I like alot of different types of stories and I can't be bothered listing them.

Sometimes I write my own stories but their never very long and basically roleplay character histories. I never show my stories to people. Though I'm trying to write a book at the moment but I don't think it's going along very well.

"How much of what you do is actually planned?" "Very little actually"
- You don't wanna know

"Mum, what happened to the other couch?" "It got ruined in the flood four years ago" "Ok... ... ...Seriously that's how unaware of things I am"
- Me and my Mum

"I can see you" "No you don't" - a friend and me.

"It's amusing to watch the cat try to eat sausage"

- Me watching the cat fail to eat

"No! That doesn't go in your mouth!" girl shouting to her little brother who was putting a (birthday) candle in his mouth

Random Quotes:

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ Anonymous

"I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it." - Vincent Valentine, FFVII

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

"I sense impending mayhem"

"The best and worst things about pictures and photographs is that they never change, even when the people in them do." ~ I think this one is mine but I'm not sure

Roses are red, violets are blue, I would run if I were you.

"There is alwaysa price to pay. Especially for power."

"I found a hobby, it may not be legal but it's still a hobby"

"So what do you do in your spare time? Other than gatecrashing my wedding"

"Excuse me I'm going to throw up"

Platypus Jokes:

Any deity worthy of a graven image can cobble up a working universe complete with fake fossils in under a week - hey, if you're not omnipotent, there's no real point in being a god. But to start with a big ball of elementary particles and end up with the duckbill platypus without constant twiddling requires a degree of subtlety and the ability to Think Things Through: exactly the qualities I'm looking for when I'm shopping for a Supreme Being.

A platypus walks into a bar and tells the bartender,"Got any grapes?" The bartender says ,"No, now go away!." The platypus walks int othe bar again and says, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says,"No and if you ask me that one more time I'll staple your webbed feet into the floor!" The platypus walks into the bar again and says,"Do you have any staples?" And the bartender says,"No." Then the platypus says,"Got any grapes?"

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic.

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear.
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair.

She always talked to it
When no one's around.
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound.

Until her parents
Unlock the door.
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure.

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face.
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries.
She loves her parents
But they want her to die.

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid.
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did.

Then one night
Her mom came home high.
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade.
It was sharp and pointy.
One that she made.

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest.
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying.
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying.

Police showed up
At the small little house.
They quickly barged in.
Everything was as quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly
Opened the door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor.

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm.
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms.

Don't you dare scoff at me. Repost this if you believe child abuse has to stop.

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

the test:

25/4/11

There's some random guy singing in Maori outside, I think he's in in my neighbors backyard.

23/8/11

I heard a train go past but there's no train-tracks on this side of town.