normal... I’m weird, I’m crazy, I’m the center attraction, and I go against the grain! If you do too, add your name and copy this to your profile! KowaretaHikari, Xerxes93, BlueMoon-Hime. Kuroi Bara, Nikara Kazikama & Ashika Kazikama If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you copied these into your profile, copy this into your profile! FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because who has time for drugs when you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have talked in your sleep without knowing until someone tells you the next day. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fell over in public and had people laugh at you. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever called someone "mom" by accident and it isn't your mom. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fallen asleep in any lessons. Copy and paste this into you profile if you have ever hit something very hard to cause damage, but ended up hurting yourself in the process. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. "A ninja waits till the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness in the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste this if your a Ninja! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile(DUH) If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.(IM WEIRD AND PROUD) if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. BE WEIRD BUT NOT STUPID PEOPLE SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU) If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile(I LIKE BLOOD) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, aussie_girl1990, animeprincess619, SasukeUchiha911, BlueMoon-Hime, Kuroi Bara-676, Nikara Kazikama & Ashika Kazikama I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you can never find any article of clothing or accessory with the first letter of your name, copy & paste this into your profile If you've ever wondered -out of nowhere- if someone, anywhere, is talking about you that very instant C&P into your profile If you've ever mixed your friends' names by accident (they get mad at me when I do that...) -you know what to do- Have you ever looked yourself in the mirror for so long you thought you began to look like someone (or something) else? If so...C&P into your profile thingie (IT'S CALLED BOREDOM PEOPLE!) If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If YOU think you're mentally insane...copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longerIf you're Gemo copy and paste this into your profile. If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a music freak, copy and paste this into your profile. ~ If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. ~ If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world, copy this in your profile. ~ If you know someone who should have a tree fall on him/her, copy this into your profile. ~ If you think fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this into your profile. ~ If you would like to see Kikyo's head on a fencepost, put this in your profile. ~ A friend tries to help you when you get hurt. A true friend sits there laughing their ass off saying "Dude, you're an idiot!" ~ If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. ~ Fanfiction: My anti-drug. Because, who has time for drugs when you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?~ Manga: My other anti-drug. Because how could you possibly afford drugs when you're addicted to manga?~ If you've ever laughed at something you know isn't supposed to be funny, put this on your profile. ~ If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile. ~ If you immediate reaction to someone calling you crazy is to say you’re awesome, copy this into your profile. If you've went on someone's profile just for because you wanted to stalk them on Fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever stared, blank-faced, unblinkingly, jaw-slack, empty minded for one minute or more copy and paste this into your profile. To you Orochimaru is Michael Jackson or Gene Simmons? You decide! Copy and paste this into your profile. If you didn't know Orochimaru's walls were purple until Sasuke blew the place up copy and paste this into your profile. Cont how many anime/mangas you've read/watched. If it's over twenty go get your Otaku belt at the white house. If you know someone who is weird enough to do this copy and paste this into your profile. REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now The diffence between Friends...and Best friends FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! Things to know that are stupid...( I have done most of these...) Try to go into the computer and get knocked out. Scream Gaara randomly in class. Get detention because of that. Cry because Deidara dies.crying hystericly (I can't spell that word to save my life!) Think about things not related to the subject Run into things. (trees, doors, cookie) Trip over air. Slip on a Cheez-it. Think something touched you and fall over. Go down a metal slide wet. Go down a metal slide head first on your back Kick something and fall Get hit with a shoe Twice Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Watch a scary movie, then laugh when some one dies Watch a comedy movie and cry when some one makes a joke. Eat crab with the shell on Say quack alot. Watch tv while cooking a highly flammable thing. (Uhhh...) If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. I don’t suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it If you think Itachi is cooler than Sasuke paste this to your profile. If you think Kabuto has a secret stash of crack under his bed, copy and paste this in your profile The Deidara is a fucking man, so fuck off with your "Deidara's a girl!" bullshit club. If you know Deidara's a man and will kick anyone's ass if they say he's a girl copy and paste this onto your profile.If you think Sasuke should kill Karin, put this on your profile! IF YOU CAN'T STAND SASUSAKU PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE You know you are obsessed with Naruto. Things that have an X are the things you have actually done. Live by a strict diet of only ramen. Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree. XCall your semester exam a chuunin exam. XStart using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. XRoll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". XCopy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. XTell your friends about your dream to become Mizukage or any other Kage Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. XStart adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names. Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. XStick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. (I did for a second before my parents yanked my hand out T-T) XStart to call your teachers Sensei. Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. XWhen someone asks you who your dream guy is and you say Deidara. XAgree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. XSpend your week searching down Naruto sites. XRefuse a date because you're saving yourself for Deidara. XGraduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. XYell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it. XTell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome (I tell them that if I get a C cause I don't fail. But I mostly tell my friends) Put a picture of Sasori/Konan in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend. XList Anbu as current occupation on a job application. xCan spout out a random character quote on command. (smal x means I think so) XDraw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!". Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. xGet bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. XStart referring to your crush as your 'Akatsuki Badass'. XDecide to call your moral code your "ninja way". 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sakura, Deidara, Kiba, Hinata, Konan, Pein 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? DeidaraXSakura, KibaXHinata, PeinXKonan 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Nooooooooo... 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Not yet but I will. 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Let’s see well I have seven mangas (all with Akatsuki in them 3XD) two packs of Naruto cards, two poster books, a 2009 calander, a game book and a Shonen Jump 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? DEIDARA! 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina all da way!! 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? ...EWWW...NEITHER! 9. Which team is your favorite? Akatsuki, but they need Sakura! 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) He's Madara in Obito's body ppl! 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? No shit he is! DUH! 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? DEIDARA&SAKURA!! (in my mind she shud b in it!) 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? ANTI-SASUFAG! THAT CHICKEN ASS KILLED DEIDARA!! 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Most 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Most 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Sometimes...depends 17. Sub or dub? SUB! 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? PRO-SAKURA ALL DA WAY! 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? ANNOYING!! POOR DEIDARA!! 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? No. Shit. Hell. YES! 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? UGLYYYYYY NEEERRRRRRDD!! 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? My FAVS! 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? WEEEEIIIIRRRRRRRRDDDDOOOOOOO! 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? SAKURA IN AKATSUKI! 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? HELL. YES! 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yeah. IM OBSESSED! YAY! 27. Do you like lemons? Noooooooo... 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Know what the show name is but no, not really. 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? I burned a DVD! 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Not yet 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Pfft. Hell. YES. 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes. Many times 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Not yet but itl happen you'll see 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Hell. Yes 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Kinda...idk 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Noooooooo...PERVE! 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader’ theory? HELL NO! HE'S BEEN DEAD PPL! 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Yes. Lost count a looooooong time ago! 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No he never was...CHICKEN ASS. 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Nope! 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? HELL YEAH! DATTEBATO! BELIEVE IT! ╔═╦═╦═╦╦╗Put this on your page ╔══╗╔══╦╗ ╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ |
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