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Joined 06-13-09, id: 1968492, Profile Updated: 09-19-13
Author has written 3 stories for Darkest Powers, Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games.

Well, hello there! Thanks so much for dropping in to visit my profile!

Hopefully you aren't a creepy stalker or some serial killer...

But if you are, maybe we could talk about it... I used to want to go into criminal psychology, so... yeah...

Besides being almost 21, I'm also female and somewhat of a bitch. To be honest, I'm pretty lazy, not very successful, and almost certainly not going to go down in the record books as having done or created or started anything important in my lifetime.

I have some favorites, but I don't need to go into details so I found one of those strange list things online and have pasted it here and added my own answers... Here goes:

FAVORITES

DRINK (non-alcoholic): F'Real Mango Smoothies

DRINK (alcoholic): I don't drink

FOOD (out-to-eat): Texas Roadhouse's fresh baked bread and honey cinnamon butter .

FOOD (homemade): My mother's baked chicken with riced potatoes and homemade gravy... so good!

SONG: I don't really have one overall, just a current favorite that changes on a daily or weekly basis

ARTIST/MUSICIAN/BAND: I like Panic! at the Disco and Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance a lot, as well as Backseat Goodbye...

MOVIE: I like comedy best, but dramas and romantic comedies come in pretty high on the list too... Basically, the best thing to say is I own literally hundreds of movies and have seen them all multiple times... I can't choose just one.

ACTOR: I suppose I like Ryan Gosling because he's hot as hell... Maybe also Johnny Depp...

ACTRESS: Emma Stone has the greatest faces in some of her films - they're real and not fake in order to be "pretty" for the screen. That's what I like about her most of all.

VIDEOGAME: Pokemon SNAP (Hell, yes, bitches!)

COMPUTER GAME: This always makes me sad to remember, but I used to have these Jurassic Park computer games when I was little and my brother and I loved them to bits... But then my family switched to Macs and those games were obsolete. In the future, I want a PC just for my old computer games... I also liked the My Little Pony game and the Zoo Tycoon, Marine Zoo Tycoon, and Dinosaur Zoo Tycoon games a lot... Damn, there's something special about shitty graphics that I can't help but get sentimental over...

PLACE TO GO ON VACATION: Not sure I have one... Maybe the Alaska cruise I took a couple years ago? That was pretty cool... or maybe St. Maarten in the caribbean... That one is nice too... :)

ACCESSORY: My sunglasses. I got them for like $5 at Charlotte Russe two years ago and I'm in love with them. I want another seventy pairs just for backups for the rest of my life but I can't find any :(

ANIMAL: My pets are my favorites. Dogs are the bestest and cats can be good but can also be cruel. The three cats my dad and his new fiancee have are the best kind of cats - the ones that think they're dogs! :D I also have a degu - they're adorable! Look up "happy degu coma" on youtube and squeal along with me! . SO ADORABLE!!!

BOOK/BOOK SERIES: The Hunger Games is great, and I love it but that's not just because I'm going with the flow as the whole world goes apeshit for the HG series... I also love manga, Maximum Ride (until four, when it got all, "global warming is destroying our planet and we have to help" and I was all like, "the hell? If I wanted information about global warming, I'd read about it or watch that Al Gore film that's dry as hell... I wanna read about crazy mutts made by even crazier scientists and their crazy battles with the mutts they made!" [ I'll try reading just about anything, but I refuse to go near the Fifty Shades series... I can get that shit for free, better, on Fanfiction.net any time I want it... Not that I go looking for it *clears throat*... *whispering* Though there are some really good ones out there... Though, I don't know from personal experience *awkward cough*...

BUT WHATEVER!!!

READ MY STUFF AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!! I WON'T BOTHER POSTING THE REST OF IT IF YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE WHAT I PUT UP TO BEGIN WITH, OKAY?!

COOL BEANS!!!

ANEUPERT SIGNING OFF*

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When the Moon Fell in Love with the Sun by Mejhiren reviews
"It's something out of an old tale: a golden young man in a white bearskin, striking strange bargains with desperate souls on the cruelest night of winter." Peeta Mellark, winner of the 74th Hunger Games, returns from his Victory Tour to make the starving Everdeens an offer they can't refuse. Canon divergent, based on the fairy tale "East of the Sun and West of the Moon."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 362,372 - Reviews: 3550 - Favs: 3,961 - Follows: 4,760 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
In My Head, In My Heart by iLoVeRynMar reviews
"No matter how bad your losses, it can be good again," the blond hair, blue eyed, boy wunderkind, tells the group. Yeah…right. What the hell does he know about grief? I'm only doing this to get my sister back. If he thinks he's going to magically "cure" me by the end of these sessions he's wrong. Dead wrong. Modern Day AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,819 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Shifting Hues by Nmoreblack reviews
Katniss has always been the best thing about his birthday. And this year, she is completely his. "No Surprises" outtake.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Compromise by Anysia reviews
Life's all about compromise. [Kristanna, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
No Surprises by Nmoreblack reviews
He thought they made an odd pair, the two of them. The oddness, he thought sadly, surely rested with him. Katniss thought they were perfect. He was perfect. Modern day AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,660 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Hidden Meanings by sponsormusings reviews
"Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real - Iris Murdoch (1919 - 1999)" Katniss Everdeen works in a job where love generally plays a big part. It's a shame she doesn't really believe in it. And not even the cute baker from across the street is going to get her to change her mind. Submission for Prompts in Panem, March 2013. Day Seven.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Delly C. - Complete
If You Found Me at Last by monroeslittle reviews
If another person tells him who he is really supposed to be, he might tear his own ears off. post-Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,952 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
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How It Happened reviews
Peeta and Katniss were never all that similar - not even as kids. Everyone knows it. This is just a new way to see it all, as it happens, in line with the story but with other events and my own ideas. Kind of a rambling way to write about my favorite guy...
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
What I Want reviews
Max and Fang are the only two still awake one night and Max feels like asking some advice. She hopes Fang can help her to be happy again, because she hasn't been in a long time. He tells her to do what she wants when she wants to do it. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Stuck in the Rain reviews
Chloe and Derek have been split up from Simon and Tori. The two are slowly making their way to their meeting point, but are stuck in a fierce storm under the awning of a local vegetable store. Chloe x Derek
Darkest Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete