Alrighty, so I'm in the process of writing my first story... I promise it will be good though! At least I hope so... Yeah... I be done rambling on now! :P

"In the beginning God created chocolate and saw that it was good. Then God seperated the light from the dark and it was better!"

"Whomen and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea!"

"There are two means of refuge from life: music and cats."