Um, so I'm pretty boring, I think, but I love to talk about myself, harharhar.

I'm Daryl -- yes, I'm a chick with a dude's name, deal with it. I'm sixteen, ~going on seventeen / baby, it's time to think... in June. Honestly, I'd like to stay at this age forever, and I like to say I'm pretty mature. I currently live in northern Illinois, but we move around all the time. California is my favorite place on the planet, but it sucks to live there. I have three sisters, two dogs, and thirteen-thousand cats (kidding, but we do have a bunch -_-). We rescued the two dogs from the pound -- they were strays and we picked them up, it was a very Lady and the Tramp sort of moment; one's a rat terrier, the other is some sort of poodle. Umm.. I play a bunch of instruments (piano, guitar, bass, drums, saxophone), but I haven't learned them ~properly, and I never finish anything. I'm terribly sarcastic, almost in a morbid sort of way, but I don't think I'm really funny. I'm incredibly OCD and ADD. I have an imaginary friend, Ash, and she lives in my esophagus.

Twilight: I despise it with a searing gates of Hell sort of passion. Just the books, I can't stand them. They're put on this pedestal and I hate it. Adults read it and praise it like it's fucking Shakespeare; do you have nothing better to read? Are you really that inexperienced in literature that you think "ZOMGTWILIGHT" is, really, that amazing? It's disgusting. Some fanfiction is better than reading Twilight, imho. So, yeah, I hate Twilight, I can't stand Stephenie Meyer, and I think Catherine Hardwicke is a nut... but I love the movies, because of the actors and because they're kinda-sorta funneh. So. -cough-

Ummm... I hate to say it, but Twilight-The-Books inspired me to write. I write tons of Twilight fanfiction -- though I've never published any of it on here -- and I'm working on several of my own novels. This account only exists should I ever choose to publish any of my unfinished fanfiction and so I can stalk/review other writers and follow their stories.

So that's me. :)
- Daryl.