Fanfiction Friends: SMBEffect ( http://www.fanfiction.net/~SMBEffect ) and Animefreakandmangafreak1333 ( http://www.fanfiction.net/~animefreakandmangafreak1333 )

Just as a note, I might take a while to update between stories, chapters, etc. If I do, it's for a good reason, not because I don't like you! Bear with me! I'm sorry if I do, however.

I’m not going to tell anything that might possibly enable people I don’t want to find me. If you know my pseudonym, then you know who I am, and thus don’t need to know my name, gender (my pseudonym gives that away though), birthday, etc. I’ll put in my favorite pairings, and what I do in my free time, what I like and dislike as well.

Likes: I love reading and writing what I want, such as poetry and stories. I also love nice reviews…they are appreciated by the author, don’t think they aren’t! One shots are nice too, you can just read them and you don’t have to check for updates years later, because they’re on to their 40th chapter or whatever. Those are nice if you can read them all at once though! I love fiddling and contra dancing as well as most music. And I love my computer, of course!

Dislikes: Flames. If you don’t have anything good to say, don’t say anything at all! Also, spelling and bad grammar: I can’t spell at all, but I do tend to spot bad grammar. I really don’t like sports all that much, or practicing classical music. Also, preps tend to annoy me, but some of them are actually nice and friendly, genially.

Free Time: I read, write poetry and stories, fiddle, hang out with my friends, and do stuff on the computer.

Favorite pairings: I could go through all of my favorite pairings, but I’ll just chose my favorite authors/animes/books for now.

Tamora Pierce:

Kel x Dom, Neal x Yuki, Thayet x Jon, George x Alanna, Daine x Numair, Aly x Nawat, Beka x Rosto, pretty much the traditional ones, there’s a REASON they’re together!

Naruto:

Naruto x Hinata, Tenten x Neji, Sasuke x Sakura, Ino x Shikamaru, again, the traditional ones. (or at least the ones who the girls like, with the exception of Shikamaru x Ino. I just like that one.)

Twilight:

Edward x Bella, Jasper x Alice, need I continue? The traditional ones…again.

Harry Potter:

Harry x Ginny, Hermione x Ron, Bill x Fleur, Arthur x Molly, Bellatrix x Voldemort, Draco x Pansy, Lily x James, Draco x Hermione (non-traditional: gasp!), Harry x Draco

Copy and Paste!!!!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, Crash923, Silver Wind Kitsue, Wings of Water- SKYE, 2ndsly, Insane Winged Girl, UUBookwitch

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gauck at them, copy this to your profile.

If you read maximum ride the angel experiment in under 5 hours copy this onto your profile.

If you read maximum ride school's out forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like total, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you feel bad for Jacob Black...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, UUBookwitch

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're defying gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (or just say "I know! Join the club of freaky-ness. Where we all act like freaks!", which is what I do), copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl, UUBookwitch

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad' to the Animorphs' version of the Barney Song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family...), to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile (you don't wanna hear that story)

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. (YES YES YES!!!!)

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (what's two squared?)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!!)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you've acted out funny lines you've come up with for your characters without noticing it and have received many odd looks/comments.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you've ever hugged/kissed/licked a tree.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you think that the kids should let Lucky have some stupid Lucky Charms, post this in your profile.

If you think the Cocoa puffs bird should go to rehab, post this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

If you argue with yourself and lose post this in your profile.

If you hear voices in your head (not of book characters) and aren't afraid to admit it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride: School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under two hours, copy this into your profile.

If you know / knew someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

People will believe anything if you whisper it…

I don’t suffer from insanity…I enjoy every minute of it!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. (You know it!)

AV is Addicted to Vampires (What gave it away?!)

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three

whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Quotes!

Yes, I know I'm crazy. Why do you ask? -me

"Shut up!" "I didn't say anything." "I know that, but I also know what you were thinking. And don't you dare say it..STOP THINKING THAT!" -me and animefreakandmangafreak1333

My friend was pointing at someone. "Stop! It's rude to poke." "I wasn't poking, I was pointing." "No, you were poking the air. It's very rude! Now apologize to the air/"

"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same" -SCC

"If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention!"-SPC

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't." -friend's T-shirt

"2+2=5...for slightly larger quanties of 2." - friend's T-shirt

"Bow down and worship the rooster! Worship it!" -me

"oh I've got a lovely bunch of fing coconuts..." "that's not how the song goes..." "No s, but me and that skank (name omitted) are having a delightfully ass-raping kick-s bad-language contest. Want to be a fing whore-bitch and join?" "No thanks...hey, is that (SMBEffect) over there waving? I think I'll go say hello..." runs away quickly-me and a friend

"But they are little cat ears. We cut off the cat's ears and turn them into the little symbols. ... ... ... Just kidding, don't worry. You can stop looking shocked now." looking shocked then laughing like crazy -me and a friend