"He's not the boogeyman...he's the guy you call to KILL the f-ing boogeyman."

There is something strange about the woman they find in the winter wilderness. She is cold, unwavering, and strangely menacing. Arthur Morgan finds himself pulled in by that vivacity. Unbeknownst to him, she knows many things that elude this cowboy. Like magnet to metal, no matter how far he throws her away, he always finds himself going back. Mature themes

Chris can't deal. Enter Leon Kennedy to save the day. Sheva's gonna give it the old college try too. Awkwardness ensues. Hot people want lovin. Somebody gets chased around the dining room table. Sex. Romance. Bad Jokes. Artwork by Demonleon3D! Leon/Sheva/Chris

Stranded in the snowcapped Grizzlies, the gang struggles to make ends meet. Imagine the indignation when Pearson catches some goddamn kid rifling through their provisions in the middle of the night. Arthur/OFC.

Certain tensions have been building, and being forced into a very confined space may cause an explosion. FemShep/Garrus oneshot

What happens when a man broken by the violent world around him, gets a chance to escape it? Leon Kennedy is battle hardened, world weary and nursing a drinking problem. When nature itself intervenes to throw him a lifeline.. Leon discovers an unsettling truth about his past. Can he ever leave it all behind? Set after Resident Evil: Vendetta

Black Panther tells us that Shuri is the one to fix up Bucky when they arrive in Wakanda - and if you don't think she doesn't show her sass as she tinkers with his metal arm or calls Steve Rogers Captain Coloniser when they meet then you're wrong. Oneshot based on the Civil War end credits and characters from Black Panther featuring Steve, Bucky, Shuri and T'Challa - no pairings.

Nearly a year after the Reaper War, Shepard and Garrus find a new home that's located somewhere not-so-warm and tropical. Contains a series of stories of domestic life post-ME3. FINAL TWO CHAPTERS POSTED!

Over missions together, moments of training and moments of intimacy, Bucky and Natasha work to reacquaint themselves all over again, and while it's not all smooth sailing, some moments definitely leave behind a reason for both Bucky and Natasha to hope that the life ahead of them is worth all the loss and pain of their pasts.

A wise Krogan once said that the only stories worth telling are those of love, sex, and war. This has all three. A story of provocateurs, confidants, and unhealthy attraction. Mass Effect Noir. Rated MA. Original content and a touch of AU pre & post ME1-3 concerning the secrets, origins, and lives of Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian.

Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.

Shepard and Garrus share a quiet moment before going through the Omega 4 relay.

Little extra scenes throughout the plot of Metal Gear Solid V, along with an epilogue.

In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.

She is his kouhai, his precious kouhai. As her Sempai he is to help her, show her the ropes, protect her- Not fall in love with her. He failed miserably at that. She's two years younger than him. Two years! Shizuo pinched the bridge of his nose, and he was so sure that he was into the big sister type. SHIZUONA SMUT

"'Garrus…' 'You can't tell me you haven't thought about it before. Getting her back.'" - Garrus and Kaidan finally get down to the barebones of loving Commander Shepard when they think she isn't listening. Hint: she is.

Bucky is forced to endure his own birthday celebration. Thanks to Natasha, the night ends on a much better note than the one it began on. Birthday!Bucky, WinterWidow, StuckyBrotp [March 10, 2016]

Loose prologue to my one-shot Elegia fic, set post Mission 46. Also posted at Archive of Our Own. MAJOR SPOILERS for MGSV The Phantom Pain! Quiet and Venom just want to be together, protests from certain Diamond Dogs staff be damned. [Cover Image via pindakees Deviantart!]

If anything she was excited, turned on, overly stimulated, and overcome with ecstasy. She cursed her natural attraction to danger, and couldn't believe she was in this place simply because he wanted vengeance. Yes, that's right this was vengeance, for what? Being late. ShizuoxVorona Shizuona SMUTTY SMUT SMUT

Missions can be hard on the body and mind, but a quiet Christmas Eve together helps. Written for the BuckyNat Secret Santa exchange on tumblr. Thank you, Mellpen00, for the lovely icon!

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a Vulcan in the grip of Pon Farr must be in want of a mate. -A Pride and Prejudice meets Star Trek Story-

One Shot. Also posted at Archive of Our Own. MAJOR SPOILERS for MGSV The Phantom Pain! Set during Metal Gear 1 events, a major canon divergence occurs when somebody refuses to be forgotten within the pages of history.

