It is very possible that nobody will ever read it, but even if you do, there is not much you'd like to know about me. I can't write because my English is not good enough, and I start to forget Russian in the US. Usually people don't like me, so it is probable that you won't find anything interesting here. I'll at least try to seem normal, so...

All righty. My favorite pairings are:

Beetlejuice/Lydia

Sweeney/Mrs. Lovett

Sometimes, good Snager

And I also like Severitus much. Hurray to Potions and Snitches!

Severus Snape is the hero of the 21st century.