ok people of the world, or more of the the fan fiction comunity. i am new to the whole writing stories shizzel as i have only writan one lol. i do not plan to keep it that way so plz review if you like my avatar you can have it aswell share the insanity is wat i think. as some of you may know from reviews i have posted, that i do knot like edward im sorry edward lovers but i just cant get over what he did to bella. so from her on i am a dedicated team jasper fan lol :)

You say akon-I say GOOD CHARLOTTE

You say 50 Cent- i say GREENDAY

You say Jonas Brothers-I say BLINK 182

You say Miley Cyrus-I say SUM 41

you say kanye west- i say new found glory

you say flo rida- i say simple plan

you say katey perry- i say pink

you say ashley tisdale- i say avril lavigne

You say rap-I say Rock
You say pop-I say PUNK
You say hip hop- i say UR A FAG
92 of kids have turned to rap,pop,& hip hop.If your one of the 8 who like to jump up and down and disturb the peace copy and paste

fav movie - it's between edward sizzor hands (we all love a goth) the heathers (i am such a veronica) and last but not least the breakfast club (beacause we all are a jock a princess a basket case a dork and a crimanal)

fav book(s)- twilight duh-maximum ride-magyk(i know realy kiddie but watev)- lady grace mysteries(come on who dosent love a tudor murder mystery)

fav food- custard!!whooooooo!!

fav song- pieces by sum 41 i know it is slow but it is deep and has meaning ( sorry getting in touch with my emo side lol)

fav drink- root bear yaaaay

fav animal- gorrilla

fav saying- i know im wierd quit reminding me

fave colour- black silver and dark purple

my goal- to live not survive

my dream car-

my dream shoes-

afew things about me i am 5ft 8ich 13 year old girl i know freeky isn't it. not telling you my name nor am i telling you were i live.

If you don't have a boyfriend, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (wooooo!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you wish you could meet all your favorite celabrities, copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your @ off. (Heck YEAH!)

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit his dang cereal, copy this, and put it in your profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The Teams

Emmett is the Strongest,

Edward is the fastest,

Carlisle is the smartest

Bella is the one we envy

Jacob is the SUN

But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

TEAM CARLISLE - because we all wish that doctors could be that hott

TEAM ESME - because she is the best mother ever

TEAM EDWARD - because we all wish every guy was that romantic

TEAM BELLA- because we all somewhat envy her

TEAM JASPER - becasue now we know emotional texan soldiers are smokin!

TEAM ALICE- because pyshic pixie are great fun to hang with.

TEAM EMMETT - because he's just a cuddly teddy bear

TEAM ROSALIE - because secretly we all love how rude she is.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Louis Vuitton has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not kiss in class.
(On The Hood Of The Lamborghini Attracts More Attention)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

Unique Girl

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

I am a girl who doesn't dream of being a singer or a dancer but dreams of being a vampire

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96
But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

ok i know i have waaay to much writtan here but wat you gunna do it's my profile lol