Steve Rogers is stumped- Natasha Romanoff found Bucky a month ago, so why does she keep it a secret? And when they're finally reunited, why does Thor steal Bucky away to Asgard? Will the citizens of New York even allow Bucky to start anew? Post Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Hurt/Comfort, Whump, Angst, Romance, Adventure. Sam Wilson, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton

Varona and Shizuo are on their way back home, when Shizuo spots something furry lying on the side of the road. One-Shot.

Post-Serenity (Movie) Mal/Inara one shot.

Feelings for the girl had always stirred within Aikurou and no matter what he tried, they refused to die. A chance springs up for an opportunity for him to express himself and he'd be damned if he didn't take it. [MikiRyu PWP]

Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...

Peter takes Gamora out for a night of well-deserved dancing fun. Rated M for the last chapter.

Shepard just wanted to drink the rejection away. Until Detective Chellick asked for her help. It wasn't supposed to be like this! Fem/ShepxGarrus Jealous Garrus, and mentions of onesided Garrus/Tali

Seventeen years postSerenity, old friends meet again, earthbound. MalInara.

She loves him. She knows she does. It's always like this when the Widow falls in love with the Fly. The Widow's not even supposed to fall in love. She's a spider. She's a spy. She's an assassin. She's a toy. But he's the same.

Slightly AU: The battle is over. Shield won; so did Hydra, but not without casualties. Like the destruction of one cryogenic coffin. No more memory wipes. For the first time in a long time, the Winter Soldier is unchained- free to make his own memories, free to invoke his past. Hydra pushes on, and the Winter Soldier with it. Yet, the woman with the red hair haunts him. [COMPLETE].

Three weeks had gone by since the events in CA:TWS. After a botched mission, Natasha is sent to a safe house. She is trying to lay low and come to terms with her past and her relationship to the Winter Soldier. Until he finds her. (Bucky x Natasha)

A heartbroken Hyde considers his relationship with Jackie kaput. Too bad Jackie sees it differently. She intends to get a proper resolution with him, but breaking through his hostility — and getting past his wife — may well prove impossible.

"And trying to hold on to the memory of Thor even as the skin above her elbow burned with the light touch of Loki's fingers, Jane distantly wondered which was worse – dying of thirst or drowning beneath the waves." Life is a balance of holding on and letting go, and sometimes comfort can come from the most unlikely source.

Liz/Red. After a gun fight, Red is left injured and Liz goes to visit him. By request, I didn't want to leave you hanging! :) Notice the rating change since this is pretty much just smut now, guys. The usual - I own nothing. Please leave reviews!

Vorona is eating a lollipop. And Shizuo has to deal with it. ShizuRona one-shot, fluffy fluff fluff.

They have become masters of speaking without words.

Garrus knows the effect his voice has on Shepard, and uses it to the best of his ability. Voicekink, because I can't get enough of it! Rated M because reasons.

Fill for the kinkmeme: Shepard and Garrus pursue an enemy deep into a heavily wooded area, and wind up far from the shuttle. They find a way station to hole up in for the night, and their feelings for each other come to a head in spectacular fashion. One-shot lemony goodness, rated M for good reason.

Citadel DLC spoilers. After the tango at the club, Shepard and Garrus can't wait to engage in a different kind of dance.

Thanks to some eavesdropping, Shepard discovers that Garrus's scars do not go over well amongst his own kind. She thinks his kind is full of it, and sets out to prove that to Garrus.

Inara is forced to put theory to the test when Kaylee requests a visual demonstration of her lessons on seduction. Unfortunately for the companion, her subject just happens to be an irate captain. Mal/Inara, Kaylee/Simon. Post BDM. Rated M for sexual content.

Set a little while after Damnation. Ada sits alone in a bar, and as time wanders on so do her thoughts, to the one person who she will never let go.

X-post from the kinkmeme: Shepard's a gearhead, and she buys a 1970 Dodge Challenger to work on. She takes Garrus out for a spin on Tuchanka, and Garrus finds out just how much she *loves* muscle cars. Rated M for adult stuff in a car.

Because some secrets are better left six feet under . . . . Part 1: Joker Origin; Part 2: Joker/OC

Before Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian go "blow off steam" for the first time, Mordin gives the turian some important advice. Rating is M just to be safe.

As Shepard reaches the end of her life, she finds herself suddenly thrown back on Eden Prime. Will she use what she knows to change the future, or try to preserve the timeline? Kink meme fill. Rating for sex and language.

Garrus and Shepard "relieve some tension" after a mission. Nothing but some PWP, with a lot of kink added to the mix. Rated M for a reason.

