Sex-Female

Age-Wouldn't you like to know?

Favorite books-All Shannara series, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Eragon

I have a strange sense of humor and I usually only use the phone to help people with homework.

I love the internet.

WARNING: IF YOU WERE SMART YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BE READING THIS WARNING.

Welcome…to who wants to be a millionaire! ~crowd applauds~ Today, are contestants will be- ~someone in the audience goes DUN, DUN, DUN!~ Stop that! As I was saying… ~someone boos~ I SAID STOP THAT! ~picks up a rock and prepares to throw it at the next person who boos~ Anyway, meet Jeffery, ~crowd applauds~ Amelia ~crowd applauds~ and Max ~someone boos~ Ohhhhh! ~throws rock at person who booed and hears a thump~ That’s better. Okay, Jeffery, you’re up first. ~hears yays and go Jefferys in the background~ First question, for 100 dollars, Who was the 16th president of the united states… ~music is on~ Jeffery: uh…George Washington! ~drum roll~ Incorrect answer! Sorry Jeffery, but you lose! Today you go home with 0 dollars! ~someone boos~ THERE WILL BE NO BOOING ON THIS SHOW! ~security drags away person who boos~ Next up…Amelia! ~crowd applauds~ All right 1st question… ~many hours later~ Amelia: 502. ~drum roll~ Correct! You have one 1 million dollars! Congrats! Please seat yourself in the audience while Max plays. ~Max comes on stage~ Okay, Max , What is the most powerful bomb in the world? ~audience oohhhs~ Max: Nuclear bomb.~ crowd gasps~ Max…I’m afraid your answer is… ~someone goes DUN, DUN, DUN!~ SHUT UP! ~person falls through trap door~ As I was saying, your answer is correct! You win 100 dollars! Next question! What is the name of the most popular children’s author in the world? ~drum roll~ Max: Nuclear bomb! ~crowd mumbles~ What! Is that all you say! ~crowd oohhhs~ Max: Nuclear bomb! ~crowd mumbles~ Augh! Who put this idiot on the show! Tell me now! ~crowd gasps~ Max: Nuclear bomb! ~crowd mumbles~ Off! Off my stage now! I said now! ~Max doesn’t move~ AHHHHHHH!!!!!! ~ picks Max up, throws him off the stage and screams~ I HATE THIS! I’M TRYING OUT FOR PRO WRESTLING! ~crowd gasps~ Max: That’s what I get for saying my lucky word before answering.

~two people watching TV in a studio~

We got the best ratings that year.
Oh yeah.