Kenny has never been lucky. His friends ignore him, his family doesn't care about him, and frankly, he hardly cares about himself. He even wishes that he'd just finally die- actually die- and not come back. So he takes matters into his own hands.

REVAMPED: Eric Cartman is actually Kyle Broflovski's brother! Wait, is "Cartman" even his name anymore? Written before Scott Tenorman's return came out. T for language only. COMPLETE.

Stan got the lead in the school play and Kyle is happy enough as stage manager. But when a tragic hairday threatens to undo the entire class's hard work, will they be bold enough to save the day? Style. Complete

Butters has always led a life in the shadow of his father. Only one other person sees the darkness. Butters/Curly Goth

Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?

Everyone always expected Cartman and the Jew to end up together - it's fate or something - but there's more than one Cartman and more than one Jew. Kyman and Elvike.

-OneShot- Craig tries to make sure Tweek is straight. Potential PreSlash, corny innuendoes and mild language. -Please don't flame me. First fanfic-

Clyde just wants to know what it was, so Cartman tells him.

I wouldn't get too close," Kyle warned, his voice thick with congestion. "I'm probably contagious." "I don't care," Stan dismissed and pulled Kyle into his arms. Style. Drabble.

Beauty and Gasser seem set to start their life as a family together, but why does Beauty seem to be turning to Bo-bobo? Gasser is determined to figure out the secret behind this...