While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human. Originally posted on the MEK community on LJ.

Garrus does his best to get Shepard to let go and experience her first orgasm. Rated mature for a reason, graphic sex. MassKink meme fill.

Set Post-ME3 where Shepard chooses Control. A hundred years after the Reaper War, a Turian ship captained by the grandson of Garrus Vakarian comes across a derelict Reaper inhabited by a hologram of Commander Shepard.

It was going to be a joke. At least, that's what she told herself as she opened her mouth and the words, "We could test your reach… and my flexibility," fell out.

This was the first time they'd done this, and Shepard was in some serious pain. But it could be worse. Shepard/Vakarian. Rated M for... language?

Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.

Garrus thought she was gone forever. Garrus was wrong. Maybe it would have been better that way.

After the Cell games, Vegeta decides to stay on Earth for his son, while vowing to leave his short-lived relationship with Bulma in the past... which turns out to be much easier said than done.

Rowen was raised for a singular purpose that stayed a mystery to her. At last, the mystery is revealed and she is less than pleased. Can she summon the strength to cast aside her selfish desires for the good of the nine realms? Loki/ OC

All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.

Post-Arrival: Shepard returns from the destroyed Bahak system unaffected and unchanged, leading Garrus to doubt if she's still the woman he's come to respect and love. Garrus/Femshep.

The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better. [Bad Jokes 1.5]

Beginning thirteen years before the events of Curse of the Black Pearl, it follows the relationship between Barbossa and a whore who lives on Tortuga, Evie. Through her, we learn of Barbossa before the curse takes place and how it changes him. COMPLETE!

He was wild, intense, fiery, and creating sensations that eclipsed all rational thought as I was lost to the rhythm of his hips, hands, lips, his sticky sweet body beneath mine, and I cried out in ecstasy. Leon/Ada. Oneshot. FIXED!

Five years after the defeat of the Archdemon, Alistair and Elissa are brought together by a common threat, and must try to know each other again in the roles of their new lives.

A whole crew was willing to journey to the edge of the world to bring Jack back from the grave. Someone had to feel the same for Barbossa.

Enelya, a she-elf who is close friends with the King, is given to Legolas as a royal concubine, but perhaps this is a cover up? A story about relationships & dialogue between friends and lovers. Romantic read, not detail-oriented with the original LOTR.

Masskink fill, Garrus and Miranda have a drink and play truth or dare :-D

Because even the loneliest people in the world can turn to one another and make something entirely beautiful together - ShizuoxCelty WARNING Explicit language and mature scenes mentioned in fic.

She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.

Post-Dark Knight. In Arkham, the Joker finds his dark view of the world confirmed when the Batman is placed as his new neighbor. But should he be happy about this, or not? Warning: dark/depressing, insanity, violence, possible character death.

Unabashed FemShep/Garrus fluffsmut. Very little plot, but lots of inner musing. So if that isn't your thing... *whistles*

Sesshomaru gets more than he bargained for when he opts to watching Kagome do her exercises. Who knew the little miko was so flexible…? oneshot *previously titled Pilates*

Nolanverse Joker/Harley. They need a room, and they need it now.

Evey, finding it hard to resist some urges, ask V for a small request. As a result a poetic dance with Christina Rossetti's Goblin Market ensues. M yes, I changed it at last for violence and sexuality. Please R & R. Enjoy!

*Prequel to The Space Between* She was their Commander, their leader, their strength. But beneath her strength was a vulnerability that only he could ever see, a weakness that plagued her and drew him closer. Paring:Garrus x Fem. Shepard

Takes place after the movie with references to "Heart of Gold" from the series. Rated M for chapter two. Mal and Inara have a lot to talk about now that she's back on the ship. Will they finally get around to being honest about their feelings. Please, R&R

A new, happy version of the end of Season 7 and all of Season 8. ED JH never break up. Forget about Eric and Kelso leaving. It doesn't happen here! No, you're not imagining things. I actually updated.

V and Evey are getting to know each other's wicked ways, the poor fools.

Set during the time period V and Evey are apart after her stay in prison. V cannot resist finding Evey to see how she is. Its hard to determine who misses who most. This story is by special request

AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!

“W-wait a minute...Jin, what do you mean real priest?” Fuu followed Jin's gaze and stared at the vagrant. This was not happening. She did not just marry Mugen! (Mugen x Fuu XD) Post series!

This story includes spoilers for the series. Focuses on Mal and Inara's relationship and the complications thereof.