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Joined 06-17-09, id: 1972947, Profile Updated: 12-06-09
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Welcome to my boring profile.

My name is Alaina – or so I say online – and I am from Northern Europe. I just celebrated my birthday in 30th June. My age isn’t important. As my friend said – the age is not the reason for you to be smart or stupid. I have brown hair with highlights and some little reddish spots from the last time I colored them a little.

Before I started to become a big fan of reading and writing (not so big fan of the latest), I was mostly taking my time and working on Photoshop. Graphic was my life before Twilight got in my arms in the start of December, 2008. After reading Twilight I didn’t have any wants or needs to continue making graphic. So, for the love of my nerves, I started to write some not so important stories. But I am willing to change that and work on graphic skills and write some good story.

When I am not working on writing or not reading I watch movies or listen music. Music always has been a big part of me. When I was little I sang and everything but now I just listen to it. Right now I am in love with the song “Fairytale” by Alexander Rybak. But I listen to everything and anything, as long as it’s not some sweet love song like “Stars are blind”. As for movies, I love a good movie with a good scenario and a movie what can keep my mind off life and just allow myself to enjoy it. “The Day After Tomorrow” is my favorite movie at the moment. Yes, “Twilight” movie is cool but when it comes to Kristen Stewart before the restaurant scene…

I am now into reading fan fictions and for the real books – I don’t really read them at the moment. I have some favorite and from what I read I can say what is my style and what book could be one of my favorite. “Can You Keep a Secret?” by Sophie Kinsella could be one of the best I’ve read. It’s funny – that’s what I need after hard day – and written in first person – I am crazy for books written in first person. Sophie Kinsella is my favorite author of all the time.

Ok, so being a Twilight fanatic, I have to tell the truth. First book and second, and – okay – third was okay. But what happened in Breaking Dawn? I mean, c’mon! Bella has an excellent self thingy and the most needed thing what everyone wanted to know was cut out. And the so called fight? That book was not so good way how to end the story. It could just end in the end of New Moon or Eclipse. I haven’t read those books like 3 months now because I am tired, I’ve reread them 10 times each. But I have to thank to Stephenie Meyer made for making me fall in love with reading once again. Before these books I wasn’t much of a reader but now… I can’t stop not reading a story or something.

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Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,606 - Follows: 6,361 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,906 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5435 - Favs: 5,500 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,255 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6599 - Favs: 5,529 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Biology by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward, a biology teacher, has been lusting after one of his students all year. What happens when she comes into his classroom after school? Edward decides to teach her the reproductive system using very unorthodox methods. Graphic Lemons. 2-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Physical Attraction by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Edward brings home his new girlfriend Bella to meet his adopted father Carlisle - and instantly, sparks start to fly. THREESOME AU. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Banana by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is very sexually frustrated and needs release. But Edward wants to wait. However, she finds a banana and knows exactly what she wants to do to herself. OOC and VERY KINKY. One-shot! Read at your own risk!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3253 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naked Desire by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Love in the Big Apple by isabellsah cullen reviews
All main characters, very different storyline. Set 21st century New York. Bella 17yrold milion dollar business woman meets edwards little sister amanda and falls for Edward. Laurent and James are back and want bella for her money. BxE All human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 98,540 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Like an animal reviews
Everyone thought that she died but what if she really is alive, just in a different body?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward