Subject: Bilbo Baggins. Situation: Dire. Who knew that feet could cause such issues? Bilbo learns that they can when he finds himself being courted. But Thorin doesn't need to know! He can handle it himself...or so he thinks. The Company disagrees. 100 Word Drabble Series. ThorinxBilbo, Thilbo Bagginshield. Slash. Rated T for some violence/angst.

AU. Here ye, here ye! Prince Thorin Oakenshield of Erebor is throwing a masquerade ball (against his will by his mother) and all are invited. Bilbo Baggins knows better than to ask his stepmother to go, but what happens when fairy godfather Gandalf arrives? Rating changed. Few OCs btw. Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/OC, Kili/OC, slight Dwalin/Ori